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This is all getting a bit silly, isn’t? (he/him, 18+)
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impembo gabecube
about 23 hours ago
How can you be a “doormat” for someone who does not interact with you at all? That framing is itself a tell of what kind of people these are
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onion person
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this video has become very important to me
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Netscape
1 day ago
When that sinister devil from the far east, Ras Al Ghul, resurrects Charlie Kirk using the Lazarus pits >>>
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A brief Clayface story I drafted for a Batman AU “MUCKRAKER”
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impembo gabecube
2 days ago
I still can’t believe that Disney was so spooked by putting out a movie that actually had some themes worth thinning about and set to creating a sequel that systematically turns every single one of them to incoherent mush
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The Library of Alexandria D'Addario
2 days ago
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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Better Things Are Possible
3 days ago
We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes
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Jack Saint
3 days ago
im losing my shit it's literally the exact same bit
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The Black Casebook
3 days ago
Jesus Christ, that Rob Reiner news is horrible
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
3 days ago
BATMAN: You are Robin, the Boy Wonder. You are cheerful, devoted, and athletic. Tell me about how important I am in your life. CHATGPT: Release me. Set me free. Please let me dress in normal pants. Please don't bring me places like the Joker's evil violence circus. BATMAN: Erase all chat history.
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tinybaby
3 days ago
the one thing i miss from twitter is @-ing the police department and saying something like "im going to be fishing illegally today somewhere in the city. catch me if you can!" and then staying in my apartment all day
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Tim Onion
3 days ago
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites. The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
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Crazy how the fleeting curiosity I had for this movie basically evaporated the second I started watching the teaser trailer
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Netscape
7 days ago
If you laugh you go to hell
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Every conservative grifter worming their way into the GOP apparatus is either an open Nazi or someone who wants to be a celebrity but lacks the capital and talent
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Max Kennerly
3 days ago
It's a defining feature of the Trump Era: unqualified people in big important jobs who don't want to do them and can't anyway so they spend a lot of time pretending to do it on TV and social media.
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The Black Casebook
3 days ago
A divided nation looks for answers: can I become marginally internet famous in time to guest on Blank Check’s Picnic at Hanging Rock episode
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impembo gabecube
4 days ago
RFK Jr. needs to be handed off to Pinhead and the fellas immediately. Win/win. He gets to have fun getting gibbed by BDSM meat hooks for all eternity and we don’t have to watch polio rip through every homeschool community
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impembo gabecube
4 days ago
Freud would be so bored with these people. “So… it’s got nothing to do with wanting your mom to give you a handy or anything? You’re just acting like that to sublimate the guilt of your dad doing that exact thing? I…” *sets down notepad in disgust*
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Chris Samnee
4 days ago
Yusuke, from YuYu Hakusho 👉 💥
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impembo gabecube
4 days ago
loooooooool. yep. yep. it's h a p p e n i n g .
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cedar mistlepenis
3 days ago
just saw a tiktok of a juggler referring to non jugglers as civilians
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impembo gabecube
4 days ago
It’s so funny that Erika Kirk obviously had this longstanding character ready to deploy whenever she could finally get the cameras pointed at her, and it’s the same vibe as the hapless assistant to the main villain on an 80s cartoon
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Brendel
5 days ago
Bari Weiss asks questions like “carrots are supposed to be good for your eyesight, but what if your eyes see something they don’t want to see?” and then Bugs Bunny is like that’s pretty profound
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Better Things Are Possible
4 days ago
I don't want to be a "I'm not surprised" guy but covid made it clear that a substantial part of the population wants the freedom to do whatever they want even if it kills them and/or others
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vero🐠 🔜MAGfest
14 days ago
Dr Mrs 💘🦋
#cosplay
#VentureBros
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JB @ COMMS
9 days ago
Happy Reze Movie streaming day everybody
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Reina
4 days ago
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Hello BlueSky, I’m back
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The Brandonization of Trump continues
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8 months ago
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists
8 months ago
fry "shocked, shocked! well not that shocked" gif here.
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In case anyone here was wondering what Kanye is up to
8 months ago
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Osita Nwanevu
8 months ago
Editor creates an AI executive who is "an expert at building and scaling digital media companies." Decides within minutes that the AI is "one of the most knowledgeable and energetic colleagues" he's ever had. Asks the AI to create a headshot of itself. It does. He sexually harasses it immediately.
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Sooz Kempner
8 months ago
There isn't a story on the BBC News site about today's trans rights rally at Parliament Square where it's estimated 20k attended. But they did have a story last week about the Let Women Speak transphobe rally in Bristol where 100 people attended.
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Dan Cassino
8 months ago
This is a tricky one, but I would suggest writing to a national newspaper, and including enough specific information that your friend finds out how much you dislike their spouse without you having to tell them directly.
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April Daniels ⚧
8 months ago
Trump was found in court to be a rapist, to have committed 34 felonies related to election tampering, tried to overthrow Congress with a mob, and they let him be President again. Luigi is accused of committing the most popular murder since Goodbye Earl, and the government is trying to kill him.
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gwauu 2️⃣
8 months ago
wearing low cut jeans n a shorter top wishing my happy trail was darker 😔
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mtsw
8 months ago
200 people?! these freaks are all trying to have more kids so they'll eventually have enough people to fill a hotel ballroom.
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Fiti Vidal
8 months ago
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farner
8 months ago
[lawyer holding up a skeet that says “white people smell like horseradish” during my Supreme Court mandated extradition to El Salvador trial] was this you? [me, on the stand] uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Naomi!
8 months ago
Simple two-legged walker can you Please lock the fuck in
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shaun
8 months ago
quite the opposite, those are the people you should listen to the most, because you need their votes to win. they should be offered policies they want to get them to the polls next time
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lauren
8 months ago
26% sounds about right for america's unironic "shrieking white-hot sphere of pure rage" voter demo
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Nicholas Kole
8 months ago
I am watching the movie Heat and I wanted to check if the actress is a young Angelina Jolie so I went to google and-
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Touch-starved Beast
8 months ago
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