How can you be a “doormat” for someone who does not interact with you at all? That framing is itself a tell of what kind of people these are

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When that sinister devil from the far east, Ras Al Ghul, resurrects Charlie Kirk using the Lazarus pits >>>

A brief Clayface story I drafted for a Batman AU “MUCKRAKER”

I still can’t believe that Disney was so spooked by putting out a movie that actually had some themes worth thinning about and set to creating a sequel that systematically turns every single one of them to incoherent mush

Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes

im losing my shit it's literally the exact same bit

Jesus Christ, that Rob Reiner news is horrible

BATMAN: You are Robin, the Boy Wonder. You are cheerful, devoted, and athletic. Tell me about how important I am in your life. CHATGPT: Release me. Set me free. Please let me dress in normal pants. Please don't bring me places like the Joker's evil violence circus. BATMAN: Erase all chat history.

the one thing i miss from twitter is @-ing the police department and saying something like "im going to be fishing illegally today somewhere in the city. catch me if you can!" and then staying in my apartment all day

This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites. The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.

Crazy how the fleeting curiosity I had for this movie basically evaporated the second I started watching the teaser trailer

If you laugh you go to hell

Every conservative grifter worming their way into the GOP apparatus is either an open Nazi or someone who wants to be a celebrity but lacks the capital and talent

It's a defining feature of the Trump Era: unqualified people in big important jobs who don't want to do them and can't anyway so they spend a lot of time pretending to do it on TV and social media.

A divided nation looks for answers: can I become marginally internet famous in time to guest on Blank Check’s Picnic at Hanging Rock episode

RFK Jr. needs to be handed off to Pinhead and the fellas immediately. Win/win. He gets to have fun getting gibbed by BDSM meat hooks for all eternity and we don’t have to watch polio rip through every homeschool community

Freud would be so bored with these people. “So… it’s got nothing to do with wanting your mom to give you a handy or anything? You’re just acting like that to sublimate the guilt of your dad doing that exact thing? I…” *sets down notepad in disgust*

Yusuke, from YuYu Hakusho 👉 💥

loooooooool. yep. yep. it's h a p p e n i n g .

just saw a tiktok of a juggler referring to non jugglers as civilians

It’s so funny that Erika Kirk obviously had this longstanding character ready to deploy whenever she could finally get the cameras pointed at her, and it’s the same vibe as the hapless assistant to the main villain on an 80s cartoon

Bari Weiss asks questions like “carrots are supposed to be good for your eyesight, but what if your eyes see something they don’t want to see?” and then Bugs Bunny is like that’s pretty profound

I don't want to be a "I'm not surprised" guy but covid made it clear that a substantial part of the population wants the freedom to do whatever they want even if it kills them and/or others

Dr Mrs 💘🦋 #cosplay #VentureBros

Happy Reze Movie streaming day everybody #chainsawman

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The Brandonization of Trump continues

fry "shocked, shocked! well not that shocked" gif here.

In case anyone here was wondering what Kanye is up to

Editor creates an AI executive who is "an expert at building and scaling digital media companies." Decides within minutes that the AI is "one of the most knowledgeable and energetic colleagues" he's ever had. Asks the AI to create a headshot of itself. It does. He sexually harasses it immediately.

There isn't a story on the BBC News site about today's trans rights rally at Parliament Square where it's estimated 20k attended. But they did have a story last week about the Let Women Speak transphobe rally in Bristol where 100 people attended.

This is a tricky one, but I would suggest writing to a national newspaper, and including enough specific information that your friend finds out how much you dislike their spouse without you having to tell them directly.

Trump was found in court to be a rapist, to have committed 34 felonies related to election tampering, tried to overthrow Congress with a mob, and they let him be President again. Luigi is accused of committing the most popular murder since Goodbye Earl, and the government is trying to kill him.

wearing low cut jeans n a shorter top wishing my happy trail was darker 😔

200 people?! these freaks are all trying to have more kids so they'll eventually have enough people to fill a hotel ballroom.

Juri

[lawyer holding up a skeet that says “white people smell like horseradish” during my Supreme Court mandated extradition to El Salvador trial] was this you? [me, on the stand] uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Simple two-legged walker can you Please lock the fuck in

quite the opposite, those are the people you should listen to the most, because you need their votes to win. they should be offered policies they want to get them to the polls next time

26% sounds about right for america's unironic "shrieking white-hot sphere of pure rage" voter demo

I am watching the movie Heat and I wanted to check if the actress is a young Angelina Jolie so I went to google and-

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