bunny eating a green bean

This guy is senior staff at xAI, fork found in kitchen, etc

Not again, Steve....

Miss Polly is still hissy, but showing her belly in play is big sign of trust. She also purrs now when I pet her ears and chin. Progress! 🩶 #FosterKittens #cats

birbest birb

Yoda to centrist Democrats: "That is why you fail."

Listen ppl World am cold & hard Boobys am warm & soft If u have a booby nearby u can touch it & ur stresses will go down! Big Friend is saying "FIASCO TELL THEM TO GET CONSENT FIRST" but u not need consent if u a cat (pro tip)

A family friend had to ask Mom for money yesterday because her benefits dropped from $350 a month to $100 a month. She’s 79, and on disability.

they are literally saying james talarico is trans. it doesn't matter who the dems nominate or elect, the playbook is the same, so trying to avoid gop ire with milquetoast candidates is pointless

never stop singing steve

what are they doing when they're parked front bumper to back bumper

trying to think of a name for the reflecting pool scandal. thinking maybe 'Watergate.'

It is absolutely true that Dems need to win swing voters to win elections. The misdiagnosis is that swing voters are “moderates.” They are not. They have almost entirely incoherent politics. You don’t win them from the middle. You appeal to your base with conviction and hope swings like the vibes.

baby geep

#COTD Nugget was just a four-month-old kitten when he was brought to us. He had tested positive for leukemia and was rescued from Animal Control in Tennessee by a caring facility that drove him 8 hours to save his life. Read more: blindcatrescue.com/cats/nugget....

Happy Friyay! 🤗 #FosterKittens #cats

every time people from outside of the united states visit, i warn them that american dispensary-strength weed is going to be like drinking 151 compared to what they’re used to and no one ever believes me

I’m sorry, no. This is not the guy who did the reflecting pool. No. Come on. We’re just putting a hat on a hat here. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u...

Mother fuck- kitten fosters there’s a potential recall in process for all Breeders Edge/Shelter Choice puppy and kitten formulas. For non foster folks- these are the gold standard formulas. This is a big deal For Team Potat- this is a freaking nightmare.

To put it another way, I think Musk’s purchase of Twitter has helped reify the vague pundit instinct that Trump in some way channels the will of an inchoate true Volk, because now the voice of the Volk speaks through X, the everything app

TFW you have to be gay because the other option is catching the 6 train

i will destroy you keep going tho

@archiveofourown.org is right there

bless your heart

one of the oldest running dialogues in history is "war is a massively complicated political, bureaucratic, and logistical endeavor" vs. "fuck you pussy, war is when you're a fucking badass, oh shit I lost"

america is an ideal worth fighting for

Our sweet Shoyu is still looking for her very own home. She has never had a single application in the 19 months she has been in our rescue. She is shy and unassuming, but extremely cute and willing to show affection if you have a patient and soft way with her. www.petfinder.com/cat/shoyu-37...

#TabbyTuesday twosome 🐱💕 #FosterKittens #cats

Last week, I got a message about a stray kitten who turned out to be in my own little neighborhood subdivision, just about a block away. I haven’t yet posted about him but let’s fix that— his name is Gizmo because he has big Gremlin energy— the most sweetest boy one minute, a bitey tornado the next.

ngl, the space x IPO being largely successful immediately after elon musk spent a week fomenting racist pogroms in northern ireland is one of the more blackpilling events of the year for me

who's going to have the courage to just go there and rip it off

adopt this foster dog!!

one of my favorite things about tiny children is that it does not matter what their race, gender or culture is they all love Garbage Truck equally

To be very precise, on top of being a useless conman, he is one of the biggest mass-murders in history, a genocideer on par with any of history's other monsters.

The Texas GOP just brought an elephant into the convention hall and it apparently pissed all over the place

While his mountain of horrible personal conduct could fill multiple books, one fact in particular stands out: A year ago, Musk’s actions directly led to the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people. He did it knowingly. And, worse — gleefully. Read more: www.theverge.com/tech/949259/...

me too simon

OK, so that's my pitch, so here's my offer: If you donate at least $20 to Friends of Bear, I will answer a style-related question for you. If you adopt a cat, I will also buy the first month's worth of cat food. I really want you to adopt a cat!

Hello! 👋 I'm hoping to raise money for two Bay Area cat rescues. If you post a screenshot of you donating at least $20, I will answer a style-related question for you. But first, let me tell you about the rescues, why they're worthy of your support, and hopefully get you to adopt a cat. 🧵

Yeah there’s no way this cat is going back to the colony. Cid’s walls are coming down. He seeks connection— after this, he sat at the front of the kennel for the 1st time, wanting to be closer, hoping for more pets without knowing how to request them. Purring deep in his chest, relaxed. Relieved.

Stripey bellies 🤗 #FosterKittens #TabbyTuesday #TongueOutTuesday #cats

✨ Meet these purr-fect icons! ✨ Say hello to Marilyn Monroe & Audrey Hepburn! These adorable little stars are full of personality, charm, & kitten energy. They can’t wait to become the leading ladies of their very own happy ending! 🐾💕

I want to get into just enough trouble that I avoid prison but I have a lengthy house arrest.

I thought people were kidding, turns out Elon really did axe the screwworm containment program back in March 25. fucking imbecile www.agri-pulse.com/articles/226...

Close Encounters of the Richard Kind

Saffron looked up at me during our walk like, “Mama, are we absolutely sure we have to do #Monday?” #cats #BlueskyCats #gato #CatsOfBluesky #photography

my dog will be suing netflix for using his likeness without his permission (also he has no resemblance to scooby doo)