Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide

if i posted photos of someone like this my partner would be texting me with a link to the tweet accompanied solely with “?”

I haven’t seen Bills this depressing since Belichick attended Jordon’s coed adult cheerleading competition last week.

category 6 billsing. a canon event. one of those games i will think about on my deathbed

RAY DAVIS HOUSE CALL ON HIS 26TH BIRTHDAY

the actual reason for this is so that robots can be easily plugged into human roles. the more human-like a robot is, the more readily it can replace a human.

It’s giving Wicked Witch of the West

Flashing back to when a pro-Trump guy I used to work with said I “wasn’t like the other liberals” because I told him I didn’t like Bill Maher

collective memory is something you have to work at constantly, and the persistent drumbeat of land acknowledgements is an extremely valuable way to produce widespread consciousness of basic material fact of dispossession and genocide

“The usual suspects” have been emailing Epstein for dating tips lmao

[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison] 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵Walking down the street 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵House with chicken feet 🎵Baba Yaga

grocery store was giving out samples of milk. in case you didn’t know about it

Larry you sent 150 emails to a wealthy pedophile for an education you could have gotten for $1.50 in late fees on the RealSocialDynamics YouTube channel

What does Megyn Kelly think the age of consent is??

Of course this year of all years is the year my dad turns 67, and of course he just found out about what the kids are saying

One of the defining feelings in American life, for decades now, is elites doing plainly criminal shit and nothing at all happening as a result. It is deranging in a way that virtually nothing else is. Media fixates on perceived street lawlessness but shit like this matters much more in my opinion.

The crisis of elite impunity that is ruining our society cannot be more clearly or convincingly demonstrated than with the fact that all of these people wrote all this stuff into an email and hit Send.

Gave ChatGPT a shot at giving me fantasy football advice. It identified at least a third of the players as being on teams they don’t play for anymore and made up a guy name Boogie Coker.

Last week I freaked out about JT’s buy and ended up doing a trade deal involving JT for Jacobs and now I want to go back in time and kick myself in the nuts

this is literally never not accurate

This is fucking brilliant, and you should read it: lithub.com/maybe-dont-t...

The more democratic elements of the American constitutional and economic order are actually throwing up road blocks to Trumpism. Protests and boycotts and low level courts and juries and cetera. Elite actors on the other hand are all too frequently caving. Fascinating study in who actually cares!

average bluesky poster

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

At this point, anyone—a university, a law firm, a corporation, a Democrat—bending the knee to Trump is doing it because they want to, not because of any political reality.

Wow it turns out the entire country is not permanently reactionary because Trump won an election by 1.5%

Mr. Zohran, as mayor I call on you to arrest Brian Daboll and Jaxson Dart.

the coming democratic backlash will see austin's comedy mothership burned to the ground. tony hinchcliffe will be made to do land acknowledgements before state-mandated punching up

As always, the real winner tonight will be my priors. I love my priors!

if mamdani wins huge it's an outlier because it's new york, if he loses he needed to do more to protect women's sports. if dems win big in NJ and VA it's because they disavowed crazy positions taken in 2020. if dems lose in NJ/VA it's because they needed to do more to protect women's sports

I am deadly serious about the Islamophobia, we already knew anti-Palestinian/Arab racism was bad but lines are being crossed by the former governor and recepient of the endorsements of half of establishment Dems and no one is fucking. saying. anything.

It is worth saying that putting “Africana studies” in scare quotes as if it’s a ridiculous concept is not a political argument. It’s just racism. “Africa is not worthy of a major” is the implication. Yeah dude you’re just racist. (From Gerard Baker at the WSJ today) www.wsj.com/opinion/mamd...

If Senate Dems see this, and are still considering caving, I don’t even know what we’re doing any more. Trump continues to openly defy the courts and break the law. You can’t make a handshake deal with someone like that. It’s just not how it works.

“Hey Andrew let’s make a video about your ‘good luck truck’ and spend the majority of the time talking about how it’s definitely NOT OJ Simpson’s Bronco”

It's uncanny how Cuomo has been laser-focused at appealing to the absolute worst qualities in people - their insularity, their tribalism, and now their fear. A campaign monumental in its cynicism, a colossal bet by this man and his billionaire backers that people are basically bad.

the bleakest moment in this article is the point where a heritage staffer, horrified by fuentes, discovers that "a growing number" of heritage interns are groypers

We’re going to have to reckon that many execs who offered platitudes in 2020 are now using Trump’s electoral victory as an opportunity to Return To Racism

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...and less than 24 hours later Condé Nast has fired Lex and the rest of the Teen Vogue political desk, even as stories like this were bringing huge numbers of readers to the site

Personally, I think people who obsess over the mere possibility of being put on a blocklist on social media by strangers “who don’t even know me” should talk to a therapist about their worrisome degree of fear of social rejection, instead of demanding that everyone ELSE on Bluesky change.

I’ve always been under the impression that “political division” was a euphemism used by people talking to strangers whose politics they don’t know and by 501(c)3s to keep their funding. If you’re actually trying to diagnose a problem, you have to be more specific

I do think the idea of “abundance” could have been useful, so it’s a shame that it’s now irreparably tied to this guy and his book tour

I do volunteering both with catholic based charities and 2 local food pantries and they all get USDA funding/materials through TEFAP, a program that runs along with SNAP, and all orders not in transit have been ended despite available and apportioned emergency funding just like SNAP.

My latest is about the latest revelations on the failed prosecution of Donald Trump, and why you should blame Merrick Garland more than the Supreme Court.

The “Person who wants a political party to lose describes what that political party must do to win” genre of article is just incredibly insulting to everyone’s intelligence yet it will persist until the end of time