there’s no cell service, it’s a 15-year-old sourdough starter, they’re open four nights a week until they sell out of dough, and it’s in a century-old hotel next to a former brothel on what’s become a dead end road. a++ perfect place to get pizza

romo is who people think collinsworth is

Man what the hell these are high schoolers

This kind of pathetic mewling is only ever rolled out by people who don't actually oppose what is being protested.

A statement from New American Pathways on the treatment of refugees in Minnesota

And if they somehow get out of this process, which is designed to be nearly inescapable, then when they apply for a green card, they’ll find that the fee for the green card application has been jacked up to be unaffordable for most people

Words like “only” and “nobody” mean things

im gonna take all the other 30 games i watched them play this season into account and disagree. im retired from arguing

The Bills weird super power is labeling their run defense "easy mode" so opposing offense all become Dark Souls players who refuse to do anything but souls level 1 runs against the best pass D in the league

Every video now is either a twenty second clip of an incomprehensible dance fad or four hours of a computer screaming at you.

do you understand how fucked up this is.

See, by the numbers Oregon’s situation has actually improved because now they’re only on pace to lose 14-70

decided to bring this to life

This snippet of an anecdote from a 2017 NYC subway derailment has been floating around in my brain pretty much nonstop since the day I read it

this is the america i believe in

imagine watching this and not thinking that this is the whole goddamn reason to even *have* America

To so many people, this is what the word "America" means. We do not have to let that go away

The instant joy and friendship got me tearing up.

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

the schools are not closed because of the murder, they’re closed because feds showed up at school and started gassing high school kids at dismissal and the district has a legitimate fear a kid or staff member is going to get shot. that’s where we’re at

Might have to borrow that maxim.

KICKERS

lmao its just verts but the formation turned them into the mr krabs meme

Hideo Boatjima

I can't say i recall a Centre ever getting a Bowl game MVP but very deserved.

Which Purdue is Alabama

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck

alabama is playing at a dude deficit against indiana help

every piece of evidence we had about these teams suggested this outcome but i refused to let myself Believe. this is unreal

I know you’re gonna question a lot of things about Alabama but the love of big asses ain’t one

Bluesky: The Sports App

if i only knew you as this man, kirk, i wouldn’t make fun of you for Next Man Up-ing your dog

I have always said it, I will continue to say it, we are limiting the productive potential of millions of freaks by demanding they earn a wage to survive instead of enabling them to do whatever thing their brain is broken for

The doink from a 1000 ft upright

Watching by far the greatest moment in the 127-year history of Indiana Hoosiers football. Sure seems like conference titles still matter

the happiest man in the world

Ok, pumping myself up for today youtu.be/kANnUOwE5qc?...

So easy to remain optimistic with CJ Stroud when you see plays like this. Whips his head around off the fake and doesn't like the short post w/ the LB poaching between the hashes. Resets and flat-foot rips the comeback route the other way while getting smacked. Such a quick, explosive trigger.

WEEYUMS.

This damn game gonna clear 4 and a half hours ain't it?

How is only the beginning of the second quarter in the Iron Bowl, I have been watching these teams drop passes for what feels like three days

The best part about being deep into a hobby is sometimes you see a sentence like this which makes perfect sense to you but you realize would be compete gibberish to a normie who does not follow your interest

never forget will anderson had 17 TFLs and 10 sacks while spending a good chunk of his time playing defensive tackle in 2022. at 240. his 4i (lined up inside shoulder of offensive tackle) clips that year are really something else when you remember how much weight he was giving up every single play

Because my people are lunatics, y'all exceeded that by...a lot.

Red and Blue Composition, by Ad Reinhardt, 1941 (flipped), 📸 by Andrew Mordzynski