QRTing a thing someone made and saying something nice about it would save the Internet. The feeling of seeing a paycheck hit is nothing compared to the dopamine rush of reading someone saying something nice about a thing you did.

Hype moments and aura

dear manager, I cannot do my work today, I have to cup this tiny cat's face so she can sleep nice kitty dreams, thanks, see u monday, xoxo slippy

My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet

I sit at my desk and administer a little test. Will they answer my call?

“The eeper has owokened” - Smol Atreides, Duwune

Wide Stance Jam

The last paragraph of this made my soul vibrate as though a string had been plucked.

"You'll get cold sweetie." Cammy x Lily

my evil son Ichiban trying to eat a sticker while im chopping jalapenos

Today on the b-man show: whispers, bean spreadin’, and one fancy prance

inventing a new kind of sin called "sluttony" for me to judge other people for

a whittling of rick for a buddy

First Mahjong Soul ranked stream of the year! Pon-Yeehaw!! 🤠 youtube.com/live/E95lE62... twitch.tv/rox_r

when your insanely clever and apt Baki reference gets no reacts in the group chat 😔

still thinking about that last game of riichi mahjong 😌

I’m developing a game where you have to go back to assassinate Adam. It’s a first person shooter.

From Twelfth Night, if memory serves.

The Mother of Ants is the child of two rivers. The Horned-Axe is the last god-from-Stone. The Meniscate was born in the Moon from Light. The Wound and the Threshold and the Revelation are all the Gate's aspects, and here is their secret doctrine:

oh i had this realization once

DDDDD

"[noun/concept/adjective] the Clown" is such a potent naming convention, you can do almost anything with it and it still paints a vivid image. Tipsy the Clown. Millieu the Clown. Speedball the Clown. Interest Rates the Clown.

Go ahead. Call me a "dillweed" again, you jackal. You brigand. But ask yourself this: where would the noble pickle be,, without the dilled weed's humble fronds

hmmmmmm

50 First Dates is about a guy with a roguelite girlfriend

In Mario vs. Donkey Kong, Polterguys are Shy Guys that turn into blocks. Due to the game's camera using massive amounts of foreshortening, they must compensate for it. To appear perfectly cubical, they are actually immensely long.

instead of brain there is [desire to play riichi mahjong]

"Hope you had a restful break!" we all frantically type, trying to vaguely remember what exactly our jobs are.

dumb times create dumb men, dumb men create really dumb times, really dumb times create really dumb men, really dumb men create really really dumb times

I can never get enough of this one

new item unlocked: cone of infinite wisdom

New years eve Mahjong meetup adding memes to the mix

I have genuinely been laughing at this for the past 35 minutes. Every time I open WhatsApp to reply I see it and start laughing again. Sharing it in case your day needs improving.

Sentry - Act 1 what is your least favourite elite encounter? 🫠 #slaythespire #b3d #fanart

My new 40k headcanon

“oh, i wish there were some kind of punctuation to chain these two sentences together” the humble semicolon:

dio brando voice

Happy new year from the toughest purrate on the seven seas 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

year of the horse

cannot believe i said "making a lemon pig" when i actually made a lemon steg bsky.app/profile/tekg...