“where’s the whale? did he get the whale yet?”

RISQUE GALORE

“Are you free Mr. Humphries?” “I’m free, Mr. Lucas.”

A work of art

I couldn't resist. #pleasingterror

"Down and safe..."

the Command & Conquer series is 30 years old today we so have an excuse to share this iconic moment with Tim Curry

Mystery solved

Like many an M.R James character before him, Charles is discovering the terminal consequences of his own curiosity. He translated that inscription, said it out loud and now the figure that's been getting closer and closer, visible out of the corner of his eye, is *in the room with him*.

Danger 5 >>>>> Wonder Woman & Captain America

So let's talk about why this sucks. I am so angry and so disappointed, but I also know that a lot of people might not understand why I and my queer friends are feeling this way. Read on for an explanation 🧵(1/14)

It’s a Christmas miracle!

The most terrifying monster in the universe! Sorry, the Quark is blocking it…

This frontispiece in my book just made me laugh a lot. Is this Buddhist reincarnation, or some other form of afterlife?

me: duck: woof me: duck: woof me: duck: woof woof vet: yeah I see your problem. It's actually a dog me: so I should stop eating the eggs?

The BBC will no longer broadcast "high risk" performances

Inventor of the GIF, hearing about Notre Dame burning: oh no the jarjoyles

It's been hot, hot, hot and I'm now fat, fat, fat.

Alarmed by rumours of u-boat activity in the Glastonbury area, Rod Stewart takes precautions

This image is now absolutely everywhere over European media lmao

'Meta just announced Oakley smart glasses. They start at $399, and they'll be available later this summer.'

DOCTOR WHO in an exciting adventure with MRS. METCALFE - the U.N.I.T. tea lady! EPISODE FOURTEEN: MEET THE MEEP - PART TWO! "Don't worry, Mrs. Metcalfe! I have a few tricks up my sleeve yet!" "Drop it! Or the Earth woman dieeesssss!!!" "Oh poo."

DOCTOR WHO in an exciting adventure with MRS. METCALFE - the U.N.I.T. tea lady! EPISODE FOURTEEN: MEET THE MEEP - PART ONE! "'Ere Doctor! It's a bloomin' rat!" "Wait, Mrs. Metcalfe! That's no rat! It's BEEP THE MEEP!*" *See issue #19

sending some of my friends recent russel t davies quotes to see who goes insane first

DOCTOR WHO in an exciting adventure with MRS. METCALFE - the U.N.I.T. tea lady! EPISODE FOURTEEN: MEET THE MEEP - PART ONE! "'Ere Doctor! It's a bloomin' rat!" "Wait, Mrs. Metcalfe! That's no rat! It's BEEP THE MEEP!*" *See issue #19

Thank you for the tablecloth. We shall have to buy ourselves a table now.

I think the pills are kicking in.

- I asked ChatGPT—- - Well, I asked the Morpho Brain Creatures and they said if I just lie down and put this Somnar Disc on my forehead I will realise everything is COMPLETELY FINE

Jon Pertwee - Death To The Daleks (1974)

Kate Stewart recruitment initiative? www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...

Literally everyone who knows anything about UK railways knows exactly which trains are being insulted here after the first six words alone

trying to understand my ex better

One of the silliest things I see in popular fiction about WWI is when some wounded British soldier gets to a stationary hospital and the the English-speaking nurse is "the first woman he'd seen in a year." Friends. Come on. Like a third of BEF/CEF/AIF soldiers were treated for VD in France.

I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "Shut up, Frodo," said Gandalf, "are you seeing the quality of the posts today?!”

Finally, a NYT headline I like.

In my experience most white van drivers drive like they're trying to achieve this anyway

Murray Gold has released a small video featuring choice selections of his Doctor Who music. youtu.be/OihbIgXBsMU?...

"I can't even see the war." "You can see the war, it's over there between the land and the sea."

Doctor Who 1963-2025 #doctorwho

Deleted Scene from The Reality War

I’ve always been jealous of those lucky people who got to watch ‘DR. WHO ልክጋ BIG DALEKS’ in the cinema.

‘Would you be in favour of reintroducing National Service?’

Well well welll

To cheer everyone up, here is an anecdote about when David Bowie was filming the video for Ashes to Ashes.