1/ Denmark was reportedly preparing for full-scale war with the US over Greenland in January, with military support from France, Germany, and Nordic nations. Elite troops and F-35 jets with live ammunition were sent, and runways were to be blown up to prevent an invasion. ⬇️

Graduating high school before ChatGPT is like having a brain made of recovered steel from warships old enough to not have been weakened by atomic bomb isotopes.

*opens Bluesky* My entire feed: MICROPENIS *closes Bluesky*

I’m glad more students are getting access to accommodations that help them succeed!

Reserve and National Guard troops have proportionally born far more of the brunt of combat losses over the past few years, from the USAR casualties in Jordan in 2024, the IAARNG soldiers killed in Syria in December, and now this

theyre just all so fucking stupid and we were told we had to be respectful and treat their stupid fucking opinions seriously even though we knew its all bull shit and now here we are

hey guys quick question. does anyone know what’s going on. with anything

He got bitten and it’s getting harder to hide it from the rest of us Source: every zombie movie ever made

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

I’m relieved that Mr. Pushy is now in Providence

One time I was canvassing in western Connecticut and I spoke with an unaffiliated voter whose single issue was the can/bottle redemption regulations in the state

Acetaminophen if by land, ibuprofen if by sea

Cursed math

2026 basically

I’m so fucking tired man

Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.” Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.

🚨 New: We built a visual tracker of the warehouses ICE is targeting across the US. Working off an idea from @actualkatherine.bsky.social, we’ve mapped active searches, canceled deals, and linked state property records. Explore the map here: tinyurl.com/ICEWarehouse...

We've been having this conversion about how a certain kind of man feels entitled to women and their bodies and I think we're a little past the time when we should be having a conservation about how some of those men work for news organizations and they don't think what Trump is doing is wrong

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

Genuinely, what the fuck is wrong with Jim Himes?

All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,

Academics vying for a spot in Epstein‘s world. There are so many. I feel the need to make a thread, so I don’t keep confusing them. 1/

Part of the reason this (gestures widely) is happening is because men will always rush to the defense of other men, no matter how grotesque their actions

Some folks in the Yard Goats Facebook comments are upset about them posting a message of unity. Yard Goats: "if caring about people is woke I ain't sleeping"

Hartford Vigil For Alex Pretti Set For Saturday #ctnewsjunkie #ctpolitics

Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/

I recently disabled all the smart features in Gmail, which dumps everything into a single inbox. Very annoying, but this has forced me to deal with everything that was previously sorted into Promotions, like a lot of campaign fundraising emails, and I’ve been unsubscribing from every one of them.

Watched “Secret Mall Apartment” on Netflix tonight. I grew up just north of there, in central MA. So wild to think that I might have been walking around Providence Place Mall at the exact moment the artists were.

"Michael Bay made an AI skibidi toilet trailer" I say to the judge when he asks me why I was shooting flaming arrows at the guy in the Optimus Prime costume on Hollywood Blvd

I was thinking this exact thing yesterday. I'd like to change my hairstyle but everything on Google Images is blatant AI slop

Someone replied to one of my comments with some stupid bullshit and I deleted the response I wrote and just blocked them instead. Enjoy the void, dickhead!

I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.

Went to go see a guy I worked with (technically he was a DA civilian, but he has been in the Air Force) during lunch time, he was at his desk eating an entire 10-pack of hot dogs, uncooked, cold, and without buns, right out of the package

The entire state of Connecticut - the state Sen. Chris Murphy represents - is in the 100-mile border region.

part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis

Hot take, but I don’t think American civilians should be killed in the street by federal forces. Honestly I think that goes for every country.

Aren’t we glad we spent a couple decades maintaining the right for school children to be shot in schools because those weapons could theoretically we used to prevent government tyranny? Oh wait, it doesn’t actually work that way and it was just an excuse to desensitize us to murder?

Appears this is also true for fascism.

Panic! At The Everywhere

Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."

I need to apologize for something I did. The @bostonherald.com is right, there is no place for profanities in politics.

Breathtakingly evil

Decency always loses to fascism

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

I can’t stop laughing at this

I owned all of the Calvin and Hobbes collections. I wonder where those went, actually

As someone who used to, not so long ago, assist people with the daunting process of applying for federal positions - I don’t even know what to say. Fixing this is going to take a generation.

i hope all the people resisting ICE on the ground know how fucking inspiring they are. minneapolis right now, and chicago and LA and charlotte and DC and portland before them, you’re setting the blueprint for the future battles sure to come. thank you.