"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

This one hurt.

CMAT is a legit legend

[Jabba the Hutt voice] crypto to your sipp or isa, ho ho ho

🧐

It’s truly unreal how many times GDT has said something that resonates with me, personally, on the deepest possible level.

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

Happy Mean Girls Day!

It is a high holy day

Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

Bitten by a radioactive willy, he became…

This advert still hits. HARD.

I hate unboxing videos. HOWEVER, I am a CARTOONIST. So.

From Feb 4th 1939

Imagine all cars were electric, and then one Volkswagen engineer comes up with another idea … #EMobility

And here's my assistant, Little Parker Booowles!

Every time I see WSJ on this website I need a few seconds to work out it means Wall Street Journal, because my brain can’t stop reading it as Weekly Shonen Jump. 😭

Keir Starmer, who has nothing to say about the deaths of children in Gaza, is mourning a far-right youtuber who belived gay people should be stoned to death, and mass shootings where an acceptable price to pay for owning guns.

Fair lol "Maxine Peake compares JK Rowling to Mary Whitehouse and Nigel Farage" www.scenemag.co.uk/maxine-peake...

Little known fact, but all phones have a little speaker at the top that you can hold to your ear. It means you can have a private conversation without the whole world listening to it

The Haven #landscape #art

Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑

Tiny arms

explaining scary things in the news to your elected leaders www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Guillermo del Toro refused to make ‘FRANKENSTEIN’ with too many green screens “I want real sets. I don’t want digital. I don’t want AI. I don’t want simulation. I want old-fashioned craftsmanship. I want people painting, building, hammering, plastering” (Source: variety.com/2025/film/fe...)

You can't just "wish ill" upon someone. That's not allowed. You have to use your vast fortune and influence to shape public opinion and law against the millions of people upon whom you wish ill.

Kevin Feige on people complaining that the #MCU is now “woke”: “I said this before ‘woke’ & ‘DEI’ became a thing & I’m still saying it after: Marvel is the world outside your window. It’s not Gotham City & Metropolis. This is New York & L.A. … It is all made up of the people who make up our world.”

I animated a Power Rangers the Movie 30th anniversary fan film YouTube set my video for kids and killed all momentum over there Do me a favor and hit that repost button #powerrangers

Every UK petition is like this

Was Dante Basco unavailable?!?

tried to log on to Club Penguin earlier and it made me watch all of Adolescence (2025) featuring an exclusive introduction by Keir Starmer and his adult son, unless i uploaded my passport and latest tax return

“In a stunning moment of self reflection, the Magic 8 Ball answered ‘No’ when asked if it was actually magic.”

Heavy Conversation - Gator Days

To everyone retweeting #portfolioday posts onto my timeline: thank you. I’m following so many new artists My goal is to have something to share next time it comes around.

I should call him.

Morpheus: The red pill is for finishing working on your current creative project. The blue pill is for starting a whole new project. Me: ... Morpheus: Did you just fucking take both pills?

when you open a service you've been using for a decade only to find it out it caught the virus