Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

I refuse to be afraid of people this stupid. Even the Taliban knew what they were doing.

BREAKING: A federal judge has ordered the University of South Dakota to reinstate a professor who posted criticism of Charlie Kirk on his Facebook page the day of the shooting, finding the action likely violated the First Amendment. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

Remember when the FBI wasn't a gaggle of sloppy slapstick fuckups? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

The thing that gets me about these fascists is that they're so fucking bad at lying. If you're going to make it your whole thing, at least trust your readers' intelligence and be good at it. The rest of us are not as stupid and gullible as MAGA. God Christ what an embarrassment to this country.

I'm appalled but unfortunately unsurprised to hear that ICE is targeting my neighbors in Rogers Park today. Unidentifiable and unaccountable agents are roaming the streets with their faces covered targeting schools and community centers. It needs to end. Abolish ICE.

DOGE was a success because the entire point of it was the greatest data theft scheme in history and they did it

So yesterday I learned that the Michigan Dogman, the Mitten's answer to Sasquatch, was first sighted right here in Wexford County. THE COUNTY WE LIVE IN. WE LIVE IN A CRYPTID COUNTY.

America 2025. Please Don’t Offend The White Supremacists

This is extortion, from a fascist mob boss. And people are standing around with their thumbs up their ass, watching it happen.

Autism is a natural divergence from neurotypicality. It's normal & not the tragedy these clowns are making it out to be. Transness is a natural divergence from cisnormativity. It's normal & not the tragedy these clowns are making it out to be. Just deal with people being different than you.

So if Tylenol gives your unborn baby autism, what the hell was Trump's mother eating? Urinal cakes? Dog turds? Drain cleaner?

The most important aspect of this Tylenol debacle, is that the President raped children.

As a "war pig" I've accompanied South African mercenaries into Afghanistan hot zones. Briefed 5 star generals. Faced Taliban rockets in flipflops. I am trained & proficient on a host of small & crew-served arms. I guarantee you will not hear about me being hurt by transphobes or disappeared by ICE.

Reason 3,982 why I carry. You will not see one of these with my name on it, I can promise you. Please help her if you can.

Madison Carstens, a transgender woman from Seattle, was attacked by six men in a transphobic hate crime on Sept 2. She suffered a ruptured eardrum - that may have permanently damaged her hearing - and a severe concussion that will keep her out of work for weeks or months. Do your thing, fam. (1/2)

Des Moines has you all beat

This lady at my day job updates me every time I see her on how much she loves my books. She says her mother steals her phone while she's asleep to read them. "I'm so happy you're writing the 4th part, I just finished the 3rd last night."

genuinely crying at this one

One day I want to write a horror flick where the characters throw down John Wick-style against a building full of zombies to the tune of Mountain Witch's "The Dead Won't Sleep"

I was just cleaning a sink and suddenly figured out the magic bullet of how I'm gonna knock Outlaw King 4 out of the water. Realized what several of the weirder elements actually are, too. Oh my God.

Jesse Watters just called for the bombing of the UN on national television. FCC? Nothing? Crickets? Got it.

A couple weeks ago, these blowdried chucklefucks were "joking" about how they should reclaim the word Nazi and now they're "joking" about blowing up the UN or gassing the foreign leaders inside. But they didn't say anything questionable about Charlie Kirk, so no big deal.

Just a reminder, AI data centers are poisoning Black neighborhoods. We don't need to use AI to dunk on fascists.

Marathoned the end of @chuckwendig.bsky.social's STAIRCASE IN THE WOODS last night at 4 in the morning. Fantastic book - I have a dozen phrases to describe this and I can't use any of them without spoiling it. The monster is always best kept hidden by shadow. Go read it.

THE RAPTURE IS REAL. I WILL SEE YOU ALL IN HEAVEN

I am doomed. I am screwed. I'm a goner. I'll never survive this. I can't believe this happened. The dollar store down the hill has chocolate Jaffa cakes.

Proud to announce our unnamed tech partners tracked the cell phone locations of hundreds of thousands of people without their knowledge or consent

It’s likely that this happened to them, in which case, again, this should be much bigger news. We can’t just disappear thousands of people without notifying anyone www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

look up why Erikkka Kirk isn’t allowed in Romania. in 2008 Erika Kirk, then known as Erika Frantzve, was involved with an org in Romania called “Children’s Relief International” that was allegedly trafficking children.

the fact that so many people frame autism as “a problem that needs to be solved” is a constant reminder that being “not normal” isn’t acceptable to a large amount of the world. it’s the same reason there’s a trans panic right now too. they think people are defective

i think america would be a better place if everyone just stopped paying attention to politico til they went out of business. there’s no “autism problem” just like there’s no “trans debate.” both of those things are eugenics. both questions are really “should these subhumans be allowed to exist?”

hello, i made this bot. i am a trans autistic anti-fascist. you are following a work of trans autistic anti-fascist art. that is why it is screaming

i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended

Oh my God Jordan Peele and Kojima are making a horror game with Hunter Schafer in it

I like to think of the Rapture as the mods perma-banning evangelicals from Earth. That gives me warm fuzzies.

We all know what a "meet-cute" is. What's a meet-ugly?

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

rapture happened if you can read this you are gay

Charlie Kirk never cared about debates.

it's so nice to see what a functioning judiciary looks like "A transgender woman in the East African nation of Kenya has won a landmark court victory in which the judge not only found in her favour, but ordered the government to pass a Transgender Protection Rights Act." fuck yeah

It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

i am the human equivalent of an unfinished basement

why "nihilistic violent extremists" when we could be "violent antifascist progressive extremists," or V.A.P.E.

If you, like me, are the parent of a neuro-atypical child dreading this autism press conference, please remember: These are the people hurting our kids. Not us. They are the ones stigmatizing and pathologizing them. They are the ones peddling untested science. And we should be very, very angry.

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