I have nothing against you or your regional culture but there is an unbreakable spiritual bond between anyone who has ever had to scrape ice off a windshield while hungover

this is by far the least cool anyone has ever made doing drugs look

"Never spread the lie in the headline" should be a hard rule of 21st century journalism. Research shows that repeating lies helps to spread them, and people read headlines more than they read stories.

Young was an excited mom of two little boys, and pregnant with her first daughter, when she encountered Connor Grubb at a Kroger supermarket parking lot in August 2023. She was accused of shoplifting by a store employee and tried to flee the parking lot in her car. A single shot was fired.

Absolutely incredible; after shooting Marimar Martinez 5 times and arresting her on claims that she rammed them and pulled a gun, prosecutors have now moved to dismiss ALL criminal charges against her and her codefendant.

I already know depression hates to see this man coming. I’m cancelling all of my therapy appointments and adding this song and dance to my morning routine. *Depression no, no, no ALEGRÍA SI SI SI*

Senate update: Republicans are now trying to sneak a backdoor national abortion ban into their government funding bill. Republicans will stop at nothing to control women's health care decisions.

them: you're on bluesky? what do you post about? me: policy ideas, mostly

umm yeah, i think the table will share an onion blossom

This might be one of the most monumentally insane things a government has done

There are no words for how evil this is

Hundreds of thousands of people, dead because of a decision made by the world's richest man

He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.

A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.

SANDWICH GUY AVOIDS TOASTER

I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video. I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children. But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.

Mamdani has now gotten more votes than 1/4 of the members of the United States Senate did when they got elected. The political power being channeled here is immense.

the boys are back in woke

mayor zohran mamdani must seize david harbour’s pussy palace and redistribute it

I keep thinking about Zohran on some podcast being like “these billionaires are spending more money to defeat me than I would tax them” lmfao

Mamdani has won more votes than the entire population of any of the 5 smallest states.

Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'. Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy. [ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

Viewing this as a mandate in favor of my “Stop making me hear about Ezra Klein” platform

this genuinely feels like a moment history books will look back on where the Democratic Party was forced to either fix its hearts or die

AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here Humanoid robot:

Being Pope means just receiving baseball jerseys all day long of teams he hates

Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior

Finally, a beer that is not woke

The opaque, difficult to understand, and nebulous political beliefs of conservatives in America

Pet food is usually not covered by SNAP (depending on where you are), but needing to cover more groceries may take up what you would have spent on it. Many animal shelters have pet food pantries, so check your local if you're struggling to feed your pets.

I used to live a few blocks away from Elizabeth Warren in Cambridge, and I can personally confirm that they give out full-size candy bars on Halloween.

This stuff really freaks me out. They see their future as one where the decisionmakers live in military installations, where the civil and military functions of government become merged.

This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

This is ugly. But the reason this lady was protesting is even worse. ICE thugs detained two children and their father on their way to school. One child appears to have been beaten in detention, and no one seems to know where the 12-year-old girl is right now. The family had been seeking asylum.

If judges can refuse to officiate gay weddings, gay defendants should be able to refuse to be heard by those judges. If they can’t be compelled to perform the most heteronormative of functions, why would anyone believe they are capable of putting their biases aside for something with higher stakes?

what stage of capitalism is this

conspiracy to make a cop go slow

NEW — Videos obtained by The TRiiBE show federal agents detaining a Laugh Factory worker on Chicago’s North Side this morning. He and another person were detained around 9:20 a.m., according to rapid response teams. Story TK shortly on thetriibe.com.

Meanwhile actual folks care about most of it and are strategically pointing out their own normie-ness

my mental state is so poor lately that if i was in a college bar and they played house of pain i probably wouldn't even jump around all that much smdh

to keep functioning a society must discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities

It’s so funny that for the past week republicans have all been like “the only people out there are gonna be Hamas.” Everyone in this crowd is signed up for Kohl’s rewards points.

Pikachu ran so Frog could twerk.

The antifascist axolotl has arrived #NoKings #NoKingsLex #NoKingsbutDragKings

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Fun fact -- he was also too much of religious nutcase for the Inquisition crew. He didn't just want to find a western route to Asia, but to use his trade riches to fund a holy war to bring on the Apocalypse. Even Isabela said hard pass

yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket

get in losers we're repenting