PHILLIES WIN!!! 🧹🧹🧹 Cristopher Sánchez set the Phillies all time scoreless innings streak record AND the franchise record for most consecutive starts of at least 7 shutout innings Two RBIs from Trea Turner including his second home run in as many days made sure it wasn’t wasted

THE SÁNCHIZE

Lmao he’s gonna curse them isn’t he?

Uber’s COO has said that it’s getting “harder to justify” its AI costs because there was no way to show a link between AI spend and any meaningful increase in useful features. This is the first time I’ve seen a company say this directly. www.businessinsider.com/uber-coo-and...

Nothing to see here, just the son of the President marrying the daughter of the accountant of a notorious child sex trafficker who was best friends with the groom's father. Oh, wait, you didn't know Junior's current new wife is the daughter of Jeffrey Epstein's accountant?

It’s really frightening.

Cory Booker, in the last week: doing events for Sharif Street, an AIPAC backed, corporate-dem who got his ass handed to him in a primary Andy Kim, this week: out protesting ICE with his constituents

they’re shooting crowd control munitions at crowds that include multiple members of congress, the governor, and a sitting united states senator. they fired pepper balls at the senator. they cannot and will not be reigned in by democracy, whatever’s left of it.

LEGO Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight is… very underwhelming

My goat would never. Fly Eagles Fly 🦅

If you're shocked Mallory McMorrow launched a bizarre false attack against Dr. Abdul El Sayed that he's "not a real doctor," don't be. The woman running her comms is Liz Smith—the same Liz Smith who Cuomo hired to smear the women accusing him of sexual assault. www.qasimrashid.com/p/mallory-mc...

Also just a crystalline example of how the AI industry completely normalizes execs telling outrageous lies and exaggerations to get what they want

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

“So I told Josh: ‘it’s embarrassing to the league, and devastating to the fans. Jerry Colangelo will be a perfect fit to restore credibility to your organization.’”

"His name is Pablo Torre. 'P' 'a' 'b' 'l' 'o' 'T' 'o' 'r' 'r' 'e' "

The Mandalorian and Grogu, directed by Jon Favreau: No Veers.

These 8 Democrats voted to pass a national ban on trans teachers and mention of LGBTQ topics. Rep Henry Cuellar (TX) Rep. Don Davis (NC) Rep. Cleo Fields (LA) Rep. Laura Gillen (NY) Rep. Vicente González (TX) Rep. Marcy Kaptur (OH) Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA) Rep. Eugene Vindman (VA)

congratulations to every indie game developer I know who has a more profitable business than openAI even if you never released your game or literally no one bought it

causing another schism in the catholic church by pointing out that priests are forbidden from outing trans kids to their parents if the kid tells the priest during confession

Legitimately crying at how funny this is. I am EXTREMELY excited about the possibility that Shaq and Chuck are about to learn about I Think You Should Leave. I would pay $1,000 dollars to watch them watch "Coffin Flop" live.

55 POINTS 55 REBOUNDS 55 ASSISTS 55 BLOCKS

Looks like someone, is streets behind

GET FUCKED BOB BRADY!!!

this is a masterpiece

Give my love to Evelyn

wow it's real

Happy day for those of us who have spent long decades hearing that smug nasty mendacious Reagan quote treated as some kind of witticism.

"When someone offers you a seat on the rocket ship, you do not ask which seat" Correct! You ask, who built this ship? Do they have a good track record of building ships? Is my safety a priority, or were safety measures too time-consuming or costly? Do the people in charge care about my wellbeing?

Just a little PSA- Neil Gaiman has reactivated his Bluesky account. Because he deactivated before a lot of people could unfollow him, and/or because Bluesky doesn’t remove you from a person’s followers when you block them, a LOT of you are still publicly listed as following him. You should check.

The Religious Right is desperate these days to pretend that "Christian Nationalism" is (1) a recently-invented term and (2) a pejorative invented by their enemies, but neither of those claims is remotely true. Here's a short thread, but I'm sure other historians will have examples too.

paul skenes having to exit the game after getting tagged up in the sixth inning?

“We’re in Pittsburgh.”

when I was growing up ‘Jackass’ was considered the worst thing possible for impressionable young boys — and now the biggest stars online with teens are streamers whose whole thing is calling postal workers slurs or whatever

Worth noting that Jared Polis went to a Rockies game with Lauren Boebert like a month ago

Today is Nakba Day. The genocide is ongoing. Do not forget Palestine. Do not forget Gaza. Palestine is the future.

I have yet to see a single piece of evidence to suggest that low birth rates is actually a potential disaster. Also 99% of low fertility scaremongering is thinly veiled white supremacy/great replacement theory nonsense

Because you don't notice it until its a cis straight white man

Things you can do instead of giving Jeff Bozo's WaPo's Bariweissigan podcast hate views: 1: Watch free episodes of Game Changer on YouTube youtu.be/vT-zZsjwZKk

I know Bluesky is the backwater lib bubble that will never matter in a million years or whatever but it's funny to note that the Washington Post has its Walgreens Bari Weiss podcast over here farming rage views because their engagement on YouTube is so bad

every one please vote for me to be the next james bond and if you are in line stay in line

i think that babies should have to file tax returns under penalty of law. hear more on my daily video series And I Can’t Even! that costs $8,000 to produce per episode and that people have only ever seen by accident

These guys love to say "To know who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize." Well, everybody gets REALLY bent out of shape when you call babies out on their freeloading behavior. Connect the dots, people!

Charles Barkley is a real one.

How are we still doing this

Look Is the statement Trump put out that names groups that are pro-transgender as terrorists that the government "will kill" awful and horrifying? Yes. But also they've said some variant of this shit at least once or twice a year for ages now. Please don't fall into a doom hole about this one.