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Joel Morris
about 19 hours ago
It’s Pride month. Remember, twatheads, your discomfort at other people not being you is your own developmental problem to address and overcome within yourself, not society’s problem to police on your behalf. Have fun!
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Ernie and Bert: Funny As Hell
ALT: Ernie and Bert: Funny As Hell
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Xploshi
3 days ago
Laughed at this image for 10 entire minutes
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Dusk by Carl Moll via DailyArt mobile app
It's Sunday, so we continue our special partnership with the Leopold Museum in Vienna. It is also the last day of May; hope it was a good month for you. Enjoy! :) As he so often did in his
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pinkprincessinthecity •🌸🌃🧳•👩🏻🎨👩🏻🔬🕵🏻♀️👩🏻🏫👩🏻💻👩🏻🍳•🏮🧧🎍•
3 days ago
Today is World Potato Day and I plan on celebrating by eating a lot of potatoes 🥔🥔🥔. I know
@darthbluesky.bsky.social
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@nedpyle.com
's pups (Indy, Darby, and Kell) will approve. 🤤🤤🤤😋😋😋🥰🥰🥰
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Oisín McGann
3 days ago
I‘ve been using DuckDuckGo for years. It has AI search, but you can turn it off permanently with one click.
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Gareth Edwards embracing AI is unsurprising perhaps, but fuck Schrader for saying this
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beetle moses
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The Voyage of Life: Youth by Thomas Cole via DailyArt mobile app
Thomas Cole was an Anglo-American artist who founded the Hudson River School art movement. Today, we present a part of his celebrated four-part cycle, The Voyage of Life, that follows an allegorical t
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#LetterboxdFriday
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Lovely evening listening to
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talk about horror, libraries, and rediscovering lost Victorian stories. Can't wait to dive into the two collections I bought.
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Mollie Goodfellow
5 days ago
We really need to fully bed in the idea that the default position of someone wearing the Meta camera glasses is that they are a pervert
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Bassano
5 days ago
Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect
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Leah McElrath
3 months ago
Upside down, by the ankles, and then treat him like a piñata.
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Interesting that they say "Try to find" rather than just "Find". Is it like a treasure hunt? Is there an element of risk? Are there, in fact, any to find?
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A Hedgehog in a Landscape by Giovanna Garzoni via DailyArt mobile app
The rediscovery of Giovanna Garzoni as one of the greatest Baroque artists began with the landmark exhibition of Italian still-life painting held in Naples, Rotterdam, and Zurich in 1964. Since then,
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David Hughes 🇵🇸
7 days ago
Nice sentiment, unforgivable typo
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Seth Cotlar
8 days ago
A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”
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🩸💀 The Horror Guru 💀🩸
9 days ago
We've reached the point where when people are complaining about "modern films" and "how much better films used to be," they're now referring to the 2010s which is hilarious as someone who remembers people saying this shit back then. 😂
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#ReleaseTheArmpitCut
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Wuthering Heights director regrets not showing Margot Robbie’s ‘extremely hairy armpits’
Emerald Fennell says period-realistic scene emphasising Cathy’s lack of razors was shot but did not make final cut
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Chaucer Doth Tweet
10 days ago
Roses are redde Noble are the manatees For a bettir future Teach artes and humanityes
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No, Air Serbia in-flight magazine. No.
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Paul Haine
13 days ago
The rocket ship in question
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Skopje is nice. Kitsch and confusing, but in a fun way.
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Heather Stewart
13 days ago
Sorry, does anyone actually want this?
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Al Kennedy
20 days ago
Proust Baking Company Recalls Thousands of Madeleines
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie
21 days ago
me, buying a book written by someone who I've never met but we sometimes like each other's posts on Bluesky: my friend wrote this
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Convert a band. DABhead
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21 days ago
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Cabel Sasser
22 days ago
this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.
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Phelim O’Neill
23 days ago
I always love behind the scenes special effects photos where the artists look like giants.
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Cethan Leahy
23 days ago
I feel a lot of David Attenborough's hard work with nature preservation is to cover for how much of a mess his brother made of that dinosaur theme park.
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Ross Floate
24 days ago
Oh my. This is spectacular.
sinceyouarrived.world/taken
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taken.
A web page that tells you what your browser gave away the moment you arrived. No login, no form, no permission. Most pages do this. None of them tell you.
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The Dobson Family and Colin the Dalek
24 days ago
I still love the theory a Year 6 child proposed to me that David Attenborough is actually God and he got fed up with people not noticing the amazing things he'd created, so he made documentaries to show off.
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24 days ago
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Off the top of my head I can think of at least half a dozen authors (including Tom) whose work I've discovered here and bought and loved.
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John Rain🥇
25 days ago
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Ah, the funfair is in town. Decorated with all those up-to-date cultural references the kids love.
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Portrait of a Man in Red by Unknown Artist via DailyArt mobile app
This spectacular full-length portrait, almost two meters tall, is one of the most enigmatic 16th-century works in the Royal Collection (the collection of the British royal family). The young man, dres
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25 days ago
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Ramin Nasibov
26 days ago
Thanks printer, that cheered me up
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josh (oldfriend99)
26 days ago
I wish the found footage people would find footage of something nice for a change
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mollz
26 days ago
it took me too long to realize that this was "horseshit" censored and not new slang i didn't know about yet where "horses" meant bad
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Jason, ex Inferis
28 days ago
The people in that emergency life raft are more relaxed than I’ve ever been
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Jason Hazeley
28 days ago
‘And the transcription software will definitely know the Prime Minister’s name when it comes up?’ ‘Yeah. Course.’
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For Star Wars day, give us your top 10 sci-fi films. Akira Aniara 2001: A Space Odyssey Tetsuo 2: Bodyhammer The Incredible Shrinking Man The Matrix Reloaded Predestination Arrival Dark City Contact
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josh (oldfriend99)
30 days ago
Bert and Ernie should have their own show. I don't want to have to watch Sesame Street to see what they're up to. I'm not 5
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Friz Frizzle
30 days ago
CAN LOCAL RESTAURANTS STOP WITH THE AI POSTERS. SURELY YOU HAVE ACCESS TO THE FOOD THAT YOU CAN TAKE A PHOTO OF. THE FOOD LIVES WHERE YOU ARE!
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Ian Danskin
about 1 month ago
famously the only joke allowed on Wikipedia is, in their List of Whales, any entry that is missing a photo says [cetacean needed] apparently some unfunny losers have made it their job to find public domain images of whales to eradicate this joke only one instance of [cetacean needed] remains
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Escaping from the heat by watching a cool film.
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Joel Morris
about 1 month ago
I like to factor in “how can I enjoy the art I like without forcing the artists responsible to have to get a job in a fulfilment centre?” in all my consumption choices.
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