This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

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Don't tell me I don't know how to party on a Saturday night.

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Watched Bladerunner again last night. Would have been so much better if they had gone with the original idea, that instead of origami unicorns, Edward James Olmos’ character had made balloon animals. “It’s too bad she won’t live; but then again SQUEEEK-SQUEEEK-SQUEEEEEEK-SQUEEEEK Who does?”

Glorified phone doodle (ie I drew it while I was on the phone)

So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.

The alpha wolf concept was debunked by the very guy who coined it because he realized that wolves in the wild are extremely communal and defer to parents for guidance. The “alpha” behavior was observed in captivity and was a terrified and violent male lashing out to feel some sort of control.

Billionaires: capable of imagining a world where intellectual property and copyright law are meaningless irritations to be ignored. Absolutely baffled by the idea of a 1% tax rise.

semi-regular reminder to gaze upon Bob Peck's thighs in JURASSIC PARK Look LOOK AT THEM

The kids have finally agreed (we only got it in the first case for their sake) to ditch #Spotify for another music streaming service. Will probably go for #Tidal instead. Anyone have experience with the alternatives?

Google was so good at what it did, it became a verb

No, BBC2. Stop.

Back in the woods again! Still some mushrooms around (not many!) and lots of red ferns. #Autumn #AutumnColours #Hockeridge

I would like all of you, each and every one, to go google “Miss Universe National Costume Competition 2025 Norway” right now

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I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke. IG bscomedian

Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social

Comic from 2021 when Perseverance Rover was flying its cute little drone around and we were all wearing masks

If we don’t signal our virtue every now and again - then so many believe they are utterly alone - “virtue signalling” is not there to say “aren’t I good” but “there are more of us than you might imagine” and “fuck you for demanding that only the brutal and the bullies may speak”

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I never thought that Guillermo Del Toro would make a worse #Frankenstein movie than Kenneth Branagh, but here we are.

For fully the last 15 mins of Del Toro's Frankenstein all I could hear in my head was Garth Marenghi.

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I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme. So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”

My mum just said to me "You should be hung like a horse". When I challenged her over saying such a thing, it transpires she thought it was a punishment horses got. Turns out she's been incorrectly using the phrase since the 90s in various settings

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Best bookshop name

Normalize this reaction #art #artists

Hate those clickbaity articles that are like “12 minutes to an amazing ass!” And it’s always just exercise, and never a google maps location.

My favourite Halloween shop window display so far, on The Old High Street in Folkestone. One of the bunnies was jittering around (no, I didnt imagine it). Bonus points for the dvd.

🧵I've posted them before, but here's my thread of horror/kids' TV double-bill cinema posters. Happy Halloween... #halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster

One thing I like about #SlowHorses: at the end of each season there's a trailer for the next, which they've already made. None of this waiting 2 years nonsense.

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“After rain, the moss glows with a quiet intensity, as if the land has drawn breath and exhaled green.” Machair, bracken, and lichen—earth’s seasonal language in bloom and decay. Pt.16 of Spiorad aird nam Murchan - Elemental I / Earth on the blog now: www.rkphotographic.com/blog/2025/10...

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport. Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably? But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

This was fun. I like seeing advances in movie tech that aren't just 'we'll fix it in post'. (Or, as I'm sure will be the case pretty soon 'we'll do it with AI'). www.youtube.com/watch?v=Efpx...

The hill I will die on is that Halloween is for SCARY fancy dress, not just *general* "anything you feel like" fancy dress. When you go to a birthday party and it just says "fancy dress" you go wild, you piece of toast or Des Lynam or a donkey if you want to be. But if it's Halloween, you be SCARY

It's very trendy for the woke left to mock the police these days, but this is the kind of thing that you and I might miss.

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

Good lord police you're looking for someone who robbed an art museum the guy is RIGHT THERE

‘The exceptionally limited edition book.’ (My cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com books)

correlation does not imply cause; but still, more research is needed into why things started going so bad at the same time people started making that heart shape with their hands.

My baby had a severe allergic reaction to playing peekaboo. I had to take her to the ICU.

The Andrew formerly known as Prince

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