I didn’t know this, did you? Amazing!

Ok who’s next for the JD kiss of death

Flowers and mountains. Photoed on Wednesday in Montreux. #photography

Any Brussels friends fancy seeing Laurie Anderson tonight? A friend has a ticket going spare for €48 or best offer.

Not that I ever need an excuse to listen to them, but this morning's playlist: www.theguardian.com/music/2026/a...

I know the bar is at an all time low for this stuff but imagine running ads for a business and seeing no problems with this…

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Me on the moon, taking off my gloves so I can post something funny about it on my phone.

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Lots of Easter tweets, actually.

Brad is filming in the park next to my office today. www.rtbf.be/article/brad...

Yeah, that guy’s seen some things. 😆

thank god i found it again

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

This is such an important piece on the underreported consequences of the IOC's new policy www.readtpa.com/p/the-iocs-n...

www.vrt.be/vrtnws/en/20... #SadnessInHisEyes

Oh my god, they had smush names for celebrity couples in 19th century Belgium??

It’s 2026 and there are no 17-year-olds with ghetto blasters on the back of the bus. There are six elderly people watching TikTok on their phones at full volume.

As a screenwriter my biggest dream is to own day write a line so perfect that Redditors and IMDB trivia writers claim it was ad-libbed by the actors on set.

Cup of Tea?

Cheers. Now do AI.

Ever since this 30 Rock joke 15 years ago I have been trying to come up with a celebrity-impersonator name as good as Edward James Almost. The closest I have come so far is Mary Elizabeth Instead

Genuinely thought for a second that this was a story about Amy Madigan winning an Oscar for Weapons.

My wife pointed out Leonardo Dicaprio is starting to look more and more like Benny Hill and I can’t unsee it now #oscars

Sinners deserves Best Cinematographer simply for the fact that it's a modern movie where you can tell what's going on during all the night scenes

For a second I genuinely thought that this make-up artist's name was "OOOO".

One big problem with the world is how few people in power I can imagine sitting down and reading a book

Been saying ‘Hold it, sister!’ for 30+ years as a result of this (big screen) version. The screwdriver gag is doubly perfect.

I finally lost my shit about so-called AIs, LLMs, enshittification & everything fucking evil that @officialgrammarly.bsky.social is doing. I'm fucking furious, and not just about what 1 company has done. An open letter to Grammarly & the rest of the LLM hype machine www.moryan.com/an-open-lett...

went to my childhood home recently and had a chance to sit down and really talk openly with the bogeyman in the basement. pretty decent guy actually and very sensitive. all those times he chased me up the stairs he just wanted connection. we did a pretend chase for old times sake

Stop 👏 having 👏 unrealistic 👏 body 👏 standards 👏 for 👏 camels 👏

I'm calling Chekhov

Deadline is Tuesday www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit

The Joker teams up with George Smiley and Indiana Jones to blow up The Green Cross Man's space station.

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

How I arrived on bluesky

Nailed it

Harrison Ford’s lifetime achievement speech has done me in

Yes! And regarding Step 1, there are also alternatives to Google.

The Greens have 5 MPs now, all of whom fought and won their seat. Reform may have 8 MPs, but 4 of those are just recent defections from the Tories. Reform aren't the story any more. The media would do well to remember that.

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

Fantastic interview. Everyone should read it:

Dick Tracy is one of the most beautiful-looking films ever made. It's a tribute to the way that we remember reading comic books as children - the colors pop, the scale astonishes, the framing always built to be purely rousing. It is a fully-realized world of artifice and emotion.

A Bluesky Award to @jaunty.art for spending two months posting hilariously filthy looking things which aren't in fact grot. This thread is genuinely the gift that keeps on giving.