Dang they really got a category for everything

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Signs you may be in Canada

in england, they don't say i'll kick your ass, they say i'll see you on the

Putting it all on the line: if Norway win tonight, I'm never getting a Norwegian takeaway again.

Proof of life! Dumocrats can shut up now: here's perfectly healthy Mitch McConnell enjoying a delicious breakfast in bed this morning.

Even as an undemanding SF-obsessed child watching this in the local Odeon, I knew it was shite.

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I Just Spent Two Hours Cleaning Molten Butter From Inside a £3k Laptop AMA

If you open and close this stadium the right number of times it will tell your fortune

Looking at tickets for a comedian's gig. The price for front row seats is twice the price for second row and beyond. Is that for people who want to pay extra to be involved in the inevitable "crowd work"?

Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal

Please help me finish my thesis so I can finally be free of academia 🫶✨ aidetectionsurvey.carrd.co

There were several young (under 10 years old) kids in my screening of Backrooms this evening. They'll have some interesting dreams tonight.

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched There's some bug which means that my score for Rachel Getting Married doesn't display properly, but it's 4 stars.

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

Describe the economy in a single sentence

Love this series, and this episode is TIGHT! Contains spoilers for a film I will probably never watch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXda...

You can make more money from a swear jar by putting the lid on really tight.

I never finish the last half inch of a cup of any brown drink. Habit from childhood where we always used loose leaf tea, not bags. You never loose the fear of the mouth-feel of sludge and grit.

A recent survey found that 44% of Gen Z employees are currently sabotaging their employer’s attempts at AI usage. Good luck with that big take up, AI guys. You’ve got the future on your side.

Thank you Google maps for protecting the cow's privacy

Exit light Enter night Take my hand Morocco beat the Netherlands

M I L K S H A K E

MTV let animators go wild with some insanely gruesome animated idents from the late 80s to mid 90s...

(pitching Mr Magoo) He's this old guy who's partially sighted but lacks insight into his disability - he's also showing early signs of dementia - so he's continually at risk of hurting himself & others Exec: & this is for kids? Writer: yeah like my last show the Skunk Who Doesn't Understand Consent

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oh my god this is my marriage

Getting stuff for free is framed as sticking it to the man. “Screw you BBC! Fuck you FIFA! Those footballers are overpaid!” But it’s not an act of protest not to pay for something you enjoy and consume. It’s socially and culturally destructive. Cos that attitude transfers to all creators.

This is the “leaving your front door open in a small community” of the pre-web age. Unthinkable levels of trust in your fellow humans.

2/2 Look ant that face! And Elizabeth Bas’s hand, clutching her lace-edged handkerchief. Not easy to get the soft flesh of old age right but Ferdinand Bol can do it!

Worried about the AI data centres in this heatwave. They need a lot of constant hydration, you know. If you have one local to you, please check in on it.

While you're cooking in the heat this week, do bear this in mind.

All the people that touched the reflecting pool have been detained in Blacksite Epsilon Scientists observe them through bulletproof glass, watching the transformation. They shed their fingers. Wherever the green water touched, skin blisters and cracks open like an egg

I finally got round to watching an old film I worked on as a lighting assistant. It's one of the worst films I've ever seen, but it was fun to spend summer 1996 filming it in the Norfolk countryside. boxd.it/g5Hg

LIFE RULES: Insulate your house with books to ward off evil Oppose the zombie AI apocalypse Never click on a link to the Daily Mail Use double the recommended amount of garlic Always stop to say hi to sheep And to horses too (but in a fake posh voice) I think that's more or less everything covered?

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons image

Thomas House of Dublin exhibiting the pro-human solidarity that all of us should demonstrate.

🧵Here's a quick thread of awkward men.

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Orange citadel. Ink on watercolour paper.

May I one day be wealthy enough that before my demise, I can commission a great artist to sculpt my funereal effigy, and it will be my moldering corpse covered in frogs that are eating my eyes and my junk.

I'm attending a digital humanities event in Montreal. There was a keynote on AI and something about the talk made me wonder if it had been written by Claude. I said as much in the Q&A. As I posed the question, the speaker shifted, looking slightly uncomfortable. What he said next shocked the room +

When I was a housing officer, the amount of women fleeing their male partners during football tournaments was staggering. After one match, the next day we had 6 women present to us.

Olive oil? Who puts olive oil in the fridge? www.theguardian.com/food/2026/ju...