It's (comb)over! In 1990, a baby from Newbury broke the World Record for the baby born with the most teeth. 25 years later, combing no longer makes even a slight dent(al) in Newbury MP @leedillonmp.bsky.social 's morning routine, with good reactions in the (p)early (whites) days! 🥚🪒

"Victor" is onto a "winner" with his latest trim! @vmmchamberlain.bsky.social

Who's hoping to "cross" a post Easter weekend barbers trip off their to-do list today?

We're so grateful to have your support 😊💙 ^Elen

I am proud to announce that the Big June Prune fundRAZOR is back this June to raise money to support the incredible work of @mindcharity.bsky.social To sign up visit www.justgiving.com/team/bigjune... and your hairoics will help be a case of "A little off your head, a lot off someones mind".

Today, Ed Davey launched the Lib Dems Local Election Campaign in Henley on a Hobby Horse that lacked the mane of the areas former MP.

So, I hope you enjoyed the nice weather lately. I decided to set up that Fundraising page because I want to support 3 good charities. Like most of us, I like my hair, I have never been bald, and personally, I think you need a special kind of craziness. @politicaltrims.bsky.social

Shadow Home Secretary Chris Philp has been to Berlin this week. Before the trip, he "wall"ked into his barbers (Br)and(enburg) as asked not for a clipper "Spree" but a short back and sides.

Wishing everyone a great weekend! Who'll be spending part of their Saturday Sat in a barbers chair? 💈🪑

When the clocks go forward this weekend the average person will lose out on 0.018 mm's of head hair growth. A slight delay for @safejfer.bsky.social as he sets out to grow enough hair to donate to @littleprincesses.bsky.social! www.givewheel.com/fundraising/...

[email protected]'s Birthday is "Boxing" Day. His hair will continue to get more "heavyweight" as he let's it grow to donate to a cause that I "(g)love" @LPTrustUK, his fundRAZOR will also "(b)ring" much needed funds to Lingen Davies & Qube. To donate visit www.givewheel.com/fundraising/...

Hello friends. A few years ago, I took part in a charity event for a good cause. I decided to shave my head. But this time, I chose charities, and with no time limit, I decided to grow my hair long enough to donate it to Little Princes Trust. www.givewheel.com/fundraising/...

Hitchin MP @alistrathern.bsky.social has not applied a (Kryp)ton of hairspray in the Common this afternoon as his forelock flops done in a "Clark Kent" style kiss curl.

In the 2023 Brighton and Hove Council Elections, @sallonsax.bsky.social received 1085 votes. The same number as the length of the Worlds Longest Piece of "Chewing Gum" in mm's. After a period of hair growth he has opted not to "stick" with the fringe that "(wrig)leys" close to his eyeline.

Happy Birthday to @graeme-l-casey.bsky.social, whose age no longer starts with the same number of nose wax swabs up his nostrils! 🥳🎁🎂

In 1992, the first UK branch of Nando's opened in Ealing. 33 years later clippers have been around the "peri-peri"meter of Ealing Cllr @libdemjon.bsky.social's head. 💈Big Jim's Trims #SupportLocal

Derby City Cllr Jamie Mulhall's twitter bio states that he is a "Lover of a Sunday Roast". Here he is "beef"ore and after his hair underwent "all the trimmings" yesterday.

A short "Jack" and sides for @jackpriceharbach.bsky.social 💈Crate Cheshire, Barons Quay, Northwich #supportlocal

Happy Friday everyone! 🥳 Who's ending the month with a trip to their "Feb"ulous barber?

Happy New Week! Who's set for a Mopchop Monday?

Two and a half decades on I can not defend the haircut. But please sponsor a good cause

Yeovil MP @adamjamesdance.bsky.social has swapped an apron for a tabard. (P)in(nie) between doing so he's been to the barbers to stop his hair from growing over(all) the top of his ears.

In the coming weeks, Calder Valley MP @joshfg.bsky.social's running distances will become increasingly like his youthful locks in length. As he trains for the London Marathon, which he is running for Overgate Hospice to donate visit 2025tcslondonmarathon.enthuse.com/pf/josh-fent...

North Somerset MP @sadikal-hassanmp.bsky.social shares a Birthday with the Pope. As you (Vati)can see he's recently attempted to "Mass"ter using the short settings on his beard trimmer.

Wishing Police Crime Commissioner with the MOst @politicaltrims.bsky.social surname @matthewbarber.bsky.social a Happy Birthday! 🥳🎁🎂

Happy Birthday to Newbury MP @leedillonmp.bsky.social, may your day be as bright as your barber's clippers light.

A huge chop for Labour in Paymaster General Nick Thomas-Symonds' Constituency. As Reform gain Trevethin and Penygarn.

The most Conservative growth in the New Forest since Desmond Swayne's lockdown locks.

This wasn't àsked by me, honest!

Last year, Eastbourne was named the best place in England for stargazing. You don't need a telescope to (cons)tell(ation) that Eastbourne MP @joshbabarinde.bsky.social has had trim over the weekend.

In 2011 the Airdrie & Coatbridge Amateur "Operatic" Society broke the World Record for the most people on a double decker bus. 14 years later clippers have (sop)ran(o) up the back and sides of Airdrie & Shotts MP @kennethstevenson.bsky.social's head, leaving (bar)it(one) looking less of a mezz(o).

My hair was receding before I hit 20. I know many of my brothers will be dreading losing theirs. I was self-conscious, but owned it, shaved it off early and have never really missed it. I know you're worried, but confidence and style will see you through. You'll be fine. 🙂

Today would've been Harold Macmillans 131st Birthday. A charity which shares a name with his surname is one of the easiest to take part in a cHAIRity fundRAZOR for! To sign up visit bravetheshave.macmillan.org.uk/join.

This year marks 5 years since cancer took my absolutely ace brother & @politicaltrims creator Simon. On #WorldCancerDay I'd like to celebrate as part of his legacy all the cHAIRity fundRAZORs since then, including these Teenage Cancer Trust fundRAZOR's, here's to many more hairoes in the future!

The Southernmost point in Lincoln Jopp's Spelthorne Constituency is "Ham"haugh Island. Meanwhile the southernmost part of Lincoln's hair is no longer (bac)on his collar.

Taunton and "Wellington" MP @gideonamos.bsky.social has recently given the tufty on the back of his head the "boot".

Bournemouth East MP @tomhayesmp.bsky.social's majority is 5479, the same number as the World Record for the Furthest distance travelled balancing a guitar on the chin in km's. Sticking with string instruments, here's Tom after a short back (m)and(olin) sides.

Unlike his barbers light fitting, @jeremysays.it is not looking ropey after his trim yesterday. 💈Clipper and Co, 160 Aycliffe Road, Borehamwood #SupportLocal

Belated fundRAZOR update. No more (pony)"tales" for Canterbury Cllr @robenfranklin.bsky.social Franklin as the hair chopped (Ge)off(rey Chaucer) was donated to @LPTrustUK whilst £££ donations for his hairoics can be made to the Brook Sparkle Project CIC at gofund.me/1582b02

Hitchin MP @alistrathern.bsky.social was born exactly a month before Aldi opened their first UK store in Birmingham. Sticking with German Supermarkets, after a trim earlier in the week, he must be feeling a "Lidl" bit lightheaded!

Alliance Deputy Leader @eointennyson.bsky.social has recently been to the barbers before his hair matched his party leaders surname in length! @naomilong.bsky.social

Plymouth Moor View MP @fredthomasuk.bsky.social can now "Janner"ate friction from the new stubble on his face and from his recent buzz cut!

Bishop Auckland MP Sam Rushworth was born in "1984". Sam's recent trim could be described as a short back and sides "or well" off the ears.

With the US ban on Tiktok underway, here's a collection of clocks that are going Tiktok in the background of US Presidential Trims.

Although at the count, Council Leader @cllrjoeharris.bsky.social's face was a Clean Shaven gain from Bearded.

Basingstoke MP @lukemurphy.bsky.social recieved 20992 votes at the last election, 8 less than the number of "espressos" made by a team in an hour to break the World Record. Over the weekend clippers have "shot" up the back and sides of Luke's head.

Happy Birthday to Winchester MP @dannychambers.bsky.social 🥳🎁🎂 whose age now ends in a word that sounds the same as the final word in the sentence "Danny's 2024 Election Campaign included a trim that ended barber cape free".

Last May, St Albans Cllr @gilesfry.bsky.social was re-elected with 1066 votes, the same number as the World Record for the most dumplings made in an hour. Here he is before and after his barber made his excess hair growth disapier(ogi)! 🥟

"Devon is a place on earth" Former Veterans Minister and Plymouth Moor View MP Johnny Mercer shares a Birthday with Belinda Carlisle, who like Johnny's post parliament mullet was big in 80s!

Yesterday, French President Emmanuel Macron met Keir Starmer at "Chequers". Here's a photo of when he'd have felt "draughts" around his freshly shaved face.