The #BloodyDog excitedly called to me last night demanding to show me her latest artistic expression entitled, My impression of WWII Allied soldiers graffiti. 'It's Killroy' she said. 'Wot, no historic famous beheading?' I replied.

So for the third and final time this year, I was the big man once again. As soon as I got home I shaved my beard off. #Santa

I think it's sweet that reform asked. Happy to respond.

Last chance to spread the good word to the people of #BromleyTown for 2025, roll on #2026. #VoteLibDem #MerryChristmas

Tonight the #BloodyDog showed me her 'festive impression' of Bishop John Fisher. 'I can't do the bit where he wouldn't recognise Henry the VIII as the Supreme Head of the CoE. I can only do the bit where he was beheaded.' Festive, I said, didn't that happen in the summer of 1535?

The #BloodyDog has just jumped onto the sofa, told me to 'shove up' and said that my waistcoat makes me look fat!

About to sleep and the #BloodyDog demanded I see her take on Stalin. 'I can't do the agricultural policies that led to the starvation of millions, nor enter into a non aggression pact with a fascistic regime, I can only do after he died'. Hang on, I said, didn't he have a stroke?

Got woken up at stupid o'clock this morning by the #BloodyDog insisting I see her Anne Boleyn impression. She told me 'I can't do the treason, incest or the adultery. All I can do is the bit after she met a bloke from France'. I said that it looks like her Marie Antoinette.

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The #BloodyDog called me over with great excitement demanding to show me her Marie Antoinette impression. 'I don't do the fancy clothes and I don't recommend that everyone eats brioche. I just do the bit after her execution'. I said it looks like her William Wallace.

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6 days 19 hours and 30 mins. #whamageddon2025

And for the second time this year, being the Big Man, this time at #Orpington FC. #Santa

The #BloodyDog called me into the living room insisting that she show me her impression of William Wallace. She said 'All I can do is the bit after he was hung, drawn and quartered and his head was placed on London Bridge'. I said it looks like her Oliver Cromwell impression.

12 years ago I donned the red suit for the first time. It came about through illness and the fact that I was unable to do my regular job at that time. My eldest was two and my youngest an infant. I have donned the red suit every year since and I love it. #Santa

He was last seen on the porch of his house as thousands of balloons were released pulling it into the sky. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Spreading the good word and delivering our speed survey in #Orpington earlier this afternoon supporting our excellent candidate Steve Sollitt and out this evening with my fellow ward colleagues for #BromleyTown @JulieIreland and @samdwebber. #VotalibDem

Weird how the things Gill was paid to say by his Russian masters aligned so well with his fellow party members (in all guises) that no question was ever raised. Weirder still is the fact that Russia paid Gill when the rest of his friends were apparently saying the same for free..

The #Bloodydog is going through a bit of a pirate phase, demanded to show me her Parrot impression then pooped down my back..

It might be a bit nippy but I am bringing warmth by spreading the good word to the people of #BromleyTown. #VoteLibDem

Amazing turnout at the Berkeley Homes consultation for 2,200 homes on Hayes Farm and surrounding green belt. Cllr. Julie Ireland and I spoke to Berkeley and local residents. We also saw the Keep Bromley Green organisers and local residents who oppose this development.

A positive morning spreading the good word with our excellent #Chelsfield #VoteLibDem candidates Harsha and Joe. Great support for our Speed Camera initiative and recognition for their hard working efforts across the ward

The #Bloodydog asked if I wanted to see her world famous impression of Oliver Cromwell?, sure I said and she replied I can only do him from the time that he has already died, been dug up and had his head stuck on a spike at Westminster Hall. With that caveat in mind, I present.

The many stages of the #bloodydog using me as a bed.

Honoured to represent the #LibDems at the #Orpington #RemembranceDay service this morning alongside our two excellent local candidates, Rick Das and Steve Sollitt. We will remember them.

No-one in our community should have to face going hungry. We provide 3 days’ nutritionally balanced emergency food + support to local people who are referred to us.  We always welcome donations: https://f.mtr.cool/mrxbuupvyi

Honoured to have been asked to attend the rededication of the Lynchgate at All Saints church #Orpington this morning. A terrific community effort in raising funds for its restoration from as far afield as Canada!

A good morning on the stall in the high street with team #OrpingtonLibDems and our fantastic candidates Rick Das and Steve Sollitt. Great community engagement and universal agreement on cars speeding in the area and what could be done. #VoteLibDem

Yes it may be #Halloween but the only thing I've delivered tonight are treats, no tricks. Spreading the good word to the people of #BromleyTown. #VoteLibDem

'Back in the day if we wanted to lose weight, we didn't have pills from the chemist, we had TB. What's wrong with that?' @LeeAndersonMP_

Never too late to spread the good word to the people of #BromleyTown. #VoteLibDem

Out and about spreading the good word in #Orpington with our excellent candidates Rick Das and Steve Sollitt. #VoteLibDem.

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The Orpington Liberal Democrats are holding a local elections campaign event today at the Orpington Village Hall (Frank Whymark Conference Room), 311 High Street, BR6 0NN from 3 p.m. until 5 p.m. Come and join us today. www.libdems.org.uk/join

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Tomorrow is our regular Ward surgery, if you are a #BromleyTown ward resident and have any issue you want to raise, please come to the Bromley Civic Centre between 5-6pm using the Westmoreland road entrance and come and see us. www.bromleylibdems.org.uk/councillor-s...

Nice to take advantage of some late afternoon autumnal sun and spread the good word in #BromleyTown. #VoteLibDem

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