Is it cheating for me to buy my daughter a pizza? Or maybe I buy her a pizza, and she pays it forward to one friend who pays it forward to another friend and so on and so on like the Faberge Organics shampoo commercial until we are all covered in pizza?

I really want horror to win at the Oscar’s this year. Sinners needs to win in every category in which it is nominated. Amy Madigan needs to win for Aunt Gladys. Full stop. That is all I will accept. That’s who wins in MY Oscar’s.

Billionaire sociopath tech bros are eager to quiet educated women because we don’t like child rapists, war, hungry children, measles, the climate emergency, and their nuclear level selfishness.

NEWS: It was never about the children. Transgender adults now face care restrictions after the ruling of the federal appeals court in Richmond, Virginia. www.advocate.com/news/court-b...

Attending #SXSW? May I recommend a mask and other hygiene protocols? I hate to spoil the fun but, uh, #RSV is here in Austin. As a matter of fact, I have it RIGHT NOW.

It is true that there is a lot of popular sentiment about this, but it is insane and made up.

I searched #sick to see if other ppl had a non-COVID non-flu upper resp thing with sinus congestion, sore throat, and cough. I saw stuff I wasn't prepared for, but as long as it's safe, sane, and consensual, y'all enjoy the party. But what IS this cold? A week and counting.

Suddenly, its turns out that it is not smart to arrogantly shit on an ally that has learned how to down 200 Shaheds every single night and then wipe out and oil refinery or a military airfield with a handful of cheap drones.

I'm just going to listen to this song on repeat because it's a long hard road that leads to a brighter day. music.apple.com/us/album/yah...

there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true

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Cis People Challenge: Fund or boost this organization today. I just sent a donation.

"The conspiracy is the system."

Me: I wish more people paid attention to Texas politics. Also Me: Not like that.

People broke this story? The magazine that regularly features Miss Piggy on the cover? GET READY TO ACCEPT YOUR PULITZER, PEOPLE MAGAZINE!!! people.com/jeffrey-epst...

Serranos is too good for this guy. Even bad Tex-Mex evinces collaboration across borders.

They're coming for adult care and they're explicit about it.

Golly! she said unironically

We kicked off a romantic Valentine's Day with South Texas Benedicts. I don't usually eat pork (sausage), so I farted romantically for the next 24 hours, yet I am not sorry.

I fucking love hummus.

Who Benefits From Dividing Texas Democrats? open.substack.com/pub/lonestar...

I watched Surya Fucking Bonaly DO the backflip in real time. We were waiting and watching. Will she do it, even though it's banned? And then she did it. Because she's Surya Fucking Bonaly.

man just one or two more posts and I'm gonna fix american leftwing politics i can feel it

One reason Minneapolis remains in the world's eye is we have one of the most robust & independent media ecosystems remaining in the country. You all need this...and more! @mprnews.org @startribune.com @sahanjournal.bsky.social @minnesotareformer.com @minnpost.bsky.social @racketmn.com etc.

It's lonely to be a Buc-ee's hater in Texas, but I'll say it: It's a bizarrely unpleasant place, and your "beaver nuggets" fund the Texas GOP.

Apparently there was a city meeting in Hutchins, Texas, tonight. Hutchins is the location of DHS's newly announced 10,000-person concentration camp. What I've been told is that city officials were unanimously and adamantly opposed to it. Unfortunately, I'm seeing this nowhere online.

People who live elsewhere sometimes ask me, "Marrit, why is Texas so fucked?" And that's a perfectly cromulent question. But when I say, "Wilks and Dunn," the answer doesn't satisfy them. They want to believe that we are uniquely stupid people, not a petrocracy.

Congratulations to my friend and our newest State Senator from Tarrant County, Taylor Rehmet! I met Taylor years ago through labor organizing. Don’t tell us what can’t be done in Texas. When we show up #TexasTough, we change the game. Today we proved what we’ve known all along: Texas is in play.

From KSAT, San Antonio www.ksat.com/news/local/2...

As a matter of fact, I am a nail polish person.

Every instance in which the Trump administration is forced to make changes, even cosmetic alterations like removing Bovine, is a good sign that US democracy is not yet dead. Trump wants unchecked power. But public and political opinion still matters - and that should encourage resistance.

Okay... Michael McCaul is my rep. And this is surprising. I don't know if anything will change, and I'm not giving the dude any credit for being "troubled" by something that is obviously troubling. But I am surprised to hear it from him.

i don’t think they understood how big this bear they poked is gonna be

This is everything. Get them. GET THEM even more en Español.

*rooting for my American neighbours* Especially all the amazing people in Minnesota. Get their asses!

A better Texas exists, and Kaleb Blain is it.

Texas is a big place, but we need to activate our systems to find these people and help them get home.

Let this radicalize you.

Texas has capabilities for solar and wind power, but let's get excited about this new hidden oil resource that is expected to last for... (checks notes) months.

With arms linked and snow falling, Minneapolis ICE protesters dance as ICE agents retreat back. "Nah nah nah, hey hey hey, goodbye!" WATCH ⬇️

Interrupting the sports seems like something good to do. Lots of eyeballs watching the sports.

I'm a little nobody, but I do work for a tech company. I signed.

every time i log on something horrible is happening but also people are trying really hard to help

Not all heroes were capes. www.thedailybeast.com/personal-det...

The subtext here being "those dumb bitches thought we wouldn't shoot them" we are raised to know we have the option of going along to get along--an option other people never had. but the promise of exemption from their violence was always conditional. they can & will take it away for misbehaving.

The increasingly common habit of screenshotting the AI summary of a Google search and presenting it as evidence must be nipped in the bud immediately. That is nothing. That is not anything, it is not a thing.

I wish there were a group like @polls.pizza but they send pizza to #ICE watch events, and then the occupiers have to watch the neighbors eat delicious (and local) pizzas in front of them and not get any.

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