Ronald Reagan, so I could beat him to death

Thank you. I get angry when I fly & it’s not part of the in-flight programming. I freak out, yell at everyone until the pilot personally has to come back & taze me. One time a pilot had to put his finger up my ass like a pitbull because I wouldn’t unclench my jaw from a flight attendant’s leg

slightly increase a band Beastie Teens

So yeah, I guess you could say I'm doing pretty well

There's a youtube commercial that opens with a woman staring straight down the barrel of the camera and saying "men, if you're still going bald in 2026, what are you even doing?" and I literally shouted "minding my own fucking business" and tuned the computer off

guy who was jacking off in the plane bathroom when they hit the tower

Pizza is a pastry, right?

In a just world, Chris Stapleton would be in the Hague for crimes against George Jones

RIP ted turner. i got a buddy claims to have seen the famous and possibly apocryphal video of jane fonda fucking him with a strap-on. says it’s great stuff. this is the most moving tribute i can muster i barely know anything else about him sorry

Everything going okay man? You’re in a split diopter shot right now

Throw back to my little brother's EXCEPTIONALLY gay rap album and the best video edit in history youtube.com/watch?v=vHTY...

More like Cinco De Nial

half of the replies on BlueSky read like this

HER: when I get over there you better not be cunty Alan Rickman in a stupid hat me:

Nothing icks me faster than the comment section of the average reddit post

Nothing can prepare you for how literal this description is until you see the ad.

A lot of people making "get wrecked, bozo" posts, but how are you going to feel if the worst case scenario happens and he pulls through?

he's been rushed to johns hopkins landscaping

The problem with psychedelics is, if you’re a narcissist, you can experience ego death and then simply rebuild your ego to be even more impervious to shame.

I don't need you to like me, I need you to like YOU. YOU deserve guaranteed healthcare in the richest, most powerful country in the world.

The toxic cave fume huffing oracles would crumble into dust after one day on the average kitchen staff’s chemical consumption

I made a virtual guitar instrument for android. Super low latency, very playable. I tried generating hype for it but my account is known for 2D art not music app, so it goes unnoticed. Do I know anyone who knows a publisher who can get it in the hands of users?

My Dinner With Andre and Grogu

Presented without context and with apologies to the Wilson estate

Post a meme made by you

One of my coworkers said she don't know how long it had been since she cried last. I was like "ah, youth."

Inland Empire (Lynch, 2006)

Reminder if you are not gnostic do not say Neon Genesis Evangelion

Admin Incapable of Self Reflection Drains Reflecting Pool

In a just world I would've been carried out on everyone's shoulders for this

Breaking: Turns Out Suspect Just Really Hates Magicians

A lot of people asking questions about this that could be answered with "who cares, she gets the wall"

each time you watch this you'll notice something new and amazing

Did Franz Ferdinand ever open for Wilhelm Scream?

The lesson that we should take away from the Epstein files is that everyone you see promoting the "grindset" lifestyle secretly just wants to fuck children one day

Garfield's FuckFest

Open casket funeral? Remains to be seen

Aamon Hawk's animated clip about Ethan Klein's obsession with Hasan Piker kind of sums up the ongoing Hasan freak-out. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8gpkbcR/

When you already dead but she still suckin

night of the long island iced teas

Hey what are some accounts on here worth following for cute animal content? I need a break in my feed from the constant horrors

It really isn't fair to expose Alex Jones to Tim Heidecker like this, the media equivalent of giving a medieval peasant Doritos.

walking to mario's room at 2 am telling him he threw up

Listening to @iwriteok.bsky.social talk about Jimmy Saville's role in Thatcherism. So funny how conservatives will be like, "this guy is our secret weapon," and it's always just some weird pedophile