nice marriage, is it an automatic or a manual?

fuck

going to OT 0-0 in an elimination game im going to literally die

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Penguins halfway to the funniest thing

never had a doubt in my mind the pens would pull it off pens in 7

Reading a discussion on people arguing on the merits of calling yourself a social democrat vs democratic socialist as if people who think socialism is a dirty word actually distinguish between either term enough to accept one but not the other

Christian sectarian hostilities are rising in the West. Will the fiery rhetoric by dueling religious leaders inspire followers to once again engage in bloody clashes?

hell yeah geno fuck the florida panthers hockey team

project hail mary made me cry for a rock, great movie

timeline cleanse 🧼

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If you want to talk about grudges don't forget the original sin of overthrowing a US client state to take power in the first place.

The halftime show was pretty cool but the best part is the next day. Old ladies at work saying "it was disgusting! He was grabbing his pecker! He was singing in Spanish! Not a word of English!"

"but the money is already spent..." "it would be wasteful..." "maybe we could rename it or repurpose it..." VS

Fighting the occupying army conducting an ethnic cleansing campaign by getting each and every genocidaire's QR code and leaving them a one star review "needs better training"

seeing this clip a few years ago was my first introduction to barry lyndon and it was worth all three hours

remember how the doge guys were demanding and getting root level access to federal government computer systems even though they were mostly just a bunch of script kiddies. probably was the hacking equivalent of walking through an open door

I'm atheist so I don't believe in heaven or hell but they should make a hell for people like Dick Cheney

you finally got the nerve to ask Princess Peach on a date and she's beaming. all that fretting over nothing, you think. "i'd love t—" suddenly a swarthy little man from another dimension, bearing the proportions and outfit of a toddler, falls out a loose sewer. "haHA" he says. you know you're fucked

I remember when Recettear was first localized, such a wonderful little game, and the localization was no small part of its charm. I think I'm due for another playthrough as well...

Buying a game console used to be "plug it in TV, put game in, turn on, play game", now there's zero convenience factor vs playing on PC because consoles have so much initial set up, system updates, you install games and manage disc space...just like a PC. So what's the value proposition here

If I was shot would I get the flags lowered to half mast the rest of the week for me or is that an honor solely reserved for podcasters who say they have no regrets over the deaths of innocents to maintain the second smendment?

IF THIS FLAG OFFENDS YOU, I'LL HELP YOU PACK

This is so funny, he's trying hard to give her a lifeline to go "I'm not racist, but..." and she's too stupid to take it and just goes "actually i *am* racist"

I hope duquesne light can get my power back on soon because I would like to have a fan on or something when I go to sleep tonight

im glad we're spending all that money and energy on ai data centers so stupid people can have an imaginary friend run their life

This game isn't usually funny but the Tacticus Genius strategy card is killing me

Thank you Balatro, very cool!

thank you donald trump for these tariffs, now i'm just gonna grind 10-50% harder 💪

Me every time I listen to "Life During Wartime"

I like other Dead Kennedys songs more but this is the one I think about the most youtu.be/dfnOFvZvEuA?...

i watched a fish called wanda the other day and the sex scene is how i imagine looney tunes procreate

This guy co-sponsored a bill to have "Trump Derangement Syndrome" classified as a mental illness YESTERDAY.

"move away from the dominance of small donors" says it all - if you're a regular person they don't want you to have any control or influence, just shut up, vote, and let your betters do the rest. Gross.

he looks like hes gonna commit seppuku

gonna root for canada tonight but jake guentzel is allowed to score if he wants as long as he doesn't do it too much

RFK Jr gonna say glasses wearers have to go back to the countryside

i emailed my rep telling him to please fight trump with everything he's got and got a reply from his office that thanked me for my concern over the assassination attempt on trump and what he's doing to prevent another one lol worthless

they need to invent cryopods so i can just avoid all of society's crises by sleeping

Fondly remembering hillaryis44, the community of Clinton dead enders that gathered after Obama won the 08 primary and spent 8 years talking themselves into such insanity that they endorsed Trump in 16.

This is fucking deranged. I don't doubt this lady would gladly bury her family for a form letter from Donald Trump

you love to see it

Usually AI advocates aren't as self aware or enthusiastic about the fact that they have no interior life

learning a lot about safety testing on wikipedia today en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken...

saw the goalie goal from last night...hockey is good again

Got called in to work on my day off because somebody else called off due to snow...ahhhhhh

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"