Dokoupil: Welcome back to Whiskey Fridays on CBS! It’s been quite a week and we’re cutting loose! Time to sip on one with our first guest… [camera pans wider] Hegseth:

tshirt that says: i just threw up at whiskey fridays with tony dokoupil

"Hey Tony, welcome back! What'll ya have?" "Same as always: the frickin' news, straight up....and make it a double."

If they make this retroactive, Alex Gordon passes Babe Ruth to move into third all-time career homers #WarningTrackPower

NASA watched this supernova blast expand for 25 years NASA's Chandra first observed Kepler's supernova remnant back in 2000. It revisited it four more times, most recently in 2025: 6% of the remnant's lifetime. Here's what it learned. bigthink.com/starts-with-... #space #astro #NASA #Chandra

lmaooo

Tony Romo straight into Tom Brady straight into Cris Collinsworth will change you man

Kind of shit I'm trying to be on

live your life as such that you don’t need 7 armed goons to protect you when you’re having a piss at Target

[Bruce voice] HIIIIIIIDING ON THE BACKSTREETS

Live shot of the Oregon Ducks

wonder if this was due to expansion or a falling out within the Nutz Deep fam?

Whenever my main Thanksgiving cactus gets unruly I remove a few segments and stick them in a little pot to root before gifting to someone or placing in a different window Some years, mine bloom from Nov-Feb in various parts of the house depending on light and direction of the window Recommend

"Elon Musk limits the generation of child sexual abuse material to paying customers"

if you like JD Vance you’re being asked to “self-deport”

The boas are back in town.

Happy Hey Taco Bell The Illuminati Is Not A Frivolous Subject Day to all who celebrate!

my buddy is a world class Marky Mark hater. anytime I send him this it gets him going and I need a laugh

WELL I GUESS ILL JUST SHIT MY PANTS!!!

for three straight mornings i’ve woken up with this exact horn part from the intro playing in my head. little brain horn alarm clock

It occurred to me this morning that American Canto would have worked better as a fictional bookend to American Psycho.

I’m sorry, you must have the wrong number

Mysteries Unearthed with Danny Trejo is substantially improved if you can convince yourself Danny Trejo, by himself, physically dug all this shit up over the centuries

The most undefeated thing ever is retail sales going up once you kick cars out of the way. It has happened everywhere

Vegetarian Greek food restaurant called Don't Meat Your Gyros

A thing I heard on the plane earlier: a man with an Australian accent saying "Sprite, with ice."

when it comes to rivers, any story historical or fiction set on ‘the Danube’ is immediately interesting to me because it sounds cool. same goes for ‘the Cumberland’

These are shoes for people who are going to use their words

Shout out to all y'all who already gave up on your resolutions. You'll rock that shit next time and whatnot.

everything’s bad, but listening to a bunch of old Motown records will make you feel good

It doesn’t matter how many numbers I block or burners I run thru, somehow, the Quesadilla-makers Hall of Fame always tracks me down

craving one of those real dogshit chicken fried steak sandwiches from grade school

going for a walk

Trump: horse Doctor: good, and this one? Trump: panda bear Dr: good, and this one? Trump: they don't screw, the panda Dr: sir Trump: they try to make them screw, no good Dr: sir, the card Trump: has anybody ever said before about the panda don't screw? Dr: um ... no Trump: nobody can do this like me

yes, but doing a nap first

Water your tree.

The feeling that it’s 40,000 oysters but no pearls.

I HOPE YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO. NEVERMIND. I MEAN PANAMA. WAIT. I MEAN GREENLAND. WAIT NO I MEAN TEHRAN. HOLD ON. VENEZUELA. FORGET THAT. NIGERIA. OH WAIT. TEHRAN AGAIN.

We’ve got more snow coming tonight and the rest of the week, but I couldn’t resist getting the dogs out this afternoon. Two teams of four. Come along for the ride!

my brother gave me a set of these lazy susan style turntables in various sizes, gonna be rotating the little trees so evenly in the new year it’s unbelievable!

I think they should just pop a ‘g’ right onto the end of Orangutan. I’m saying Orangutang anyway.

Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.

One of the best to ever do it

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

whoever designed the white CVS flu shots band-aids with the little red heart that kinda looks like a blood spot…ya got me

almost every day someone plows a car into a restaurant around here. zaxby’s today and, man, you’re not supposed to die getting chicken fingers

Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)

With Bardot's passing, the only named individuals in Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire that are still alive are Bob Dylan, Chubby Checker, and Bernie Goetz. The last one standing will claim The Prize.