“when you want all the shitty ass taste of a Heineken and none of the alcohol, reach for a…”

Sorry I called your buffalo chicken dip “the crime of the century.” I lost my cool.

my dog was nose to nose with this toad and after i turned away to grab my camera this was all that was left…fat toad ate Wiggins?

I'm brave enough to admit that I would, in fact, buy this the day it goes on sale or see it opening night. Yes, I would.

oh hell yeah, new modest mouse

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Wow, check out this play Scoot Henderson just made! ___________ o | ___ | \_ O | |__| | ____/ \ |___WW___| __/ / || || || _______________||_______________

Alright, I’m home now so here’s the Norm update. Yesterday at 4pm, I got a text from a family I’ve been helping who had a loved one abducted a couple of days after Renée Good’s murder. This was the family that Norm Nation kept from being evicted (and you delivered). ICE had released their loved one.

NFL teams are using AI for their draft prep? my odds of being picked just skyrocketed

upper left was the very innermost part of the original clump i separated. the lowest node was weak and angled with few roots so i just kinda had to go with it. well…whoops it took a header off the desk yesterday (down the hvac vent lol, thank you shop vac!) so now it’s the upper right

they could give us a ghost runner five feet from home, it won’t score #royals

keeping perfect Tim equilibrium, Tim balance

I get to the airport at the exact right time every time. Anyone arriving any earlier than me is a sap, anyone arriving any later is a reckless nut.

this time when we get to the pile of money, YOU are dumping the gas can and i’m the one tossing the match…we agreed to switch off, remember

One of my favorite Yugoslav designs is the K67 modular kiosk. Injection molded modular plastic building often used for newspaper vendors, coffee shops and info kiosks. Could be linked together like legos. www.archpaper.com/2023/01/univ...

you just know somebody’s being called by their full name right now

i just used this to troll my brother on something and now i’m convinced it’s the most cursed four minutes in music history

happy 4/20, or as some in certain circles like to call it…April 20th

The Love Boat: Straight of Hormuz

the universe, this post, brought us together right now for a single moment in time…welp, see ya later

BLOOB FOR THE BLOOB GOD!

Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.

turns out the “nuclear dust” the president keeps rambling about is just everything bagel seasoning with a heavy dose of cayenne and crush red peppers mixed in

Bobby Buntrock sounds like a hard-nosed old school baseball manager from The Flintstones

luckily this is my exact stumble pattern

Superchunk

Scientists have confirmed that group A strep can be identified in ancient remains. They found pathogen DNA in a prehispanic mummy from Bolivia — raising the question: Where did strep (and diseases like scarlet fever) originate? 🧪🏺

shocked hitman face from weekend at bernie’s

this song sounds exactly how it feels outside right now Oasis - Slide Away

A Newly Discovered Recording Lets You Hear Delta Blues Legend Robert Johnson in Stunning Clarity

happy with how the dwarf jades are progressing. i was thinking of moving them to stronger natural light but there’s more control in this setup to keep them from stretching too much when they begin to extend. so for now, they’ll keep chilling with me in the study reading books and political horrors

people I grew up with only remember my high school golf career by a single shot i hit that was so bad it killed a goose almost instantly on contact…and that’s fair, that was totally the defining moment

Brighten any day by thinking about Geir Grung, the Norwegian architect who made a career out of designing hydroelectric power stations with flair.

i’d rather pilot a sanctioned vessel thru the Strait of Hormuz than watch Vinnie Pasquantino at the plate right now

unfortunately my incredible posts don’t seem to be going thru but the rest are finding daylight

pickled jalapeños are always good, but lately i’m on a could eat them as a side dish kick

look, i would never describe the act of vacuuming as anything other than “sucks balls”, but doing it in the dark with those little headlights on at least adds a sense of adventure

a challenge show where you have to cook and eat a mystery item from RFK Jr’s freezer

IDK what they did up there but the moon has been shrinking ever since Artemis II

what is your favorite LIV golf memory?

Jeff Tweedy: Farewell Transmission 4/7/26 Wilma Theatre Missoula Montana www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG6D...

My sister got me the greatest birthday present ever!

Death doula, the mic rula, the old schoola, you want a RIP, I’ll bring it to ya

been saying the word chimichanga a lot lately for no reason

as you were stereogum.com/2495691/liam...

I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”

they are so crazy! when i lived in AZ i could almost touch this one out of my 2nd story window and it happens almost overnight

It's complicated for me because I want the Mets to win but I set up a bot that places a $15 prop bet on every Mets hitter grounding out to second base and have already made $625,000 this year.

if life gives you lemons, chicken piccata sounds really good to me right now