Such a weird place, I never heard of Nick Bilton before today and now he's already a famous fuckin' little dildo.

DEAN: You're under oath. When will you comply with the law and release all the files? BLANCHE: We have complied with the law DEAN: There are 3 million more documents. Nobody buys it. *the time of the gentlelady has expired* DEAN: How do I get cut off 2 minutes into this?

The absolute bottom of the journalistic barrel is people in the media chiding Scott Pelley for having the gall to confront Bilton. If you want a job licking boots, become a bootlicker. You’re not a journalist.

i dont understand why im supposed to go to work when rich people are just allowed to invent trillion dollar companies that dont do or sell or make anything

Who among us does not get easily bored trying to end wars we started and then immediately lost on the first weekend?

Financial experts were alarmed over what some have described as a financial “coup” being carried out by Elon Musk, one that could see tens of millions of Americans unknowingly prop up his unprofitable company SpaceX through their retirement accounts.

Yes, some time in a golden future I probably won't live to see, this bloated fascist pig person will be a pile of shit and bones in a box in the ground at a bankrupt golf course, and we as a country will somehow have atoned for all the heinous shit he has done in our name.

Yes, some time in a golden future I probably won't live to see, this bloated fascist pig person will be a pile of shit and bones in a box in the ground at a bankrupt golf course, and we as a country will somehow have atoned for all the heinous shit he has done in our name.

Things I overhear myself saying to the cat, Part 602: "Thank you for killing the mole you brought into the house, I guess."

It is inescapable that the United States lost the Iran War and is now suffering the consequences of its defeat.

Imagine how angry Americans would be if the media had adequately explained to them that Obama had secured a deal that was preventing Iran from getting a nuclear weapon and Trump blew it the fuck up.

The problem with AI is not AI. The problem with AI is that has allowed the biggest idiots in your place of work to screw up even the most basic bits of infrastructure while preening that they are "the future" and you're not.

OH THANK GOD THE NEW YORK TIMES FINALLY TALKED TO SOME TRUMP SUPPORTERS www.nytimes.com/2026/06/01/u...

Love that AI was always a scam to drive tech investment and widespread asset procurement, a fake product that could cement the takeover of government and the economy, and then when the rollout was actually started all these businesses had to pay for the margin between the promise and reality.

One reason people would be surprised to hear that Trump has left Iran’s “military alone” is that earlier this month Trump said he had “completely destroyed Iran’s army,” and that “every single ship they had is resting underwater at the bottom of the sea.”

It’s so funny that conservatives pretend to be the manliest men who hate Hollywood, but then vote for the dumbest bitches in the history of reality TV.

Things I overhear myself saying to the cat, Part 457: "Jesus Christ, you were born in a dumpster; how the fuck are you so ENTITLED?"

The latest lineup of featured performers. 🤣

Ok, I've checked the publicly available tour dates for every artist featured here and literally *none* of them list any date between June 25th and July 10th anywhere near here. Nobody.

Trump’s refusal to release any of his medical records has reporters wondering just what it is that Joe Biden is hiding

FYI ! Thanks, Andrea.......

How is the richest man in the world so fucking dumb?

Currently eating a pastrami sandwich bigger than my head.

Illinois took action to prevent and ban insider trading with online prediction markets in our state. The most corrupt President in our nation’s history wants to make sure states like ours can’t regulate prediction markets so his family and administration can keep profiting.

Great thread. Long but worth it.

please doctor, it’s his foot. it’s really loose

"How much money can I get if I trash this building?"

All you self-righteous scolds telling everyone how many more important things are happening right now than Colbert going off the air: congratulations on your inability to focus on more than one thing at a time, and thanks for straightening out our priorities by showing us your ass.

As a science fiction writer I really fucking resent tech bros for ruining the phrase "artificial intelligence." 80 years of it being all about cool androids and interesting computers destroyed by five years of "Spicy autocorrect making everything shittier for money." NEVER FORGIVE.

I think Democrats should come out and say Blanche's "settlement" and the Slush Fund generally is one act in a continuing January 6 conspiracy, extending statutes of limitation for another 3 years.

if a physical calculator did this the company that made it would go out of business

NEW — My first true foray into AI haterdom is about how those of us not convinced by AI’s inevitability are a real constituency worthy of a voice. Give it a read:

MAGA had a meltdown when 13 servicemembers were killed at Abbey Gate trying to evacuate after Trump surrendered to the Taliban. Now the Republicans think it's funny that 13 servicemembers have been killed in the GOP's latest Never Ending War in the Middle East. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

I realize this is obvious to most but allow me to rant: At the core of Trump's base love for him is a simmering resentment over their mediocrity and gratitude for him making it permissible to be arrogant whilst mediocre. Everything in this cult can be traced back to that. (thread)

God has apparently allowed Donald Trump to live another day and now he’s about to make that everyone’s problem.

Dem ad: Trump to America: "Fuck you, pay me."

Can someone explain this to me, because I really don’t understand: why do the rest of us have to follow the law

MORE OF THIS PLEASE

Maybe it'll be like New Coke and in three months or so they'll bring out Classic Google.

The whole premise of this "ballroom" is that you've got the nation's most secure military command center in the basement, and a top-security military drone installation on the roof, and between the two is an impossible-to-secure quasi-public space for foreign spies to have dance parties.

MSM, some quick notes: 1. It’s not a settlement (the case was dismissed). 3. It’s not a ballroom (it’s a bunker). 3. It’s not a library (Trump said it will be a hotel). It matters that you get it right.

Hi, tax law professor here. Trump and sons are NOT exempt forever (or anytime) from tax audits. Writing these words on paper signed by Todd Blanche doesn't make it a thing. In fact, I'm absolutely certain they'll all be audited in the future.

I finally figured out the problem with most Americans. They treat every mild inconvenience like an attack on their rights and every attack on their rights as a mild inconvenience.

He looks great for that age

man wonder what kind of stuff inspired the attack on the san diego islamic center

the name of your company became a verb you absolute morons, what tf are you doing literally every business to ever exist would kill for that type of integration in the public consciousness

I think this post broke the site, so I'm going to post a close-up of RFK Jr and Trump's rotting zombie hands so we can all scream together.

The worst Speaker in history is a delusional little pervert and some day no one will notice when he dies.