all of these people were picked, in part, *because* they had no real prospect of advancing past where they're at. trump's the only person who would promote them, and everyone — both trump, and the people he promoted — all know it. it's why they're all loyal to him. that was the point.

“When will my delusions be validated?” says the rapidly decompensating man with multiple psychiatric diagnoses.

Rep. Al Green Files Resolution to Impeach President Trump for Abuse of Power and Incitement of Violence and Death Threats Against Lawmakers and Federal Judges. Letter of Explanation: algreen.house.gov/sites/evo-su... Articles of Impeachment: algreen.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

Just taking a moment to seditiously, perhaps even treasonously, libel and demean “THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES" by saying that he is unhealthy, demented, and probably dying. Come and get me, coppers.

PReZnIT TUrMp vEry SMRT fak u

HE. IS. A. MORON.

Li'l thread

his ass ain't cashing this shit

I need you to listen to and share this story - of how Trump is preparing to abandon Ukraine in exchange for Russian money for his billionaire friends. It could be the greatest corruption of American foreign policy in our history. Russia gets Ukraine. Trump's friends get rich.

The university bought Claude AI for students to use. Here it is at work, denying that the East Wing of the White House has been demolished. Great stuff, academia.

This is why AI is fucking useless.

The President of the United States unilaterally levied a tax on all of us and is redistributing our taxes to a core segment of his supporters.

It remains weird that these people got elected almost entirely on the basis that eggs were expensive and Joe Biden sucked, but they seem to genuinely believe we must all be as offended as they are when a District Court tells them to stop doing one of their weird crimes

The President of the United States is dumber than a sack of hammers.

The future is building a humanoid robot at great cost to replace hiring a guy to hand out water bottles, then hiring a guy to remote control the robot handing out water bottles.

They stopped including me in meetings because I kept using words like "failure" and "doomed."

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

To be completely fair, the president's sons are not the sharpest tools in the shed.

You understand that the road from "blow up any boat we want" to "kill any Americans we want" is very short.

Republicans have tanked the economy and turned the country into a corrupt autocracy. But my NPR-loving neighbor has been giving me a hard time about my gas-powered leaf blower. I've never felt more politically homeless.

Pete Hegseth is a fucking twat.

Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.

If the 14th amendment only covers the children of slaves then the 2nd amendment only covers flintlocks

@democrats.senate.gov Why are you still confirming the judges he wants to use to imprison your members? You idiots?

John Roberts is the William Rehnquist of Roger Taneys.

I can tell it’s the holidays because a Subaru ad just made me cry.

Since when, Ka$h?

Going thru customs in India today: - Name? - Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin - Occupation? - No, those are self defence militias and Russia is not involved

The problem is almost nobody fucking asked for or wants AI, yet now it's in everything. No, I don't want an AI summary of my Google search. No, I don't want AI on my Zoom call while it's happening. Fuck off. Get out of my face. It's smothering me and thinks that's love. It makes me hate it more.

“You knew damn well I was a snake…”

"My buddy Steve, who doesn't wash his ass and calls women 'females,' whose last steady job was cleaning the 7-Eleven hot dog machine and he got fired, can't get laid. Here's 4,000 words about why that's the fault of Susan, a constitutional lawyer/supermodel who rescues puppies in her spare time."

Jeffrey Epstein was rich, but not powerful. When a rich man faces trouble, he can buy his way out — for a time. When a powerful man faces trouble, the witnesses end up dead before they can testify. The way Jeffrey Epstein did.

@democrats.senate.gov Why are you still confirming the judges he wants to use to imprison your members? You idiots?

Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke

This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves

Every time I start thinking I'll give Jeffries a break, he does something that reaffirms my contempt for him.

here is one of the obscure political strategies I became fond of at the very beginning of my career: say that you are good and that your opponent is bad

Dear Hakeem Jefferies: If you have nothing nasty to say about Trump, don’t say anything at all. 🤦🏻‍♀️

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social Learn something.

Sorry to anyone who thought Wokeness was annoying but as we now know it's the price we pay for a civilized society

As a thought exercise, is there a money-trench-dwelling, market-rigging, child-fucking greedwhore somewhere in federal custody that stands no chance whatsoever of being pardoned by this president?

She shouldn't have to keep doing this by herself. She is supposedly a member of a political party and every single one of her *colleagues* should be BLASTING the fascist in chief. ALL OF THEM. Where is the solidarity???

If I can get by without telling everyone I went to Harvard there’s no reason why other Harvard grads can’t do the same.

You can tell me "Merry Christmas," or "Season's Greetings," or "Happy Holidays." Doesn't matter, you're getting the same cold stare and the same muttering retreat.

Stop pointing microphones at Mike Johnson. There's no reason for it.

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AI is just a bad idea. Like social media, or air travel.