i had the basic talk about sex (where babies come from, how it works) but it was couched with a very heavy dose of "only between a man and woman after marriage" religious bullshit which did not do much for teaching us about safe sex or anything else. we got lucky we didn't fuck up as teens.

Reminds me of this classic from a few years back:

recently discovered that wikipedia volunteers have a hilariously high bar for what constitutes "unusual death"

This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.

The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.

Meanwhile in Canada

Hi, this is what Eric's mom made for his sister's Halloween party....... It's rice crispy treats. Eric refused to eat them lol but they were delicious

This account’s darkest day

After filming finished Falkor was skinned and cooked.

Need some Steve King for Halloween? Gotcha covered. THE INSTITUTE (MGM + thru AMAZON PRIME) 1922 (Netflix) GERALD'S GAME (Netflix) LISEY'S STORY (Apple+) And tonight: IT: WELCOME TO DERRY (HBO) You can find other stuff, too. If you're brave enough.

ideal social media is you see your friends posting about the fermented cabbage they ate today or the art or music they made and youre like thats so cool. an update on the lives of my friends and their gay little hobbies. and you decide to do your gay little hobbies in response

BREAKING: California has a new ballot measure that will charge a one-time 5% wealth tax on billionaires. It only taxes 204 people, but will bring in $100 BILLION to fund decimated healthcare and schools. 👏 I support this 💯

#ITWelcomeToDerry premieres tomorrow at 9pm on HBO Max.

I just want a fuckign cupcake man

HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW YOUTHS OF ISHGARD

I was looking for the movie 13 Ghosts cause it used to be a horror fave of mine but kept getting a 1960s version I had never heard of, until I realized that I had forgotten to account for early 2000s Kool 5pelling…

I just read HOT GIRL SUMMER IS OVER. TIME FOR SAD SLUTS IN SWEATERS. And I laughed. And put on my sweater.

the bar on what some of these dingdongs will accept is so low to the ground, they need a shovel to go under it :|

so my lower back decided that it was going to tell me to fuck right off today. i can barely move without it screaming at me.

While this federal administration has been busy empowering ICE to become, essentially, an extrajudicial militia allowed to disappear people from our streets, the Bay has been organizing. We will not be beaten down.

A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.

“I am not interested, nor will I ever be interested. I'm 61, and I hope to be able to remain uninterested in using it at all until I croak. ... The other day, somebody wrote me an email, said, ‘What is your stance on AI?’ And my answer was very short. I said, ‘I'd rather die.’” 🫡

now around these parts we enjoy a certain…delicacy. once you’ve had a taste it can be hard to be fully satisfied with anything else. in some parts of the world they call it “Long Pig” (I gesture to a pasture filled with the longest pigs you’ve ever seen)

The photo: The comments you will laugh at:

This is a useful thread, even if you don't think you'll need it.

"There is no right and wrong. There's only fun and boring."

just when you thought he was gone… vampurr returns, determined to stay until halloween! 🎃 www.makeship.com/products/vam... 🎃

*inarticulate Italian noises*

If you or someone you know is affected by the government shutdown and needs assistance with getting food, medicine or other essentials, here's a resource. Just put in your zip code and you will get a list of nearby food pantries and orgs that can help. Please share widely! 🥰 findhelp.org

From the Larchives: The Rocky Horus Picture Scroll. One of my favorite works. I had the assistance of an Egyptology PhD student to translate the Time Warp phonetically. Enjoy :)

Bay Area folks, get ready for ICE sweeps this weekend, look for actions to join if you're able. will post actions as quotes on this post. oaklandside.org/2025/10/22/m...

don't think i can work anymore today, lilith is currently sleeping on my work notes and i have no idea what i'm supposed to be working on woopsiedoodles.

When cats do the turkey leg ❤️

The perfect dog costume doesn't exi--

🚨 last chance to get vampurr 🚨 www.makeship.com/products/vam...

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

bye brain

Hi. Where do we sign up for a dull moment.

lol honey bad news the website's down so the bed cooked the children

If a guy unknowingly gets a Nazi tattoo, then later finds out that it is indeed a Nazi tattoo and chooses to continue to display (and defend!) said Nazi tattoo instead of having it blacked out or removed I am comfortable assuming that guy is - in fact - a Nazi. Hope this helps.

never even go partially nazi.

A reminder all: GO TO JURY DUTY WHEN YOU ARE SUMMONED Yes it is disruptive of schedules but these days, juries need you

We get signal. Main screen turn on.

We’re either dealing with tech bros who haven’t seen Total Recall, or tech bros who misunderstood Total Recall, and I’m not sure which is worse

No need to go far. #TheLongWalk comes home October 21.

Hey y’all! A cat rescue on the island of Oahu needs our help! Lucky Paws has only raised $577 out of a needed $5k to keep their important work going. Can you help spread the word? Donate a few bucks? Thank you! @jortsthecat.bsky.social @fishtopher.bsky.social luckypaws.org?fbclid=PAVER...

this is going to be my new mantra whenever someone pisses me off. word for word.

Not to be THAT dictionary, but… It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’ It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’ It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’ It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’ It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'

This remains the funniest way to hear about an internet outage, though.

cinnamon butt