Re: my last reposts “Do not put money in the pocket of a woman who has sworn publicly to use it to disenfranchise vulnerable populations” is the smallest ask imaginable. It’s not oxygen, it’s not food. It’s television. You can do without. There are thousands of other shows for you to watch.

Is this a good time to once again repost this Something Positive strip that Dear Uncle Randy made a few years back? Answer: Unfortunately, it is. It shouldn't have to be, but it is.

at no point was I able to accurately predict the next word

(hi, i really like movies. especially horror movies. it's kind of a hobby at this point! i love talking about horror movies and giving recommendations and am pretty good at the latter, since i watch so many across most of the subgenres!)

on the flip side, i watched this animated german movie that's been compared to "watership down" and "the plague dogs". the poster and plot description absolutely underplay how fucked up and gruesome and disturbing it is, even animated. "felidae" is not for amateurs, but i enjoyed how weird it was.

shout out to this absolutely gorgeous vampire movie from vietnam. what if twilight was actually sexy and well-written and had a plotline that wasn't an adult preying on a teenager. add in music from blade and some action sequences that feel like the matrix and well... you have daydreamers.

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

People who peddle that “only eat food your grandmother would have recognized” bullshit need to reckon with this

ghost house

Some good news out of the recent UN commission. Despite the US pushing for bigotry to be widely adopted, it was rejected. The fact that the US was using this commission on the status of women to advance their idiocy is truly abhorrent. I’m glad most countries didn’t budge.

When they go low, aim the flamethrower 20 degrees lower than your initial plan.

guy commissioning a bust of himself: how will you determine the shipping charges me: weigh a head of you

Return to the Territories--also known as Mid-World--this October.

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

what I think every time now

"but I need AI for my concept art and placeholder art"

Patrick Stewart admits popular music "has never played a big part in my life" and recalls how he didn't recognize Sting on the set of Dune

welp. not traveling by air until this shit is gone. :(

when i moved to california, i offered to drive my ex's car from toronto to san francisco. i brought my sister with me to share the experience. i had to do 100% of the driving since she didn't know how to drive stick shift. we drove for four days straight, no stopping outside of breaks and nights.

my robovac started at 9am, as scheduled, worked for two minutes, then decided to go back to bed. me too robovac, me too.

it is time to turn on the bad computer

The shop is open again and I HAVE GUILLOTINES. You could have a guillotine too. www.peculiarityshop.com/product-page...

In this economy?!??

I’m finding myself needing to get the tempura shrimp cat suit

my company is in retail and we sell things like consumer electronics or personal care products. for placeholders, i like to use kittens, because a) we're not going put kittens in a vending machine and b) KITTENS ARE CUTE TO LOOK AT.

Aesop: I TOLD YOU

Today is a great day to stop using Google for your search. There are a lot of well developed alternatives at this point! (I am doing this myself right now)

You know how in a library no one’s trying to sell you anything? That’s how the internet was.

Read this if you need a laugh.

A reminder to support your Librarians! www.advocate.com/politics/sta...

Jesus, they weren’t bloody joking.

Just the story of his name is one of the coolest things of all time

the vengeful pillow by Edward Gorey

will i am announces "The Thing That Kills You."

The only statue to a pest is in Enterprise, Alabama: the Boll Weevil Monument In 1915, the boll weevil wiped out their cotton crop, facing ruin, the farmers switched to mixed crops including peanuts and were shocked when they made more money. They erected a monument to the bug.

one of my most intractable and strident positions is that i absolutely don’t give a single fuck how much the USPS costs, expand their services so that it costs double, you’ll never get me to give a shit

it's friday y'all www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGgM...

i can never eat strawberries in peace. luna has to come up and pick them up by the leaves and drop them around. even when the berries are gone, she's still playing with and trying to eat the stems and leaves i've left in the bowl. STOP ROLLING MY BERRIES OFF THE DESK.

pouring one out in the barrens chat for chuck norris

people being horrible assholes online is not in fact justification for succumbing to rank bigotry of any kind, and it's nuts how many people seem to think it is. if you're willing to become a bigot because people were Mean Online, i think you already were one.

i will always appreciate photos of wild animals standing next to signs emblazoned with pictures thereof.

great. all my social media stuff is posting nice things about the famous guy who died and i'm sitting here trying to bite my tongue. even when i said something positive about it being fred rogers' birthday today, i got reprimanded to let people talk about their childhood heroes. fuck that guy.

Remember those secret bases the US had that got revealed cause people were uploading their running paths to a fitness app and it was hey check out this perfect polygon in the middle of the desert I ran

March 20th is Fred Rogers' birthday. Be a beautiful neighbor, or maybe even just spend some time figuring out how and planning to be the best neighbor you can.

Chuck Norris can get fucked. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_N... He supported banning marriage equality and the far right. The vibes are rancid.

Wife just told me this one: What’s the difference between Iran and Vietnam? Trump had a plan to get out of Vietnam.

it's kind of a mess: * death race 4: beyond anarchy * rounding * long pigs * worldbreaker (only one was good) #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched