Told my kids that I thought there would be flying cars by now, and they laughed at me and called me stupid. Happy New Year!

The dread when you get a parcel notification from them

When you look back, it's crazy how advertising Klonoa by making it sound like a sexually-transmitted infection didn't result in it being a huge success.

middle aged men online

should work a treat 👍

cw: weight When you step on the scales after Christmas.

this is never not funny

Boxing Day - 14:34 “I’ve been separating plastic from cardboard for the recycling bins for the last 400 hours”

new year, new me. He says between mouthfuls of leftover sandwich followed by another double helping of trifle and chocolate mousse

Christmas, is it? Well, that came out of nowhere!

And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday

A little Christmas treat. You deserve it

I could read shit like this all night

This is awful news. He was behind so many games that made me love this industry. Such a terrible loss.

goatse is like Michelangelo's David for the shitpost generation

Did a drawing instead of sleeping. Tomorrow’s me is gonna be pissed! www.instagram.com/p/DSi3KXDiNJ...

I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap

Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower

replaced

Our upcoming game The Hearth and Harbour is fully 2D, but with some neat tricks we’ve made it look 3D. Ethan, our environment artist, did this with a special type of texture called a Normal Map. (Thread! 1/7)

and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,

“I’m pushing it hard, and it hasn’t helped with efficiency, and most of the staff hate it, but apart from that, it’s AI”

moderate fog. be safe.

I sometimes get asked about career highlights and I could name some work I’m proud of, but really it’s when Danny DeVito discovered I used a cutout of him as a christmas tree

One of the good things about AI is that I’m fed up of seeing so much bullshit on social media, it’s making me use it less

Have you ever made something you’re so pleased with it makes you a bit lightheaded?

The Wonderful Christmastime video is a bit mad isn't it?

Big fan of the key art for that new Star Wars racing game.

Imagine spending ONE MILLION DOLLARS to show a trailer at this thing, only for someone (me) watching it in their pants to say “looks alright”

🎶Do you wanna build a slopman?🎶

MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported? NOEM: We haven't deported veterans MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea

learning how to fly so I can kick them all off

the prairies are incredibly pretty and if you try to tell me otherwise, i won’t hear it and i won’t respond to it 🙂‍↔️❄️✨ #art

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I love Elf on the Shelf, because it means that my kids can wake me up at 5am everyday to show me what he’s done, and I’ve got to muster up everything to sound convinced that I didn’t set him up 6 hours ago. Love this little rod I’ve made for my own back.

Had a quick look at the Nintendo eShop, and it’s disappointingly full of hentai games. I’ve got Christmas presents to pay for!

In case you were wondering what it’s like to boot a free to play mobile game in 2025

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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

Cannot wait to play this! youtu.be/l-ZQikZI7xY

It’s not a run if you don’t share it. Another 10 miler done with a new PB for 15K and 10 miles. A new pb for blisters on my feet too - 6. Holding out till Christmas for a new pair of shoes. Let’s hope my feet last

It’s a bloody good job that money wouldn’t have benefited literally anything else in the world over shit Habbo

What the fuck are we doing here, lads? (the ban, not the boycott)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

This photo looks like when someone is trying really hard to draw a realistic person, but they’re not good at it yet.

I propose a solution to our ongoing RAM shortage: