A few people informed me that an old post of mine was on the front page of reddit this weekend and whilst that’s cool I would like a fiver or maybe a sweet treat

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Fella at the offie asked to see my hairline instead of ID and he put my shopping straight in the bag

I can ask for ‘the usual’ at my barbers now so that’s exciting

We were supposed to be at the final show of Stage/Fright tonight. Sadly we are stuck in the snow at Aberdeen airport. Gutted we can’t make it but hope everyone going has the best time. Please message me to tell me who the special guest is I’m dying to know

There’s nobody I’d rather be stuck in a snow storm with. Dry Jan is out the window, we’ve finished the hotel’s supply of Tennent’s already.

Still stuck in the airport hotel and I haven’t got my laptop with me so this is how I’m sending clients ideas

Thanks to the snow we are stuck in an airport for the foreseeable but luckily we watched ‘Terminal’ the film where Tom Hanks gets stuck in an airport a few days ago so at least we are prepared

It’s the most wonderful time of the year

I can’t believe people are circling back

First commute of the year

I found a great spot to bleed out

I look like I’m starring in a detective series that will be poorly received by critics

Here’s your annual reminder to be nice to hospitality and retail staff they don’t owe you anything

One year I forgot to get batteries for my niece’s christmas present so the following year she got me this

It’s a bad day to be a mince pie and 16 beers

I have so much respect

christmas is great I’m eating twelve mini pies for dinner

They need to create a version of cracker crowns that fit around big heads every christmas I’m body shamed by tiny paper headwear

I’ve got a full christmas dinner followed by pints and a curry today this is what the holidays are all about

I sometimes get asked about career highlights and I could name some work I’m proud of, but really it’s when Danny DeVito discovered I used a cutout of him as a christmas tree

The fact that none of the billionaires featured on this cover are wearing the correct safety gear is a pretty prefect analogy for those who rely too much on AI

Good morning to everyone but especially the Expedition 33 team

Not sure how to take this news

Haaland when I triple captain him

Someone I used to manage was giving a lecture at a university in Munster and he mentioned me I’m dead proud of him

I got a message from a brand asking if I'd make some funny videos with their product, so I gave them a search and this is their product. A multi-coloured 'Christmas wig'. I'm very tempted to say yes.

Been getting the train into central London for a year now and there hasn’t been a single weekday where the train is on time One of the most expensive rail systems in the world and it has never run correctly yet they keep raising prices

I’ll be sleeping till january after this

So tired of these adverts from Ricky Gervais that talk trash about London. He’s a multi-millionaire who hasn’t been on the tube for years. Anyone on the daily commute would give their seat to those in need. This doesn’t make anyone want his awful vodka. He’s not edgy, he’s a wet wipe.

How it feels to work past 4pm now that it's dark

IRELAND ARE IN THE PLAY OFFS

I’m about to experience cinema

My thirties are approaching at a perilous speed I just took pictures of the satisfying masking tape job I did at home so I could show my friends and family. Father Time waits for no man.

Forgot to change the doorbell back from a halloween scream so two jehovah’s witnesses just got the fright of their life

“What’s your Strava?” “What do you do 5K in?” Bro I don’t know I only started running so I don’t die the other day I stood up and my knees made a noise that led me to believe a car had backfired

Have a great sunday

Saw this in a shop and had to buy it immediately

Still thinking about Clare Balding’s head

Getting public transport when everyone is wearing Halloween costumes is great just a bunch of ghouls on the commute

A picture is worth a thousand words

“That’s from Assassin’s Creed”

I had a great time judging and presenting for the Social Media Marketing Awards, pretty glad they held it on a boat so nobody could escape my terrible jokes

Celia Imrie has been acting for 50 years and has won multiple prestigious awards but people will remember her as ‘the one that farted and screamed into a well’

Got served a clip of two people debating whether gardening is a real job. That’s someone who runs a podcast for a living telling other people they don’t have real jobs…

I presented an award in a room full of people I’m dead proud of myself going to get a kebab on the way home

I’ve been working with the social team behind Idris Elba! Actor, musician… football manager? Rukkas FC are a new team joining Ballers League this season. All about representing community values whilst causing some chaos. Can’t wait to see what we create each week!

Just finished up my first ever D&D campaign as DM and it was such a great experience. They all played as animals attempting to escape from a zoo. Over a year we laughed, we cried, we rolled dice.

The lion does not concern himself with suggested portion sizes

Hiking to justify the pints 🏔️