The lion does not concern himself with suggested portion sizes

Hiking to justify the pints 🏔️

We need to reintroduce toilet training to middle aged men you won’t believe how many I see not washing their hands

It’s important to try local cuisines when travelling

Free speech but you can’t be mean to us

Crazy how they built this without a single teams meeting

Here we go again

We found a dark souls boss in the wild

Let people take medical advice from trump this is natural selection at work

I’ve eaten my bodyweight in cold cuts this week tony soprano would be proud

Pulling up to the function in this

I’m so jealous he doesn’t know what a KPI is

government: we believe in free speech public: you lot are fascists government: no not like that

I’ve done a fair amount of work writing jokes for various late night shows and whilst I’m sad for Jimmy Kimmel I’m really hoping that every member of his team from wardrobe to writers are supported by the industry and get given work immediately

I don’t normally get a window seat so this was a real treat

Borderlands remains at the forefront of fashion in games

Thomas Skinner cheating on his wife is grim but the fact he’s 34 is the real shocker that man has aged like milk

Like many others I’ve been a Borderlands fan from the start and 4 feels like a return to the classic formula it’s so much fun plus the writing is great I think it could be the best in the series

Not sure how many of you still have facebook but let me tell you it’s wild over there right now

Happy Borderlands 4 day to everyone celebrating

During a tube strike everyone is turning to bikes for their commute so Lime put this out ‘Good service on all Limes’

Yeah we still want to see that list

Keir Starmer saying “there can be no justification for political violence” despite the fact he just had the president of Israel round for dinner

Three years ago some people were paying £50,000 for a picture of a cartoon monkey

It’s ok officer I’m an FBI informant tasked with drinking ten cans of stella in a tesco car park

Somewhere an ITV exec is desperately trying to book Angela Rayner for I’m A Celeb

Finally got the record player set up which albums should we buy?

Trump making his announcement

The one person in a zombie film who is clutching their arm:

Sunday service

Donald Trump returning to press conferences

The pope was a warm up JD Vance has moved onto his next victim

Social media managers after being asked to ‘jump on’ the Taylor Swift engagament news

There are too many viral videos these days I remember when watching fenton would keep you in the cultural loop for a month

I’ve made it

I bought a stylophone and I’m going to be insufferable

Weapons was great

Really grim to hear the mary wallopers were shut down over a flag, but attempting to silence them has only made them louder. It’s headline news across the country. Thanks for getting the message out @victoriousfestival.bsky.social

It rained so I did what any rational person does and made a stew

The Sekiro anime looks incredible

Kebab at the pub on a monday we are so back

I see the vision

JD Vance had 23 cars escorting him whilst he’s on holiday but it’s your plastic straw that’s killing the environment

Three things in life are certain: death, taxes, and Jeremy Clarkson posting the same joke every year

It’s so rude there are other people driving at the same time as me

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Filled an entire green bin on my lunch break monty don fears me

This is how your email finds me

Easy for brands to jump on a trend but taking the time to mock up an IRL poster for the final boss of Ibiza makes this stand out more fair play

LinkedIn is a wild place