Not sure how to take this news

Haaland when I triple captain him

Someone I used to manage was giving a lecture at a university in Munster and he mentioned me I’m dead proud of him

I got a message from a brand asking if I'd make some funny videos with their product, so I gave them a search and this is their product. A multi-coloured 'Christmas wig'. I'm very tempted to say yes.

Been getting the train into central London for a year now and there hasn’t been a single weekday where the train is on time One of the most expensive rail systems in the world and it has never run correctly yet they keep raising prices

I’ll be sleeping till january after this

So tired of these adverts from Ricky Gervais that talk trash about London. He’s a multi-millionaire who hasn’t been on the tube for years. Anyone on the daily commute would give their seat to those in need. This doesn’t make anyone want his awful vodka. He’s not edgy, he’s a wet wipe.

How it feels to work past 4pm now that it's dark

IRELAND ARE IN THE PLAY OFFS

I’m about to experience cinema

My thirties are approaching at a perilous speed I just took pictures of the satisfying masking tape job I did at home so I could show my friends and family. Father Time waits for no man.

Forgot to change the doorbell back from a halloween scream so two jehovah’s witnesses just got the fright of their life

“What’s your Strava?” “What do you do 5K in?” Bro I don’t know I only started running so I don’t die the other day I stood up and my knees made a noise that led me to believe a car had backfired

Have a great sunday

Saw this in a shop and had to buy it immediately

Still thinking about Clare Balding’s head

Getting public transport when everyone is wearing Halloween costumes is great just a bunch of ghouls on the commute

A picture is worth a thousand words

“That’s from Assassin’s Creed”

I had a great time judging and presenting for the Social Media Marketing Awards, pretty glad they held it on a boat so nobody could escape my terrible jokes

Celia Imrie has been acting for 50 years and has won multiple prestigious awards but people will remember her as ‘the one that farted and screamed into a well’

Got served a clip of two people debating whether gardening is a real job. That’s someone who runs a podcast for a living telling other people they don’t have real jobs…

I presented an award in a room full of people I’m dead proud of myself going to get a kebab on the way home

I’ve been working with the social team behind Idris Elba! Actor, musician… football manager? Rukkas FC are a new team joining Ballers League this season. All about representing community values whilst causing some chaos. Can’t wait to see what we create each week!

Just finished up my first ever D&D campaign as DM and it was such a great experience. They all played as animals attempting to escape from a zoo. Over a year we laughed, we cried, we rolled dice.

The lion does not concern himself with suggested portion sizes

Hiking to justify the pints 🏔️

We need to reintroduce toilet training to middle aged men you won’t believe how many I see not washing their hands

It’s important to try local cuisines when travelling

Free speech but you can’t be mean to us

Crazy how they built this without a single teams meeting

Here we go again

We found a dark souls boss in the wild

Let people take medical advice from trump this is natural selection at work

I’ve eaten my bodyweight in cold cuts this week tony soprano would be proud

Pulling up to the function in this

I’m so jealous he doesn’t know what a KPI is

government: we believe in free speech public: you lot are fascists government: no not like that

I’ve done a fair amount of work writing jokes for various late night shows and whilst I’m sad for Jimmy Kimmel I’m really hoping that every member of his team from wardrobe to writers are supported by the industry and get given work immediately

I don’t normally get a window seat so this was a real treat

Borderlands remains at the forefront of fashion in games

Thomas Skinner cheating on his wife is grim but the fact he’s 34 is the real shocker that man has aged like milk

Like many others I’ve been a Borderlands fan from the start and 4 feels like a return to the classic formula it’s so much fun plus the writing is great I think it could be the best in the series

Not sure how many of you still have facebook but let me tell you it’s wild over there right now

Happy Borderlands 4 day to everyone celebrating

During a tube strike everyone is turning to bikes for their commute so Lime put this out ‘Good service on all Limes’

Yeah we still want to see that list

Keir Starmer saying “there can be no justification for political violence” despite the fact he just had the president of Israel round for dinner

Three years ago some people were paying £50,000 for a picture of a cartoon monkey

It’s ok officer I’m an FBI informant tasked with drinking ten cans of stella in a tesco car park