All hell can’t stop us now.

He did it again for the 5 year anniversary

(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture

Went and got curious about AI. I'm not going to do anything disastrous with it. I just want to make concepts I can bring to a real human artist, to pay them to make the final product. Where do I go to learn how to set these things up on my own PC?

and he fucked a pig

Trader Joe's Exec1: we'll sell lots of really good stuff at good prices Exec2: that doesn't sound at all evil. We're a big company, we're supposed to be evil Founder1: we are going to have the most inadequate, cramped, badly designed parking lots in the fucking world Founder2: ok that works

trying everything i can to tamp down my sneaking suspicion that "they're running out of sauce"

President Trump just sits in his chair and watches.

Unfortunately they can't reopen the government because they forgot the password and then when they tried to do a new password it said "New password cannot be the same as old password"

some reporter PLEASE ask Vance if he agrees with his guiding intellectual light Curtis Yarvin that anarchists arrested by ICE are entitled to endless dick/pussy

@jay.bsky.team Just a few reminders: you owe your customer base to the choice of making Bluesky a safe place where the mods and staff are accountable for their actions; and we your customer base are already accustomed to leaving social media spaces that don't remain safe for us

White supremacy is not a “legitimate view.” Vilifying migrants is not “reasonable debate.” Eugenics is not a “controversial belief.” Genocide is not a “justified action.” These are all examples of violent racism. We should recognise this basic fact and reject such politics unapologetically.

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

✊🏾 #ONEV1 #Pinks 🌸 #Voices4Victory

This is illegal

*Deflates you small and thin*

The president is lying

Even after all that, nobody cares about Charlie Kirk. Just poof and he’s gone. It’s honestly astounding just how little martyrdom he acquired

Hegseth to generals: if a picture of you in a speedo doesn’t make me wanna jerk off, you’re out

"treat your men as your own beloved sons and they will follow you into the deepest valley" - sun tzu; the art of war "what is this faggot shit?! you're a warfighter, son! hit him! hit him!! drop and give me fifty, fat boy!" - pete hegseth; podcaster

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

It's becoming clear that this is not an administration that is popular or skilled enough to do the consolidation needed to implement actual fascism, so they've decided that constantly creating fascism-flavored content is good enough

The flew the entire military leadership in so they could see for themselves that the Secretary of Defense is a mouthbreathing dipshit and the Commander in Chief is a senile, weak old man who might keel over at any moment.

"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians." "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians." "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians." "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

nostalgia is a prison. 'IP' is where creativity goes to die. there are infinite new games in the ether waiting to be discovered. bury your dead and fix your hearts

"the Democrats are weak, corrupt losers who transparently believe in nothing" is a horrific perception for the public to have of the opposition party under a noxiously unpopular president, and Democratic leaders have thus far evinced zero interest in rebutting any part of it

oo wee oo i feel just like bonzi buddy

"Abolish ICE" is the compromise position. you're not allowed to talk about the actual position

Apparently a lot of ppl needs to hear this #bskycensorship

They've lost the 9yos

I hate Obamacare, I’m more of an ACA guy

autistic transgender lycanthrope here,

It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

"hang on, I'm just defining pornography"

it really is something how obviously Charlie Kirk's wife did not actually give a shit about him lol. i know everyone grieves differently but damn

STEPHEN MILLER: you have no idea what you have awakened. we will save the West. we will turn darkness into light. we will rise like a phoenix from the pit of fire and EVERYONE ELSE AT THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GAME TABLE: ROLL THE FUCKING DIE ALREADY

I consent to all the most NSFW content people want to post. I can scroll past, mute, block, whatever I choose. We already have the tools, we can choose, that's the point.

DO NOT participate in #blueskyblackout2025 I'm nsfw artist and other nsfw artists are asking you to SHOUT! Bsky wants to censor us so the worst thing we can do is censor ourselves! Publicly shame them, use the feedback button, and post about it using the tag #bskycensorship Silence is compliance!

You know as well hashtag #BlueskyCumout would be both very fuckin funny but also impactful if it gets to trending Because again Fuck censorship

When people say "if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear." the correct response is: "I need privacy, not because my actions are questionable, but because your judgement and intentions are."

MASS EFFECT was right about journalists with "reasonable concerns" and the surname Jilani

Tom Homan took a bag of cash from an undercover FBI agent the right way. by Ezra Klein

Furries literally helped make Bluesky. It’s no exaggeration to say the Bluesky is only as successful as it is because furries migrated to it en masse. Telegram is the same way. Without furries posting their porn here, Bluesky will go the way of Tumblr. This is a plain fact.

Anyway, here’s your form of consent, Bluesky.

Long haul yall, it is making a difference. We don't know how we're affecting things behind the scenes until we know.