Republicans keep trying to kill Obamacare while their own districts are clinging to it like it’s the last lifeboat on the Titanic.

This is beyond dumb

Can we just start calling what he is - a Nazi wannabe??

Racism. The answer is racism.

They just get dumber by the day

I went to the Trump Kennedy Center Honors Cursed By The Monkey’s Paw and all you got were these 1500 words of observations www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

Trump has been awarded a peace prize by FIFA, the global soccer organization. I hereby retire from satire.

We shall call him "Sleepy Canks"

he's fighting for his life in this meeting

When you stayed up too late shitposting.

I’m waking up tomorrow, in December and 🐻⬇️

Orangina isn’t looking so good

Donald Trump & Pete Hegseth are too stupid to realize this, but their over-the-top response to Mark Kelly's video guaranteed that *far* more people in the military would hear its message than had they ignored it.

First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.

North London is red. Arsenal are six points clear at the top of the Premier League ⬆️ Soak it in, Gunners ❤️

But he looks really, really good in Red and White

the nail salon is playing a Gwen Stefani Christmas album in its entirety & I want to chuck a toaster into the foot bath of this pedi chair

Queue up Karma Police

We’re being lead by idiots

Not wrong

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I’m confused as to how the design and execution of this tariff policy wasn’t flawless. 🇺🇸

He’s fucking dumb and we waste so much time pretending it’s always something other than “Trump is fucking dumb.”

“We talked to a bunch of leaders of businesses of all sizes this weekend. All are scrambling — even panicked — after all their planning was upended. But Trump and his Cabinet showed a real disconnection from the economic chaos unfolding coast to coast.” - @axios.com www.axios.com/newsletters/...

“There is only one thing worse than fighting with your allies, and that’s fighting without them.” —Victor Hugo We’re entering the “worse” phase.

Bill Ackman is 200 S&P points away from going on CNBC and announcing his pronouns

Even Hellsite has its moments. 👏🏼 @jonfavs.bsky.social

What the actual fuck??

Houston - Duke has entered "take me drunk, I'm home" time

“What happened? You helped elect Donald Trump you fucking moron” - @timmiller.bsky.social

Auburn has the been the beneficiary of some very generous officiating #NCAAFinalFour

Tourism is a huge economic driver and a pillar of Florida’s economy—foreign visitors contribute some $15Billion annually Sayonara to all the hotels, restaurants, businesses, & public programs that depend on that $ Lifting tariffs won’t fix this. Who would visit a country that jails foreigners?

We are watching the White House version of Icarus. He will be his own undoing. We’ll feel some very hot wax drippings…but we know he’s going straight for the Sun.

I was just on the New York subway last week. It is kind of scary.

Exactly

Once you notice it, it’s impossible to stop noticing they’re an entire population of white dudes with daddy issues.

Love this

The Lithuanian president showed up to honor dead American soldiers as their remains departed his country. The American president did not show up to receive their remains as they arrived in the US. He had a golf tournament to get to.

A group of senators is attending the dignified transfer in Dover today of the four U.S. troops who died during a training exercise in Lithuania. The group includes Senate Minority Whip Dick Durbin and Sens. Duckworth and Coons. Donald Trump is golfing.

Republican arrogance, cruelty and “let them eat cake” vibes, all embodied by one smarmy cocksucker - Jim Banks.

American companies quite literally lost one trillion dollars in a single day but on the other hand Dave from accounts receivable doesn't have to worry about using they/them pronouns when he sees Leslie in the break room

We're fucked

Wow, this is truly scathing.

I am comforted that the people who love tariffs are going to get them, good and hard. Republicans in Congress had a shit sandwich to eat with Elon and DOGE. Now they’re utterly, absolutely eating a full fecal buffet.

Oh, this is gonna make the rounds. 🤡 #PenguinTariff 🐧

JESUS RUBBERNECKING CHRIST ON A CRACKER THIS MAN'S BRAIN IS COOKED INTO OLD PUDDING