Coyotes were chasing something🎃💀💖 Volume up! #spookyseason #coyotes #halloween

Gobble gobble

Thank you @microsoft.com , the Microsoft Store really hit it out of the park with this Crocs Collab. The bag feels so nice, and the clippy jibbitz is everything childhood me could ask for.

You didn't get your autism from your mom who treated her headache while pregnant. You got it from your dad who can name every model of airplane made since the 1900s.

Checking to see if there are other Baddies at the function before I go

The Lord works in mysterious ways (read: frangible ammunition)

Haven't played Genshin in months since I've been absorbed with Marvel Rivals, but since they've updated content for my boy Bennett I am updating it and uhhh, I don't think they want me to play 😂

I'm home, showered and horny~ Otakon was amazing 🥰

New nails selfies 🤭

When someone says they love Krypto, and they clearly aren't talking about the Superdog it's VERY annoying when people pretend to be out of the know. You know EXACTLY what I mean when I say I love Krypto. Don't be dense! Anyways, who else loves the super classic game, Krypto?

I just came twice to the thought of me holding my mans cock hostage at the entrance of my womb, while begging him to cum in me.

mcdonald's forgot my hash brown and i didn't check 😫😫 should i become right-wing about this?

I’ll watch Stephen Colbert wherever he lands.

“Superman is too woke!” Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:

I could never live anywhere but the USA. Not because I'm particularly proud of how my country is being run, but because no other country has the same handsome fat men per capita 🤷🏼‍♀️

the only thing I have in my purse is 3 labubus

I'm so normal and chill. You should all just keep posting beautiful thirst traps of yourselves. Nothing to yearn abt here boss. You can trust lil ol me.

One thing about me is I love a good rigamarole. Give me lengthy tasks, give me tedium. Gimme gimme.

Everyday 💙💪🌊

Strawberry Moon!! 🍓🌕 #Moon #StrawberryMoon

The other app is very normal and not weird at all.

me & you, btw.

i can't believe they'd call out bisexuals like this

Intriguing book post today from @titanbooks.bsky.social 25 short stories from @claymcleod.bsky.social Published 9th September 2025.

How am I supposed to enjoy my meal if I don't have my drink?

Hoppy Easter every bunny!!

it's 4chan 9/11

people don't like when you put words in their mouths, but they like it even less when you put ping pong balls in there

I used to laugh at the "I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread" Bilbo line, but boy do I get it now

Happy Valentine's Day everyone 😘💖

How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million. How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65 Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?

According to his team, #Luigi loves the memes, letters, etc!

Just bumped into an old friend.

Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish.

Re-upping this. We need experts in media literacy & stewards of the freedom to read now more than ever.

Are the last remaining gagged scientists on the CDC H5N1 response team resorting to trying to send messages in a bottle snuck into wildfire reports?

The only immigrant trying to destroy the country.

The worst part of a man in power ruining our lives is that he's not even hot. A true tragedy.

Good news! The CDC Fluview map is still active and getting updated (there were concerns it might have gotten purged). Bad news! Flu is everywhere.

Jesus fucking Christ, I hate men who speak for women. Trump is no different. Get out of here with this "Defending women" BS. Your mom should have swallowed you.

In the first of my Wicked reviews, we take a deep dive into Gregory Maguire's novel so I can get a few things off my chest. youtu.be/nwcANKtZkTs?...

A white woman recently took to TikTok in shock after being fired. She expressed surprise, believing perhaps that DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) hires were exclusively people of color. However, a lesser-known fact is that white women are the largest demographic of DEI hires in the U.S.

I keep hearing the individualistic cry of “survival of the fittest”. I have news for you. Pro-social behaviour is a survival advantage.

Excellent post

i love joining my cats for a midday nap so i can partake in their culture

The Yard and Ludwig's steam just ended, and my sleep schedule is totally fucked. But that was so worth it. Amazing 12 hours of content.

I present to you an exquisite drop of divine titties