Why the fuck did I have to fly to Anaheim to see an Orioles win in person???

Austin airport is the hottest airport I’ve ever been in, and I’ve been to an airport in Iloilo, Philippines

LOL...well done Giorgia Meloni !! #trump credits: x.com/nexta_tv/

also the line "I'm not a victim of racism. I am a tormentor of racists" goes so hard love vinicius

someone on the news was complaining that a weed dispensary was opening behind their house his lobster is also reportedly too buttery and his steaks too juicy fuck off dickhead

David Chase Confirms Tony Soprano Died At End Of Every Episode theonion.com/david-chase-...

Elon Musk Becomes World’s First Trillionaire https://theonion.com/elon-musk-becomes-worlds-first-trillionaire/

I appreciate how people are conducting themselves here

Fun fact—this is the end result of Jeffrey Epstein and Steve Bannon's stoking of GamerGate

So the games will be cheaper… right? Right? …right??

So, the Knicks definitely do better when Trump isn’t there, like all of us.

Tina Fey and Taylor Swift: We’re big knicks fans because we’ve worked in new york a lot! My uncle in Drexel Hill:

For Alt-Rock Dept, my column in @pastemagazine.bsky.social about 90s grocery store radio, I wrote about The Way by Fastball, donuts, and favourite things www.pastemagazine.com/music/fastba...

miss frizzle if she wasn't fucking around

I had a job interview at Agora once. I straight up asked them, "this is all a huge scam, right?" I didn't get the job. www.thebanner.com/economy/balt...

very happy to see that the oot remake sticks to its localized title in the german version

I made an episode of Chopped for charity: youtu.be/N_K0q1SPnpA

Trump takes a long blink during the NBA Finals

“Perps name is Donny T, goes by John Barron on the dark web. Real sex pervert, walks in on underage girls, sticks his hands in privates, total groper. My source says he hangs out at MSG.”

tell them there’s a sex criminal in the building

I was truly not prepared for a future in which the phrase "stolen compute from Chipotle's AI chat bot" makes any kind of sense.

I used to tell everyone about how awesome GoPuff is. Now that they have a Grok-powered assistant, they can go fuck off

eat my entire ass padres that’s what’s In you poop shirt losers GO PHILS BABY 🧹🧹🧹

This is kink shaming, during pride of all months? For shame Jersey Mikes

Fremantle just posted this embarrassing AI slop, because they don't have _any_ Family Feud assets available to them. hot take: if your company wants to use generative AI to create branded assets, you should have to forfeit the right to your copyrights and trademarks

Casting Directors are now using AI to generate casting flyers, and what's interesting is that either there is a blatant lie on the flyer (the high score at the end of round 3 does NOT win $10,000) or they just slipped a budget-breaking new rule to the game. either way, stop using AI to make flyers!

One productive lunch break later, and I’ve made the @taskmaster.tv and @alexhorne.bsky.social in @paralives.com! #paralives #taskmaster

To be fair, we have a president who cannot fully articulate anything

We have a president who took the nation into a war for reasons he cannot fully articulate, without a strategy for how to respond if Iran did the expected and closed the Strait of Hormuz, and without an exit strategy if Iran doesn’t surrender. Reminder that Congress can step up and stop this.

it's that time of year for @cory.anota.do and friends to run GAME SHOW MARATHON: 24 hours of game show fanatics recreating their fave shows and playing them for a wonderful cause in @childsplaycharity.bsky.social. Tune in June 6 but donate today! www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6cn...

Fun fact: the Coca Cola song of the game doesn’t limit votes so naturally I voted nonstop from the 2nd through the top of the 5th for Suavemente

From the stoop to the Yard From the Yard to the Sky Lord we lift your name on high

when the rav4th inning™️ is good

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

I feel so manly, going to Harbor Freight to get stuff to fix my house lmao

The news was confirmed by breaks my heart a little bit

my most cancelable hottest take is yeah kink can be a coping mechanism but you also still have to go to therapy about it

making the front page of Newgrounds

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

KAT WON. FUCK ICE.

I am begging anyone who says shit like this to look at places with legislative term limits to see how it's gone. Ohio has had them for 30+ years and it has led to rampant corruption, perpetual campaigning, the ascent of lobbyists, and the back-burnering of anything but the most gimmicky legislation.

This Last Meals with @altonbrown.bsky.social and Mythical Chef Josh is unintentionally a remake of My Dinner with Andre www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCFk...

josh harris…the new york financier?

That bounced double reminds me of this all-time banger:

that this woman sits on the “ChopraX Advisory Board, a wellness-dedicated venture platform and accelerator that sits at the convergence of whole person health” founded by deepak chopra, tells you all you need to know rebuilding after the business-first era ends is going to be hard but worth it

The Flyers got swept, finishing their season with an overtime loss at home, and yet the crowd still keeps chanting LET'S GO FLYERS for a team which over-delivered and remains on the rise. They're skating off to cheers. And yet nothing will dissipate the national reputation Philly sports fans have.

I was let go from my trivia gig today. I found out on social media because the owner of the place spelled my name wrong in the email address and the body of the email.