Gotta hand it to her… the devil works hard, but Candace Owens works harder. In the midst of war, she keeps things focused on business. Gotta keep Charlie looped in, given that she’s rolling out a series on Erika Kirk right now.

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You probably can’t personally stop the war in Iran today. Is there something you can do for your neighbors hiding from ice? For a trans person in Kansas? Any local aid orgs or rapid response networks? Phone banks? Anyone already doing good shit that just needs a hand?

Hey, all you folks who voted third party or not at all to protest Biden/Harris Mideast policies, good job!

I know this is the least of anybody's concerns, but one thing I wish for in a future Democratic administration after It Happens is for Mar-a-Lago to be taken by eminent domain and razed to the ground to make room for a museum dedicated to celebrating the contribution of immigrants.

this is horrifying. this is why they say death to america. because all we bring is death to their children and people

Kansas is Russia. Don’t go there.

Happy 14th Anniversary to one of the greatest moments in sports history

Trump’s approval rating: 27% America’s illiteracy rate: 28% The Venn diagram for these two groups is a perfect circle.

A computer took your place daddy.

The way so many people on this app are boldly declaring that a white man doesn’t have to empathize or show solidarity with Black men because he is disabled Nasty business

Dear @npr.org, The US won TWO gold medals in hockey at the 2026 Olympics. Please stop referring to "the" gold medal game and "the first gold in hockey since 1980" without specifying. USA Women's Hockey has won three gold medals.

sixers win

do you think jeopardy would've worked longer in the uk if they just renamed it "if this is the answer what is the question" and had Dara Ó Briain host it

Now USA needs one more sudden death, and you know who I'm talkin' about.

The only sudden death I care about is ➡️it⬅️

Alysa Liu telling 60 Minutes “I love struggling, it makes me feel alive” is a legit revolutionary statement from a Bay Area native in a time when copious amounts of time and resources are being put toward convincing us to opt out of experiencing struggle, friction and self-actualization

Olympic hockey overtime rules: - three skaters per team - if captured by a Temple Guard, a skater may surrender a Pendant of Life - if they have no Pendant of Life, the skater is removed from the Temple - if a skater recovers the Relic, all members of the team win a pair of British Knights - if a s

Oh my god the Phillies are on. THE PHILLIES ARE ON.

Normally not a fan of cute names for bills but there are exceptions to every rule

“Trump illegally stole $1700 from you” is a pretty great message, I can’t wait to see how Schumer fucks it up.

Biden would’ve been instantly impeached in a bipartisan vote if he put his face on the freakin’ Department of Justice building

White House staff right now are trying to patiently explain to our President, for the 50th time, that he can’t pardon Prince Andrew.

ok but how is the opposition party supposed to win over his supporters now, have they even thought about that

Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement

i think lots of people underestimate how badly these “AI” companies want people to be unable to afford computers. they view personal computing as a roadblock to their desire for complete end-to-end centralization. the fact that their tech is putting hardware out of reach is not just a happy accident

the fact that this fucking chud is ever given a second of peace in public is outrageous to me.

#Jeopardy UK with Stephen Fry axed by ITV after two series. More details: www.tvzoneuk.com/post/jeopard...

Because of the snow storm, some asshole slammed into my parked car and fucked the fender up. Because of the same snow storm, the body shop has been unable to work on the car I dropped off there almost two weeks ago. I’m going to scream.

A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy

butt plug with MIDI in / out

Curling is cool because you can’t really strategize much until it’s your turn so you get to talk it out loud

i want to apologize for the bad decision i made during my last interview when i spoke about the other bad decision i made when i cheated on my girlfriend did you hear nick castellanos was released by the phillies?

But what if someone invented a cat who could grab you the remote

This quote from Gelb’s story should be on the City Connects or the flag or the birth certificate of every baby born in Philadelphia

It’s not a withdrawal until ICE is abolished. I have neighbors everywhere.

Reminder, here is how Skeleton is scored: - the bones are their money - so are the worms - the bones equal dollars - they will pull your hair up but not out - all they want is another chance at life

‘Imprison all women’ may sound outrageous. But all of the horrors that are routine today started out as some ghoulish guy being allowed to say stuff like this without being beaten with hammers.

I think it needs to be on sight for this little prick

In a normal government, this results in the resignation of multiple cabinet officials (Transportation, Defense, and Homeland Security), and the closure or (at least!) radical reorg of the cartoonishly incompetent agency at the center of it: CBP. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...

He literally says in this clip that ICE will keep in Minnesota “quick reaction forces” — a military term — to go after “agitators.” Remember that those on the ground in MPLS have spent more than a week trying to tell everyone that Trump’s prior “deescalation” was a ruse and ICE is still operational

(whispers) pitchers and catchers report today

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

“If all the names in the Epstein files are released then our entire system will collapse.” Works for me.

“Who is buying ‘Melania’ tickets?”