it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax

Boy, I don't know. Obviously Bluesky should take action against threats of violence, but I don't see any world in which an obviously hyperbolic post by a world-famous comedian about dropping Megyn Kelly in a woodchipper for downplaying Epstein's predations on teenagers is a ban-worthy threat.

nothing that starts past 8pm please

Fucking Children: It’s Unpopular. But Just How Unpopular, And What Does That Mean For The Midterms? We Made An Ugly-Ass Infographic To Explain. We’re CNN.

It all would have been much easier if, as would have happened if we were remotely a serious country, it all ended with the Access Hollywood interview.

Jeffrey Epstein said Trump was worse than gross. Jeffrey Epstein.

every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites

honestly one of the most striking things about epstein's emails is the fact that the man, described in many places as "a genius," is essentially subliterate

Funniest thing about the Epstein emails is his all lower-case legalese in the footer of every one of them. "btw. don't read this if it's not for you. it's illegal. burn it and notify me immediately at my vacation gmail address. all rights reserverd"

A pedophile game show host and gang of third-tier comedians with podcasts helped the Nazis retroactively win WW2. You're not going crazy. This is what actually happened.

QAnon: The powerful pedophiles have invented elaborate codes to secretly discuss their crimes that require decades of interpretation Actual powerful pedophile: Hey Jeff hope this email find you well last week was great so when we meeting up to do pedophilia again

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism

I'm going through an old hard drive and I found this. Did I make this or did I rip this? I have no idea. Enjoy, Phillies fans!

nick nurse must give the most uninspiring locker room speeches ever conceived

McCain: injured thumb; permanently restricted to 5 minutes Barlow: lacerated by basketball, never to be seen or heard from again. Joel Embiid: knee cartilage replaced by bone on bone contact in innovative procedure; will play 50 minutes weekly Paul George: injured while clubbing is his 30’s; died

featherless biped

Joyce Carol Oates has inspired legions via @maiamindel.bsky.social

FUCK NO

baltimore artists... i am going to be looking for a home for my 2y old cintiq 16 setup and would love to give it to a student or aspiring artist in the city for free! if you or anyone you know might be interested," lmk! i'll do a more detailed listing at some pt but just putting feelers out

Strength United is Stength Multiplied.

I think I did the math right, but if the Eagles win their next 3 games and the Cowboys lose two in that same span, we clinch the NFC East

Things that make me perk up and smile, part 1: @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social saying "Here's the thing…"

"truly it was out of curiosity"

I’ve never hated a win more

micah parsons said GB only needs to score 20 to win and they couldn't do that tonight

"What's Kevin Patullo gonna dial up" is maybe the scariest sentence in the English language

No kings. No masters.

*big dom solemnly removes his kangol*

fair use kink; you can fuck me me whenever you want without a license as long as I am being used for criticism, commentary, satire or research purposes

Birds fan Quinta Brunson just gave Eli Manning the double bird on the Manningcast.

The President pardoned members of his private militia after they failed to overturn an election; they, in turn, pledge their support to him and urge him to use them to police civil society.

Blood Work?

When the Conservative Party in Korea declared martial law, the Korean Democrats knew if they didn’t send them to hell there would be no opposition afterwards. And look at them. They’re taking the ex conservative president and ensuring he never breathes free ever again.

@schumer.senate.gov you're a disgrace and you should resign

Hey just a reminder that it only takes 23 Senate Democrats to remove and replace Chuck Schumer as minority leader. They don't do it because the majority of Senate Democrats approve of the way he does politics.

The reason people think the Democratic Party doesn't actually stand for anything is because it doesn't.

Don’t fall for this shit. Primary every single one of them

I might be really high but I just teared up bc my cat was being insistent that he sit on my tummy and I can’t believe that a little guy like my cat would want to snuggle with me so much, I don’t deserve that love and I treasure it every day

we gotta stop with the tiny microphones. get a full size mic like an ADULT. you look like you’re at tea with a mouse

Just an FYI bc the headlines have been intentionally unclear: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson did not decline to force the govt to pay SNAP. The case is already before the 1st US Circuit Court of Appeals. She essentially paused the SCOTUS case until that court makes their ruling.

Another batch of Final Fantasy themed Psyducks, and this will probably be my last (For awhile at least). Which one's were your favorite?

here's something cool: the son of the letter carrier on Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood (McFeely) is a real letter carrier for the USPS and he's our letter carrier and he's awesome

Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.

I seem to remember whole congressional hearings about the terrible destructive force that is violence in video games and yet, there is a very strange quiet about an unregulated technology that coaches people to suicide.

His diaper and brain are mostly liquid