Bluesky right now.

Rizzs's grandslam call

GET OUT THE RYE BREAD AND THE MUSTARD GRANDMA

GOMS 🔱

GET OUT THE RYE BREAD AND THE MUSTARD

way to get out of that jam holy cow

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

in the darkness

I filled an old windex bottle with holy water and spray my ghouls with it anytime they misbehave

Reposting with alt text since this is going around again!

Bar sketches for the night

Yes your taxes should support disabled people. They should support homeless people. They should support those living in poverty, children and the elderly. This is literally the purpose of taxes, and I would far rather support those who need it than continue to enrich the elite.

Rest in Power, Miss Major.💔 On solidarity: “We can’t go it alone… I mean, you can try, and get knocked down and get up and try again, and get knocked down and get up and try again. But that’s how it’ll be, until somebody helps you up and says, let me stand with you.” truthout.org/articles/a-m...

"You make the best of it all and hope you can help make it a little better for the gurl after you." - Miss Major, 2023 💔

become the hot goth gf you want to see in the world 🦇🖤🏳️‍🌈

a witch’s potency is not determined by the size of their breasts, but instead the amount of yearning they inspire.

PLAYOFF POLANCO

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Huge win, a lot of arms got some much needed rest

Speier fastballs stress me out

should've been a walk

humbly request that you watch this again, but ONLY the crowd

Holy shit indeed Cal

GOMS

crying acttaual tears

WE FUCKING DID IT!!!!!!!!!!

there is nothing in the rules of baseball that says that a game has to end

squad goals

your daily reminder that hope is a floatation device- grab it with both hands 🖤

MVP

NAYLOR STOLE 3RD OMG

3 ground outs let's go

i’ll never get over this

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

unless we're subsidizing EVERYBODY having these things--not just access, but ACTUALLY HAVING these things--i don't think we get to deny them government services like public transportation because they don't have these things. "but there are good reasons for--" I don't care I said what I said

sites cooked beyond help. they told us that we had to do our own moderation and then they remove the capacity for us to moderate. rules for them, consequences for us. woe to those who cast out the transsexual

TWO?!?!

Extra innings, extra beers

In case you missed it, here's Aaron's call of Julio's HR. :)

LET'S GO

That was a walk

That's gone in the kingdom 😭