nem mondom, hogy reggel van meg, de az irodai egerembol az elemet vettem ki a dongle helyett es csodalkoztam, hogy nem mozog a kurzor

r/raisedbynarcissists I (14m) visited my father (48m) recently after years of no contact due to him being a narc, and it turns out he only sent for me because he needs someone to pilot a robot.

superb journalism, thank you aftermath

U.K. Weighs Social Media Ban Of Everyone Except Old Men Who Grow Big Vegetables https://theonion.com/u-k-weighs-social-media-ban-of-everyone-except-old-men-who-grow-big-vegetables/

az jo, hogy ok orulnek, mert en nem :'D

I don't know why I have this photo on my phone but I'm glad I do

Perfect ("satirical") summary of the AI bubble. The whole thing is gold: www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ai-...

tudom, finnyás vagyok és miért merem kritizálni új urunkat és védelmezőnket, de mondjuk pont mp konkrétan semmit nem tett azért, hogy annyian kint legyenek a pride-on, szóval lehet nem kéne ezzel a csalánnal verni más faszát, már bocsi a furcsa képért

olyan finom malnat ettem uzsonnara, megvadulok

utoljara a Le Manst neztem magyarul, ugyhogy a sarkanyos baratok kozt is szinkronosan indult el, kibaszott jumpscare

kedvenc nyari kajaim fozom a heten: chlodnik, tokfozelek, lecso, remelem egy zoldbablevest is tudok majd kesobb

Cabo Verde has two more points at this World Cup than Italy

Pausa de hidratación

Onigiri is like if the metric system had a specific unit of measure for “snack”

az izgalom a tetofokara hag, rendeltem egy elektronyos pizzasutot a lidlibol

Nippon Sangoku évadzáró let's fucking go

sajnos nem tudok Lundgaardnak nem drukkolni, mert túlságosan hasonlít életem első szerelmére😩 #indycar

Palou negyedik, hat befosok #indycar

mi a fasz te jo eg #indycar

neeeeeeee szegeny Armstrong😭😭😭😭 #indycar

amiota megvan a kanapem, a szemelyisegem legalabb 75%-a abbol all, hogy fetrengek rajta

"Expecting me to read books and look up words is discriminatory" is for sure a viewpoint that crops up online, and it's very important to make fun of it every time

‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms. ‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms. But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…

vettem egy pakk lidlis panachét és nem ízlik, help

reflecting pool girl summer [trying to change myself and making it worse]

"Its swimsuit season", I whisper, eating another swimsuit

Found the most powerful image on YouTube

a pennys sóskaramellás-popcornos pálcikás jégkrém sajnos szörnyen addiktív

Children’s picture book character Pandorobou (the Bread Thief) is a a mouse who disguises himself as a loaf of bread to sneak into bakeries and steal fresh bread.

John the frog

The problem is not “work from home” as a concept — it’s managers and executives who don’t know how to build a strong team culture & enable people to build meaningful relationships (both laterally and vertically) in a remote/flexible environment.

🍒兄さん

A lot of you would enjoy the magic of cinema more if you took estrogen

"fool me once" is spanish for "fool me eleven"

pattintottam egy 0%-os radlert, nyomtam be zenet, roffentem a kindlit a kanapen, fuck yes

I do love that AI inadvertently confirms that our brains work like a muscle, too — use it or lose it. In this way relying on AI is like using a robot to lift weights, like running a marathon in a Honda Civic. You get nothing out of it.

mindjárt pattan az egyik kedvenc ételem, egy büdös nagy zöldbabfőzelék

nagyon kene egy ilyen az irodaba

Broke: midsommar is a movie about bad relationships Woke: midsommar is a movie about white supremacists Bespoke: midsommar is a movie about how grad students should be killed

Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal

hianyzott, ja nem

Wow that spider has freakishly long and slender legs. Lets call it daddy