installed a dvd drive to my pc today

Trans rights are human rights always and forever.

playing #chungusodyssey with my boy brett. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 (i don’t have twitter. 🗿)

For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit

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It may bring comfort to remember that he is all alone. Nobody loves him. He will end tonight in a room by himself, in the dark, completely miserable and unfulfilled. He will go on his website and share racist memes and try to mock those who disparage him. But it will only make him feel worse.

Stop Being White

sippin down orange vitamin water and bouncing off the dang wallsssss

It’s actually so much easier and cheaper to just love your children

Today I found and ate a 4-leaf clover

lets go fucking ape shit

warioware always and forever goated

More THE NICE GUYS doodles. It came out 10 years ago this week. It was the first movie I saw in theatres after moving to Chicago, which means I moved to Chicago 10 years ago, and I feel very normal about that. Anyway if we can't get a sequel can I have money to draw their further adventures.

Alien: And how did you run out of water? Earthling: Machines drank it. Alien: Machines. Earthling: We had to feed machines the water. Aliens: So the machines were holding your planet hostage for water. Earthling: No, we made the thirsty machines. They worked for us. Alien: End communication.

So glad instagram makes these ai-generated questions about posts pop up for no reason

someone take me out to a ball game for christ's sake

Marvel has just announced that legendary comic book writer Gerry Conway has passed away at the age of 73. Sending my deepest condolences to Gerry's family and friends.

We pray you never appear in @jacobgeller.com's dreams. Don't miss the new episode of The MinnMax Show for a surprising amount of Tom Cruise discussion with special guest @lilkombucha.bsky.social - youtu.be/FxL7WeTn92g

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

Project Hail Mary, I love YOU. 🛰️🪨💫❤️‍🔥

I wonder when Poilievre will cross the floor to get away from Poilievre.

! This thing is available on the eShop now, for the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems!

#Supergirl lands in theaters and IMAX June 26.

sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect

An underrated Miyazaki classic #LGM

or if you want a GOOD fantasy project that DOESN’T directly support the most famous TERF in the world, wait for The Legend of Zelda next May

They’re called Meta Glasses because if you’re wearing a pair everyone assumes you’ve never meta woman.

Every day I get closer to dressing like Im bloodborne

“WOW, bro! DLSS 5 looks amazing!” DLSS 5:

That's just straight up NOT Grace Ashcroft. Fuck AI.

Wiggler Wants Wingstop

Leon...

Mr X finally speaks up. #ResidentEvil #ResidentEvil2 #LeonKennedy #ClaireRedfield

dee dee megadoodoo

“Never” sounds good, let’s go with “never”

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M&Ms CEO: 'most, if not all' meals can be replaced by M&Ms within 12-18 months

Mogged by the lord

Inconveniencing and endangering a huge portion of your users because some people can’t be bothered to raise their kids properly and you want to sell data is one way to make sure your company goes the way of the dodo. Fuck you, @discord.com. 🖕 We don’t want your excuses. We don’t want it at all.

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English” my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

Fucker Bowl

From Bad Bunny's #SuperBowl halftime performance.

I think we should bring back Paul Blart: Mall Cop poster edits, genuinely a top 3 memes of all time for me

'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once