can’t stop calling anyone on jeopardy who answers an even slightly hard clue correctly “ball knowers”

called kapp’n a turtle in an article and acnh fans want me dead

Wrote about how everyone in the original Animal Crossing thinks you’re a moron as part of the @polygon.com dramatic entrances collection! www.polygon.com/animal-cross...

the unfortunate curse of writing pieces about animal crossing is that then all I can think about is how badly I want to be playing animal crossing

i pit the sims 4 vampires and werewolves against each other to determine once and for all who’s stronger 🧛🐺 www.polygon.com/sims-4-vampi...

I finally got to ask @mrmuto.bsky.social a question that's been on my mind for almost a decade: how did Mitski wind up in Adventure Time? www.polygon.com/adventure-ti...

I interviewed @mrmuto.bsky.social about the new season of Fionna and Cake, including its banger new theme song, all things Huntress Wizard, and the future of the Adventure Time universe! www.polygon.com/fionna-and-c...

Hugely exciting news for the NYVGCC!! Very stoked for this

I got to write about Celia Imrie farting and saying “pussy” on The Celebrity Traitors lmfao www.polygon.com/traitors-us-...

using slack at my new job as god intended, talking to @marioprime.bsky.social about taylor swift

Some big career news! After nearly four amazing years at @screenrant.bsky.social, I've accepted a writing job at @polygon.com! I'm eternally grateful for all the amazing memories I made while at SR, and can't wait to make new ones in my new position 💖

I reviewed @blippo.plus from YACHT and @panic.com for and it’s one of the weirdest and best experiences I’ve had in a long time - review is here! screenrant.com/blippo-revie...

are you burned out on balatro? i’m here to help 🃏 screenrant.com/best-deckbui...

HORSE GIRLS ARE RUINING MY LIFE!

my tales of the shire review has arrived!

turning my brightness all the way down as i play the horse girl game at the airport bar

my review of the sims 4 enchanted by nature ep is here! screenrant.com/sims-4-encha...

my roundup of summer game fest has arrived 🫡 screenrant.com/summer-game-...

hey all, i just got laid off from my job. i have 10+ years exp in social media and gaming- worked for polygon, gamespot, rooster teeth, inverse. besides media, i’ve spent the last year working w/ devs to help market their games. if anyone has any leads, i’d appreciate you sending them my way.

i interviewed @davidgaider.bsky.social and Katy Nethercote to talk about @summerfallstudios.com’s new demonic roguelite deckbuilder Malys! screenrant.com/david-gaider...

at one point this guy also called musk “space captain elon” truly just a caricature of a person lmfao

4 albums that describe my musical taste (this was SO difficult to narrow down)

nice

this barbie cried at Barbie

sure why not, banger picture of yourself

introduce yourself with a book, movie, and album (i am insufferable)

obsessed with this little peach-loving guy

yesterday i did an intense workout while watching the folklore long pond studio sessions and it might sound like those two vibes are incredibly contradictory but i honestly cannot recommend it enough

a 90s photo without context 👑

happy fancy toast friday

absolute favorite moment from reviewing the sims 4 horse ranch: father winter came to my ranch party, then someone fucking died and he was cowpoke dancing and did not stop as the grim reaper arrived and took the dead sim away 🤠

This is by far my favorite quote from someone who found out their neighbor is a serial killer

covered the mission: impossible red carpet last night and still can’t believe it happened

i do find myself going on this app more and more but the chaos of twitter during a taylor swift release week is a siren song i cannot resist

is this the kind of social media where we do silly little selfies or nah

this one is quite niche but i loved writing about it as someone who watched it play out in real time on the forums https://screenrant.com/sims-3-girl-doll-dressed-item-scary-cursed/

FINALLY COPPED

seeing everyone joining threads after i just made an account here yesterday