Chiquitita & Vamola visit Area 51 #DanDaDan #ダンダダン

Proud of myself for not freezing up when my toddler asked "Dada, why do things break? Why do bodies hurt?" out of nowhere Not sure if my answer was any good but hey, I had one

She sure is

i truly hate that the language of business has come to define all government functions. like "oh the mail has to make enough money to justify its existence" fuck you its a public service

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electric bills across the country looking like an exponential graph because we have to pay for a wrong machine that tells depressed people it’s cool to hang themselves

Welcome to SPY X FAMILY, where every character has a delightful secret! The daughter's a secret psychic! The dad's a secret spy! The mom's a secret assassin! Annnnnnd the brother's a Stasi agent who secretly wants to bang his sister. Sigh.

Anyone who says a phrase like this has never paid any attention to or cared about the mothers of his children. Tough it out? Oh my god fuck you, you insulated lazy asshole

Uraraka Ochako

I hate the weird mime guy in Elmo's World so much

call people on the phone once in a while. Not because you have something specific you need to talk about, just to talk to them.

Genuinely think anyone going "these have always been the rules" just assumes "I think that stuff is icky, so it must already be against the rules" If you inform them that's not the case it becomes "well it SHOULD be against the rules"

its now illegal to post this

Possibly Too Mad about the TOS horseshit but in these times of trouble where arbiters of normalcy insist they know better than us and vow to root out queer perverts, I would like one site to go "extremely weird userbase, you can be as weird as you want, we will not police thought crime." ONE SITE!

Getting into anime from 2002

Ok did some VC bros invest in the app or something? What're we doing here guys

Priest: the Lord be with you. Me, in Mass for the first time in months: and also with y-- Everyone else: and with your spirit Me: (Echoing) FUCK

my smaller son answers every math problem with "2" so we asked him "what's 32 divided by 16" thinking we'd have a new party trick and he said "fishies"

Bruh

This is the material I come here for

Fuck yeah, Chiitan

you know the real problem with everything these days? nothing is cool. everything sucks.

Oh my God oh my godddddddd they're really turning this into a "the queer furries are to blame for ideologically driven violence/online radicalization" thing aren't they oh my GOD

Wake up everybody, new Coolest Guy in the World just dropped

I'm trying really hard to balance one of the big lessons of my Catholic upbringing: everyone deserves grace and pity, even people who hate you, to abandon that is to abandon hope VS The guy who got murdered enabled and encouraged a lot of harm to lots of people I love.

carl sandburg was the first one to say "shut the fuck up about chicago, you don't live here" www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazi...

This upsets me and delights me in roughly equal measure

Mentally screaming "hold on to it" and searching for a pen like Lenny from Memento after a parent introduces himself to me

All dogs are gay, but cats are bisexual

Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

held

Sedation dentistry is no longer weird. Phone cameras are really good. The price of solar panels has dropped by tens of thousands. Southern white rhinos, giant pandas, Arabian oryx and Stellar sea lions are no longer endangered. And, I can testify, modern cancer treatments are fucking amazing.

I wish some of the people shocked that anybody could laugh over Kirk's murder could grasp that when someone is relentlessly cruel to multiple demographics, is the face of a movement that proudly spells out how much it likes watching you suffer...some folks are gonna laugh when they die

Ah God damn it this one got me

This immediately sprang to mind when I heard the news (for obvious reasons given my recent book). I think Gamergate will be studied by historians (assuming we have any of those left in the future) as not just an inflection point, but a flashing red warning sign that people didn't want to see.

I'm halfway between this and my old Catholic hope that most everyone deserves grace/can find redemption/that reveling in suffering hurts the soul Like he was objectively a rotten bastard, but I feel gross laughing about his public execution, but it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy...

Holy shit y’all did you hear that Char Aznable said he was going to drop an asteroid on Earth

Oh. He died. Shit.

Me: iPhone 17? Bah, I have my 16, and there's nothing that could make me switch iPhone 17: I have a square sensor so you can take photos in portrait OR in landscape without rotating the phone 😉 Me: aw, fuck

Missing an El because you couldn't scan your Ventra card fast enough is like dying to an embarrassingly easy Saw trap

Whenever my son tells me to stop singing so I can sing whatever nonsense he's making up in his head

Indie Coffee Shop Barista Flips Out On Woman Who Keeps Ordering Frappuccinos