just choked on my beverage

“The $65 billion should be placed in an unmarked federal appropriations bill—if it isn’t, that will be the end of your precious Minnesota,” read the note, a handmade letter assembled from magazine clippings and sent with what ICE claimed was the severed finger of Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz.

It was probably a bad move to cast Jared Leto as Melania

NYT less insightful than a 9 year old 4chan post

You had me at 'featured writer for the Daily Mail", to be honest. Barely even made it to the highlighted text

I think we need a corollary to Betteridge’s Law where any headline beginning ‘Meet’ features someone you would rather not exist

Jared Leto as Skeletor, is it? Damn, I was hoping it might be a good movie

Everything Everywhere all at once with Big Naturals

I think we're past the point of 'Abolish ICE' now. I think we're firmly into Tribunal territory

Somebody really ought to have told me how good Farscape is. Already up to season 2. The Blakes Seven reboot we deserved

You're gonna have to get in line, there's plenty of people wanting to tell me to go fuck myself

wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place

I notice in the recent patch notes for dwarf fortress that catapults with ammo stockpiles attached to pastures will no longer catapult baby animals that haven't been born yet. So my /main/ question here is - does that mean you can fire animals that /have/ been born out of catapults?

I heard it was the plane toilet. It's why they don't allow you to use them before take-off. His bowels shot out of him like silly string

For all the “BlueSky is dying” haters it sure has the juice tonight. The memes and jokes are flying fast and furious and I’m here for all of it.

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

This is giving me a much needed endorphin rush youtu.be/I5XR48KLE8I?...

I knew you could convict animals and even corpses of crimes that happen in your fort, but I didn't know you could pull animals in for interrogations. This guinea pig is hiding something...

RIP Scott Adams. Thanks for five great years of Dilbert cartoons

I've printed out thousands of pictures of Rick Astley for the post apocalypse to put into cabinets and cupboards that i've already raided of canned goods

I don't think I ever realized before that you could catch various vermin in Dwarf Fortress, and then tame them. Half my dwarves are going to have pet spiders or grasshoppers. The other half already have pet cats. Nothing can possibly go wrong

well at least we don’t have to hear charlie kirk’s opinion about what happened yesterday so there’s that.

Job Interrupted: Baby shoes for sale, not haunted

Come to my arms, Rakust. My kindred spirit

Maybe my concept of Dwarf Fortress' 'Tone' is off, but I actually liked the new artwork before people got mad

"Mothers no longer seek ghostly babies" -another Gothic tragedy averted in Dwarf Fortress

Dwarf Fortress 53.09 is up. Lots and lots of routine fixes this time for lag issues, graphical issues, parents trying to pick up their ghostly baby, etc.

A pefectly serene dwarf, with absolutely no stress factors or unmet needs. Absolutely content with his life. This state of affairs will last until I unpause, and start the game

Yeah, I've noticed they do that

Good lord, I have a following larger than 97% of people on here? Y'all need to step up your game bluefacts.app/profile/wolf...

Imagine someone illegally abducting your nation’s leader and taking them away. Must be nice.

So does this make his chances of a Nobel Peace Prize better, or worse?

I've watched my share of Minecraft videos in the past, but the OP is right, this is pure cinema

Stared at this for quite a few seconds going '"Wine"? What kind of wine? What fruit was it made from?' before registering 'Oh, from grapes, I guess' I don't think I've ever seen /actual/ wine in the game before

Literally Angband, last updated about a week ago rephial.org

Mildly amused at this achievement on X4: Foundations, which requires you to launch the game once. Even more amused that only 14% of players seem to have that. What are the other people doing with their copies?

Good lord, this is how the dwarves have been dancing all this time? I guess dwarves are VERY passionate

So is this article an example of a good idea? I'm trying to get a baseline here

How is 'throwing' not a bar brawl move? Every movie with a bar brawl I've seen, someone either gets thrown through the window into the street, or over the bar, smashing the mirror and the bottle racks

Those new puppy sprites, though

Just put up Dwarf Fortress 53.07. Dwarves now have happy thoughts when you manage to defeat a siege. Also, we have hundreds of new animal portraits! And lots of other changes, listed here www.bay12games.com/dwarves/inde...

Oh, I figured out my one 2025 game I've played - Approaching Infinity, a rather nice little roguelike where you're the captain of a starship, doing Star Trekky things and landing on planets, and which generally feels like the spiritual successor to Starflight store.steampowered.com/app/551620/A...

I didn't mention my Spotify wrapped, but my most played album was the Dwarf Fortress soundtrack. So you know, there's no saving me at this point, fend for yourselves

Yeah, that looks about right. Particularly the 'dwarf' part

Tubthumping by Chumbawumba playing in the background

And this is why necromancers hanging out in your tavern in Dwarf Fortress isn't always a great idea.