Well, that was fun. With all the countdowns every news site had going, it was the closest thing we'll get to that Star Trek thing of the computer going "Life Support Failure in 31 minutes, 8 seconds"

I could go back to 1972, the year I was born, and tell you three "good", artistically interesting games for every year since, up to the present. Easily. I wouldn't even scratch the surface of how much good stuff there is. There's always been tons of shite games, too. That's not new.

René Magritte painting titles that sound like procedurally generated Dwarf Fortress tavern names

It’s not psychologically sustainable to spend every waking minute both terrified and embarrassed. It’s like being a civilian in Gotham when the villain on a tear is the fucking Clock King.

It's been a Hegseth-heavy news day, so to lighten the mood, here's a classic video of him hitting himself in the nuts with a skateboard from... yesterday

Although the list of things Herzog considers "empty and soulless" is a long one

I don't know if it's the corvettes specifically, but I've been having a blast in No Man's Sky the last couple of weeks, just tooling around in my space RV. Been a couple of years since I played, and I'd forgotten how chill a game it is most of the time.

I think they meant to put the quote marks around "Comedian", not "SAVE"

JD Vance needs to quiet down. You're the /vice/ president, my man. You should be taking a four year nap right now

Now, where have I heard that before...?

LOL

I hope Jimmy Kimmel doesn't say anything funny tomorrow

Fall? No, I always lie like this

GWAR filling their set with edgy, grotesque violence? Well I never

The Swedes have much to answer for

so funny they made a whole press conference about acetaminophen and no one told him how to say it

People are talking about how Trump came onstage at the funeral with fireworks going off everywhere, but I guarantee they had to talk him out of walking out onstage to YMCA

Tomorrow: Trump-brand acetaminophen, guaranteed autism-free

I mean, at Charlie Kirk's funeral, sure. I know I would

Brilliant timing for bringing Kimmel back. Anyone who's mad about it tomorrow is going to be too busy with the Rapture

Do we know what time this rapture is tomorrow? Do I need to get up early?

BBC, someone is going to get hurt if you maintain 'Classic Episodes' is... Matt Smith. Most likely myself from an aneurysm

"Please stop demonizing the President by reporting the things he says and does"

Charlie approves of the new rug. It was too straight, though. Fixed that

This game still surprises me sometimes #nms

Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch

Loooong leg

"Our chief wearables officer, Mr. Torment O'Nexus"

One of those days where I'm glad I've been everywhere I need to go

Dreaming of mice

If comedy is illegal then why did they cancel Kimmel

Just hanging out in the living room

The only thing Charlie Kirk had in common with Jesus is that Christians get mad when you quote him to them.

...well, THAT'S a starting a quest that's going to save a lot of time...

It's true, we all died last year. That's the twist folks, we're all dead, we're in hell

ROFL, you did nothing! You'd still be looking in chicken coops if he hadn't turned himself in

So is Helldivers a deep pit of fashy players, then? I've heard of it, but never played

Can't help thinking the lesson learned from all this is going to be "Wow, shooting a well known influencer gets you WAY more attention than just shooting up a school"

I told the lads what groypers are. They seemed unimpressed

An extra special “what the fuck is wrong with you” to all the theoretical Democrats who decided they needed to put on a holy performance grieving their good friend the KKK-level racist. You can express sympathy and/or disgust at the violence without groveling! Flags at half-staff, good god.

Fantastic total conversion mod of Dwarf Fortress here

Just remembered this one

Look, I wasn't ACTUALLY suggesting a one-armed man

They may think Bluesky users are being inappropriate right now, but it's going to be nothing once we determine if the shooter is smoking hot or not

How the investigation is going: