Every time he calls us "Dumocrats," we should be calling them #Rapeublicans.

Our living room closet door has a gap under it. I go to put the space heater away for the season. FIVE TOY MICE in there. Brand-new. I grab them, toss them back out. Charlie's still scratching at the door. I open it back up, he reaches his paw around the corner, pulls out a sixth mouse. #catlife

Okay, but how soon are you leaving and are you taking the other billionaires with you? (Also, #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles)

Cool. My tax dollars are going to pay insurrections for their hurt feefees when they fucked around and found out. Fuck Trump, fuck J6ers, and fuck all of his "allies". Also, fuck their distractions. #ReleaseTheEpstienFiles #ReleaseTheTrumpsteinFiles

I’m NOT excited and I’m NOT thrilled. I’m honestly scared to share this, but I’m not a coward. I have to show you what you helped us create. None of this would have been possible without your help, and we can’t finish it without your support www.launchgood.com/1948 youtu.be/D4qh1FAPEUo

Charlie was watching Dead End (2003) with me and fell asleep. Ted came in just as the movie ended. He was disappointed that he missed it, so we hung out and watched Dateline. #cats #orangecats #blackcats #halloweencats #palatecleanse #braincleanse

“Reyes chose to leave her son here with a violent murderer who took his life,” he asserted. I'm not saying anything violent should happen to acting ICE director Todd M. Lyons. I'm just saying that if it DID, it's clearly his fault for being a soulless dick.

18% of the population is over 65. 50 U.S. Senators are over 65. 33 are over 70. 16 are over 75. 6 are over 80. 50% of the Senate grew up during racial segregation. They do not represent us. Stop voting them in.

I was super into UFOs when I was a kid, so this is cool. Also, release the Epstein Files. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles U.F.O. Files Released by U.S. Shed Light on What the Government Knows www.nytimes.com/2026/05/08/u...

Help someone today. Anyone

Shout out to Uber for surge pricing during a disaster that took out thousands of cars. A normally $14 trip cost $50. Fuck Uber.

A story in three photos #hail #springfieldmo #storms

I can't decide if he's overcompensating for not having balls of his own, or if it's meant as a storage facility for the balls he's collected from all of his sycophants (and most of the Dems).

A shooting at the Correspondents' Dinner? DAMN that's crazy. Anyway...

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Whenever I order DoorDash to be left on my porch, I feel like a little gremlin, grabbing the food and scurrying back away from the daystar. #doordash #socialanxiety

I mean. I'm not saying it's faked. I'm just very heavily implying it.

Charlie loves the laser pointer. He will parkour off every surface to try to catch the red dot. When it's time to stop, I wait for a full-body pounce, then turn it off so he thinks he got the kill. Then I tell him what a brave boy he is, keeping us safe from the red dot. A hard-earned nap.

MAGA accounts are pushing Trump’s White House ballroom as the solution to last night’s shooting. A ballroom isn’t the problem here. Will every school get a ballroom to protect our students?

When you buy the cats a 24-pack of mice and don't put it away.

“I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE. ― Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

For the 24 years we've been together, I have called my husband "Bear" to the point that I occasionally have to stop and think what his real name is. He is kind and he stands up for women (he's 6'6" so he REALLY "stands up"). 24 years ago, I chose the bear. I know how fortunate I am.

A heavily accented voice just called me to let me know I've won 2.5 million dollars and a black Mercedes Benz. "How do you feel about that?" "I feel like you're a scammer and I have better things to do than talk to you." From a google number even. they're not even trying.

I'm glad I have bluesky access at work so I can feel the outrage all day. <3

There's a special joy in connecting with other people who know exactly who Toonces is.

In case context is needed: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D9N...

Dude admits what we all already knew about ALL of MAGA: "I'd rather worship Donald Trump than Jesus."

How handsome is Ted? #caturday #TeddersonEugeneBear #TedEBear

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I encourage everyone to follow Doug and the Business Cats wherever you can find them. www.youtube.com/shorts/hFyF-...

At work, we have these meetings. They're not big, and they're not mandatory. I went to them because it was enjoyable to talk to colleagues. Until the last meeting I went to. A colleague overseas (Jane) was joking about coming to the US for lunch. I asked her if there was still a travel advisory. 1/

My god this is SO fucking gross. Fuck every single person on this website and I hope they all fucking get arrested or beaten.

CAT RESPITE INCOMING My friend is considering getting a cat. I reminded him he'd never again poop alone. #cats #orangecats #1braincell

Okay, I know it's about a witch doctor who cursed him, but I'm still pretending it's about the other guy.

Here's Amanda Ungaro's response. She was trafficked to NYC on Epstein's plane when she was a minor. The modeling agent raped her and impregnated her, and used ICE to deport her. He's the same modeling agent who introduced Melania to Trump in 1998.

This is totally normal and sane. Some say bluesky is an echo chamber, and that may be true. But when the people outside the "chamber" support and condone this bullshit, I want nothing to do with them.

@possumeveryhour.io is a good palate cleanse, highly recommend 12/10

Exodus 20:4-5: "You shall not make for yourself an idol in the form of anything...". Isaiah 44:9: "All who make idols are nothing, and the things they treasure are worthless". I'm an atheist and I know the Bible better than these fucknuggets.

When we get our "two minutes hate" can we direct against Big Brother? #FuckTrump #FuckMAGA #NoKings #NoTyrants #NineteenEightyFour and also #EatTheRich

As much as we all want to see the 25th Amendment invoked (even a lot of Republicans), it's unlikely to happen. It would require Vance and the majority of his cabinet to agree he's unfit. The best we can hope for is Vance choosing a power grab over licking Trump's nuts. #Trump #Vance #25thAmendment

Yes, he backed down. We all knew he would, but couldn't be certain, given how fucking evil he is. But just the fact that he would SAY it, publicly threaten genocide... I know nothing will happen, they'll call him a brilliant negotiator, and go back to kissing his ass because they're chickenshits.

RAPID ACTION ALERT: WHITE HOUSE TONIGHT Emergency protest at the White House at 7 PM. This morning, Trump posted on Truth Social: “A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again.” He has set an 8 PM deadline for Iran to reopen the

Just a quick reminder that Hitler wasn't the only one tried at Nuremberg. Just something for the yes-men and enablers to think about. #WarCrimes #FuckTrump also #EatTheRich