36 days ago.

I’m gonna feel ridiculous when Fatso launches nukes and I don’t have any cigarettes.

Final rendering for Tramp Tower Library

Donnie during “executive time.”

I don't know who needs to hear this, but an economy controlled by a handful of oligarchs isn't a "free market."

We do not need DEI because we live in a post-racial society.* *May not apply to: Employment Education Housing Voting Criminal Justice Lending/Credit Healthcare Policing Environmental Siting Immigration enforcement. Car Shopping Club membership Or anywhere humans make decisions about other humans.

This guy’s the chief economic advisor to the president.

Black people are giving it these Confederates raw and uncut. This is how it’s gonna be now. You wonder what we’re thinking? It’s this. I believe this is activist Gary Chambers again in Louisiana.

When someone has a 63% disapproval rating and goes to a Yankees v. Tigers baseball game. Sound up:

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The White House:

I was forced to the back of the bus. This ain't theoretical for me. I lived this shit.

i know we’re supposed to be open minded and all but im not sure i can agree with the HHS secretarys plan for the government to kidnap minority children and put them in orphanages or give them to white people or whatever the fuck is going on there

I actually quit smoking for two months like an idiot while trump burns the whole world to the ground.

Someone left the cage door open and the Coultergeist crawled out again.

thinking we maybe should have been a little meaner to the confederacy after the war

Trump Sr and Trump Jr with their friend Craig Long, head of Florida's largest pedophile ring, who was arrested and charged today.

🚨Emergency Update 🚨 @theonion.com

Pete Kegsbreath claims the Iran war has cost $25 billion — that’s a lie. It has actually cost every American family roughly $765, not including all the related price hikes.

Brought to you by the letters: F U C K Y O U T R U M P

The US Supreme Court ruled today that Black votes are worth less than other votes.

Who’s shocked that the king of England is a piece of shit?

It’s kinda weird that me and the Mrs are considering dropping $500 to see the violent femmes because we didn’t spend $15 to see them in the 80s.

Every voter profiled in the NYT is like “if I had any clue what was going on I’d be a hardline democratic socialist. But unfortunately I’m a gigantic moron and stupid-beyond-belief turbo rube, and therefore I voted for the insurrectionist nazi pedophile.”

#PostSomethingEpsteinEveryDay #EpsteinFiles

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

Eric and Don jr. in prison would make for an amazing livestream.

The United States is still targeting and murdering people in the Caribbean.

They’re WONDERING? www.wired.com/story/palant...

Lol 🤣🤣

Fuck Corey Booker.

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. When trump loses power, his assets AND HIS ENTIRE FAMILIES assets should be liquidated and returned to the American people. .

For all of the interest in pretending that inequalities are a function of will or that structural racism is in the distant past: 12 million people were born in Jim Crow states before Jim Crow ended — and still live there today. Gift link:

It's tragic that the older Trump gets, the less time he has left to serve in the Hague

So the companies we paid tariffs to are getting refunds. Isn’t that double dipping?”

I enjoy smoking cigarettes. Is it insane to choose anything healthy while trump ends the human race?

Happy Saturday peeps! Enjoy! It is laughable. Sometimes it is beyond laughable! #PeteHegsethBibleStudy

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room. The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction. The Health guy collects raccoon dicks. It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

Here’s the thing to keep in mind about Trump portraying himself as Jesus; he’s all over the Epstein files, because he’s a pedophile rapist.

"A recent convert to Catholicism who has been openly coveting a dead man's wife on television has advice for the appointed emissary of God on this earth because well, he knows better." 🛋️ Who am I?🛋️

Since Trump has trouble distinguishing what someone in the medical profession looks like, here is a picture of a lifesaving professional.

AOC: Whether it’s people in the Epstein files still roaming free, or the president, a known rapist, continuing to occupy the White House, all of this has contributed to the normalization and the idea that incidents of harassment shouldn’t matter. And I think today was an important turning point