beck eleven
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Freelance. Felines. Feminist. Ōtautahi, NZ.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers
40 minutes ago
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Barnard Castle mum gutted after pair of tights she's worn for 19 years gets a hole
A thrifty Barnard Castle mum has worn the same pair of tights for 19 years.
https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/25851347.barnard-castle-mums-tights-finally-get-hole-19-years/?#
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Tim Onion
about 21 hours ago
And he turned out so normal!
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poorly drawn cats
about 4 hours ago
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Calculating the time I have to be in bed vs the time I have to meet a friend for a walk in the morning. It’s looking dicey. But it shall be done.
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Dylan Reeve
about 10 hours ago
I just realised I haven't shared the best TikTok video on here since I left the other platform!
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Traceism
about 6 hours ago
THIS! 💯
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Mark Baxter
about 13 hours ago
Science has the answer.
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Judi does the Monster Mash over treats! Poor Busty.
about 8 hours ago
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Queen Olivia III
about 13 hours ago
Do we have any contacts at the New Zealand meteorological service? I’m thinking it might be that time when I do my very special pride parade weather bit with them.
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I read some comments about Jacinda on Facebook and then I closed Facebook down. I’ve made the right decision. And they say the left is triggered. Hahaha.
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Juha Saarinen
about 14 hours ago
www.trademe.co.nz/a/marketplac...
"I have scrubbed this symbol of our love, and will now boil it to make mash for dinner because otherwise it'll go off and smell the rankest of rank." Yeah man. The kind of Valentine's offering I can get behind.
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https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/marketplace/home-living/food-beverage/fresh-produce/listing/5775108014
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DairymanNZ
about 19 hours ago
Well worth 60 seconds of your time! 😂😂
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Aaron Hawkins
about 16 hours ago
Incredible stuff. First they came for the foodways, but I said nothing.
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Kate Evans
about 16 hours ago
Some good news for anyone depressed about the world right now: the kakapo are getting it onnnnn
thespinoff.co.nz/science/13-0...
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Good news: It’s kākāpō fuck season
The world is going to hell in a handbasket but at least the kākāpō are going hog wild.
https://thespinoff.co.nz/science/13-02-2026/its-kakapo-fuck-season?fbclid=IwZnRzaAP7WJBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAo2NjI4NTY4Mzc5AAEeBclbuJQl2gbvyRWxRKGfqIDT3MoTV9M842fxvOjfqi7-05h4mRoSgcrdVvo_aem_zgHR_bht0aJqjenE3gyq7g
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horny muppet
over 2 years ago
I’m gf material (coeliac)
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Tze Ming Mok 莫志明
3 days ago
Every time Hayden does data journalism, he strikes a deadly blow at the heart of abstract numerical meaning and increases the likelihood that we will be forced to eliminate maths altogether
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Angry People in Local Newspapers
2 days ago
Our current favourite poet Annie has written another poem about going down the shops, yet no mention of her friend Trish and her shopping trolley (a euphemism for Mr Trish if ever I saw one).
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Chrissie Painting
2 days ago
Don't forget to vote for your favourite bug!
Bugoftheyear.ento.org.nz
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11:11! I dunno how but I so often look at my phone at this time!
2 days ago
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Cyn
2 days ago
Ōtautahi if you’re looking for a lovely evening out this week, check out this season’s Open Air Summer Shakespeare production of The Merry Wives of Windsor at Mona Vale. Bring a blanket or chairs and some dinner (food trucks also on site) and have a laugh. We really enjoyed it!
topdogtheatre.com
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Andrew Digby
2 days ago
The flightless
#kakapo
usually nest underground. Yesterday we found the coolest nest I’ve ever seen: Whetu was 3m above ground in a hollow rata tree.
#kakapo2026
#conservation
#birds
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Sassy Little Hobbit
2 days ago
This weird obsession right wingers have about how long it takes to count votes in NZ is so weird man what difference does it make? We are globally insignificant our election results don’t move the markets. You got something important to do that hinges on election results just go live your life 🙄
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tristam
2 days ago
i mean… every city considers itself hot shit. … but wellington may have actually achieved it!
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sallyp
2 days ago
People didn't believe luxon could bring us the big events, but who else could bring us Wellington Sewage Plume 2026
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Hot sewage in your area.
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Dawgbelly
4 days ago
Took a photo of my freshly groomed with Valentine’s Day bandannas on dogs just as Pip sneezed…
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The Spinoff
4 days ago
What it’s like to spend summer on a remote subantarctic island
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What it’s like to spend summer on a remote subantarctic island
'It feels like time is flying by, because everything we’re doing is directly in front of us... you can’t ever think too hard about the outside world.'...
https://thespinoff.co.nz/society/10-02-2026/what-its-like-to-spend-summer-on-a-remote-subantarctic-island
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@janeo3000.bsky.social
no broken noses tho!
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Elliott Payne
4 days ago
Another classic post-Homan day where around school dismissal time we get a flurry of ICE vehicles all across our neighborhoods. Today one vehicle led an observer to their own home and pointed at it. This is a sick game to them, but we won’t be intimidated and we won’t stop until DHS is abolished.
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In an exciting turn of events I’m going to see Lily Allen in October! I’m going to the dojo!
4 days ago
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It’s back.
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5 days ago
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Good. The last cicada just fucked off to next door. My brain!
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Tim Onion
5 days ago
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
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It’s cicada watching season!
6 days ago
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Effin' Birds
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Mike Dickison
7 days ago
A guide for Aucklanders keeping watch for yellow-legged hornets: 1. “Hmm, is this stripy waspy thing a hornet?” = not a hornet 2. “JESUS EFFING C what the F is that MONSTER, that’s he biggest wasp I’ve ever SEEN, NO Jaden KEEP AWAY, shit I think it has yellow legs” = hornet
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Rachel Barrowman
7 days ago
I do enjoy the Guardian style guide: start up verb; startup noun (as in business startup); star tup top-performing ram
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Noah Shachtman
7 days ago
Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.
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Hey, who was the Kiwi music artist who did songs for bubbies please?
8 days ago
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Saddest Three Cat Thursday in ages! Squid looks so jelly!
8 days ago
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠
8 days ago
irish government to require all pedestrians and cyclists to dress like this so that drivers will maybe look at them
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Andrew Digby
8 days ago
Three more
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nests found on Pukenui/Anchor Island yesterday. Here's Konini with her two eggs. We have found nests for 26 out of the 36 adult females on the island, with more to come in the next few days. It's a big year!
#conservation
#kakapo2026
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Dylan Reeve
9 days ago
It was difficult to believe this was a legitimate transcript of this interview... But it largely is.
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Kevin Hague
9 days ago
Teanau Tuiono just announced at Waitangi the launch of the Te Oranga Tohorā Bill, giving legal personhood to whales, honouring a request from Kiingi Tuheitia. Fantastic response!
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Catherine Robertson
9 days ago
What is te reo for 'Where do you usually go?'
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derek guy
10 days ago
not saying he's necessarily in the organization, but this skull face mask was popular among members of the Proud Boys a few years ago
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Watershitdown
10 days ago
Nats got their incel AI art bros working overtime...
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Sassy Little Hobbit
10 days ago
What do you mean that firefighter is being investigated? We used to be a proper dildo throwing country. Where are our traditional dildo values? I shudder to raise my child in this dildo-at-politicians void world.
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