Tonight I am one of the “responsible adults” at a 17 yr old’s party. I bet I see pashing and spewing.

#nzpol the question has been raised. I wonder if there’s consequences for making such serious statements without evidence?

the state of it, they even took their photographer out to stage a mock photo of them rocking up to a council building like they're heavies collecting rent arrears or some shit

Stretchy baby.

I guess one difference between me and Elon Musk is that, if I was gaming an AI to say these things about me, and everyone could see that I had done this, I'd have simply no choice but to set myself on fire.

Three Cat Thursday strikes again.

Does the NZ Police need reminding of how to deal with alleged sexual violence? Journalist Michelle Duff draws them up a basic checklist. YES, and how about the list goes to every CEO, Law Firm, HoD, the State Services commission, school heads, and male politicians throughout the country. #nzpol

Christchurch’s Cake-nic craze is here, with the second cake picnic in three months attracting 200 bakers.

Riveted by this piece. observer.co.uk/style/featur...

@apocalypseelf.bsky.social I have misplaced my glasses. Please advise.,

I like big butts…

Glad I thought to check the garden for strawberries today. This was all I found.

Tick tock…

"Questions to the IPCA at the time noted that it was understood the officer had been stood down pending an investigation into his alleged inappropriate behaviour with female officers." NOTE: female officerS, plural Yet the investigation has gone nowhere after THREE YEARS!!!

I’m a simple person. I wake up and have coffee, do the NYT crossword, wordle, connections and spelling bee. I could do these games on other sites but I like the NYT because of their font style and how they use my subscription to pay journalists who protect trump from being outed as a pedophile

This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both

Woke up too damn earl for a Sunday. This keeps happening!!

lol wut

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Three Cat Thursday begins again.

MY FAMILY CAN'T EAT FOUNDATIONS NICOLA

Three Cat Thursday begins again.

Cat is cowering under the bed. BAN FIREWORKS

Reasons I’d like to go to New York: Musical Theatre Musical Theatre Musical Theatre The Mayor Musical theatre Musical Theatre Musical Theatre

Just make it illegal to be homeless.

Forecast for 29deg tomorrow in Ōtautahi! Yoinks! 🔥

Do I need to call the fire service? Buster is so far up this tree!!

Hey. The band next door is getting better. Still fucking annoying and loud. But better.

This is who solved the Louvre heist

Foots!

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Kura Tāwhiti Castle Hill, Canterbury NZ #Nikon #GreatNZRoadie

Please please folks check your vaxx status & that of your kids. Measles is not “just a childhood illness”; before vaccinations it killed and disabled millions of people every year. Remember, your vaccine doesn’t just protect you, but those too young or too immunocompromised to be vaccinated.

Back on track! www.rnz.co.nz/news/busines...

Pissing down in Picton! Heading out to the Queen Charlotte walk tomorrow. Four days, 70km. I am woefully underprepared. But yesterday I drove a boat for like five minutes! Am a skipper now.

May I present a dramatic pigeon. Hawke’s Bay A&P show yesterday

Soft Cell’s Dave Ball dies aged 66: ‘He was a wonderfully brilliant musical genius’

A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.

If you’re still on Facebook, totally follow the “I BLAME pakeha” page. Fuck it’s funny.

So, these two can reach peace when it comes to post breakfast sleepy time.

People urged to watch for exhausted birds and blown away nestlings in wild weather

We have confirmed two new #measles cases in NZ today, with a Cook Strait ferry among listed exposure locations. Check your immunisation status (you need 2 doses of MMR). Book a vaccine: bookmyvaccine.nz Full details and exposure locations: tewhatuora.govt.nz/corporate-in...

Updating my LEGO White House

Food puzzle time for the smart ones!

The best sign! #nzstrike

Only in Dunedin do 20% of motorists have a chainsaw at hand when driving.

Giant pine trees looked as though they had been plucked from the ground, leaving huge gashes and gaping roots.