This looks important.

And he turned out so normal!

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Calculating the time I have to be in bed vs the time I have to meet a friend for a walk in the morning. It’s looking dicey. But it shall be done.

I just realised I haven't shared the best TikTok video on here since I left the other platform!

THIS! 💯

Science has the answer.

Judi does the Monster Mash over treats! Poor Busty.

Do we have any contacts at the New Zealand meteorological service? I’m thinking it might be that time when I do my very special pride parade weather bit with them.

I read some comments about Jacinda on Facebook and then I closed Facebook down. I’ve made the right decision. And they say the left is triggered. Hahaha.

www.trademe.co.nz/a/marketplac... "I have scrubbed this symbol of our love, and will now boil it to make mash for dinner because otherwise it'll go off and smell the rankest of rank." Yeah man. The kind of Valentine's offering I can get behind.

Well worth 60 seconds of your time! 😂😂

Incredible stuff. First they came for the foodways, but I said nothing.

Some good news for anyone depressed about the world right now: the kakapo are getting it onnnnn thespinoff.co.nz/science/13-0...

I’m gf material (coeliac)

Every time Hayden does data journalism, he strikes a deadly blow at the heart of abstract numerical meaning and increases the likelihood that we will be forced to eliminate maths altogether

Our current favourite poet Annie has written another poem about going down the shops, yet no mention of her friend Trish and her shopping trolley (a euphemism for Mr Trish if ever I saw one).

Don't forget to vote for your favourite bug! Bugoftheyear.ento.org.nz 🪱 🐛 🦋 🪲 🐞 🕷

11:11! I dunno how but I so often look at my phone at this time!

Ōtautahi if you’re looking for a lovely evening out this week, check out this season’s Open Air Summer Shakespeare production of The Merry Wives of Windsor at Mona Vale. Bring a blanket or chairs and some dinner (food trucks also on site) and have a laugh. We really enjoyed it! topdogtheatre.com

The flightless #kakapo usually nest underground. Yesterday we found the coolest nest I’ve ever seen: Whetu was 3m above ground in a hollow rata tree. #kakapo2026 #conservation #birds

This weird obsession right wingers have about how long it takes to count votes in NZ is so weird man what difference does it make? We are globally insignificant our election results don’t move the markets. You got something important to do that hinges on election results just go live your life 🙄

i mean… every city considers itself hot shit. … but wellington may have actually achieved it!

People didn't believe luxon could bring us the big events, but who else could bring us Wellington Sewage Plume 2026

Hot sewage in your area.

Took a photo of my freshly groomed with Valentine’s Day bandannas on dogs just as Pip sneezed…

What it’s like to spend summer on a remote subantarctic island

@janeo3000.bsky.social no broken noses tho!

Another classic post-Homan day where around school dismissal time we get a flurry of ICE vehicles all across our neighborhoods. Today one vehicle led an observer to their own home and pointed at it. This is a sick game to them, but we won’t be intimidated and we won’t stop until DHS is abolished.

In an exciting turn of events I’m going to see Lily Allen in October! I’m going to the dojo!

It’s back.

Good. The last cicada just fucked off to next door. My brain!

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

It’s cicada watching season!

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A guide for Aucklanders keeping watch for yellow-legged hornets: 1. “Hmm, is this stripy waspy thing a hornet?” = not a hornet 2. “JESUS EFFING C what the F is that MONSTER, that’s he biggest wasp I’ve ever SEEN, NO Jaden KEEP AWAY, shit I think it has yellow legs” = hornet

I do enjoy the Guardian style guide: start up verb; startup noun (as in business startup); star tup top-performing ram

Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.

Hey, who was the Kiwi music artist who did songs for bubbies please?

Saddest Three Cat Thursday in ages! Squid looks so jelly!

irish government to require all pedestrians and cyclists to dress like this so that drivers will maybe look at them

Three more #kakapo nests found on Pukenui/Anchor Island yesterday. Here's Konini with her two eggs. We have found nests for 26 out of the 36 adult females on the island, with more to come in the next few days. It's a big year! #conservation #kakapo2026 A

It was difficult to believe this was a legitimate transcript of this interview... But it largely is.

Teanau Tuiono just announced at Waitangi the launch of the Te Oranga Tohorā Bill, giving legal personhood to whales, honouring a request from Kiingi Tuheitia. Fantastic response!

What is te reo for 'Where do you usually go?'

not saying he's necessarily in the organization, but this skull face mask was popular among members of the Proud Boys a few years ago

Nats got their incel AI art bros working overtime... #nzpol

What do you mean that firefighter is being investigated? We used to be a proper dildo throwing country. Where are our traditional dildo values? I shudder to raise my child in this dildo-at-politicians void world.