There is no other explanation.

THEY ASKED THE "WOULD YOU RATHER FIGHT A HORSE SIZED DUCK OR 100 DUCK SIZED HORSES" QUESTION www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...

🎵🎶🎵 #magamorons

Call me naive but couldn’t we raise corporate tax by 2% over a certain threshold (& cut MP’s accom benefit) instead of squeezing money out of people in social housing, cutting sexual abuse prevention services, forcing schools to choose between a heat pump & a teacher aide (as per the Press today)?

"I am feline hear me roar. "Well, mew with intent. "Squeak dramatically, then."

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

The couch.

The extent to which the governing coalition wants and needs people in Auckland to be angry about three months of Level 3 Covid restrictions five years ago is remarkable. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...

Any more reasons to feel bad about investor landlords? Cause i have fuck all #nzpol

The Whom

I am incensed about this. What is it about having an educated population that ‘does not achieve any goals’? What were they? Scrapping Labour’s first year fees free policy was bad enough, but promising this only to rip it out from kids currently at uni who were 💯 relying on it is VERY BAD. #nzpol

Everlee Wihongi jailed by ICE for a month now moved to another prison unable to communicate with family or lawyer. Labour is calling on Foreign Affairs Minister to advocate with US govt for her release or at least she should be told why she is being held and able to communicate with family & lawyer.

My THIRD toenail just fell off from walking the Queen Charlotte last bloody October!!! When will it stop. I’m a living horror movie.

watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now

Eco or hot wash?

David Carradine bought so much weed he was known as "grass-shopper"

We are at the Split Enz show in the arena gods. I bought a merch tea towel with all their suits on it and then went to the loo and looked around fruitlessly for somewhere to dry my hands. You're holding it Danielle

I see the Hobson Pledge buffoons are now claiming InternetNZ is about to be overrun with brown people who will take your internet away and honestly, it would be nice if they actually read the constitution, understood what INZ actually does and all calmed down before they have a collective aneurysm.

Last night I had a bestie over and she’s not doing well mentally. One of the things we did was lay some cushions on the back grass and watch stars. That makes me feel good.

I grew a frizzle (Chrysanthemum sorry forgot real name)

I could not have said it better!!!❤️💯

Five year old me with pigtails for the school photo. Hahah. The cheek of it!

What The Luxon Years Produced, In One Picture

I’ve got two flies constantly trying to have a root in my hair!!! MORTEIN!!!!

Cat lady call out! Anyone r commend a good water fountain please?

Ok. I’m often late to things but have we been discussing New Zealand Spy, the TVNZ show? Just watched the first ep and cackled out loud.

1: Gardening is illegal. 2: We support the All Blacks and anyone playing against Australia. 3: We abhor vowels. 4: Blow on the pie. 5: Arrivals to New Zild must be asked how they're finding it. 6: When someone shouts "Tūtira mai ngā iwi" you must shout back "Aue" and offer them a place to stay.

A huge amount of work behind the scenes led to this change. Both inside NZ Blood and also from advocacy organisations and research groups like SPOTS. www.spots.org.nz

Luxon is Winston's squeaky toy at this stage.... #nzpol

Winston when he realised there was an email chain showing Luxon’s support for the war and his opposition to it.

Three cat Thursday but in video form. Squid absolutely loves a chat, so sound up if you want to.

A bestie just reminded me of the time I tried on an expensive pair of white boots when I lived in London and the zip and my calf got stuck in it for a panicky 15 minutes. I was lucky to be released back into the wild.

opinions are like assholes. you always have to hear your dads, and it’s the worst

Betty Wihongi said there had been a lack of support from MFAT, & she wanted Winston Peters to intervene. "Step up and do more," she said. "One, do something about Everlee, there has to be something the NZ govt can do, and two train your people… because the help we are getting is not the best" #nzpol

webworm can report that the new zealand government appears to be offering *zero viable support* to everlee wihongi, or her family, after she was kidnapped by ICE: www.webworm.co/betty2/

Shut up and take my money.

Be the disco ball you want to see in the world.

Kissy kissy. Fighty fighty.

Tootsies.

Taskmaster or Last One Laughing tho?

Thick Thighs Kills Ai

Late in the day but Three Cat Thursday has revealed itself once more.

@typenamehere.bsky.social why he so cross with me right now?

She just got home! Meowing like “what’s the fucking problem here?”. 145am!

If Old Mate Grabaseat had been nicer to the pilots one of them might be able to give him some guidance about nosedives

#kakapo Esperance with chick Elsie-A2-2026 on Whenua Hou. At a month old the chicks start to get coloured feathers and males will weigh around 1kg - not far off the mother's weight. But she's still less than halfway through raising them in the nest! #kakapo2026 #conservation #birds #wildlife

Squid is still not home. Dinner is usually at 3pm so I’ve got that v worried feeling. So can everyone do the Squid Come Home Vibes please and thank you. 😬😭😩