Sometimes it's hard being a person who likes horror movies but also needs to be in bed by 10.30pm. Look, I'm sorry but I'm not going to a 9.30pm screening.

My laughter at this is the grim, "oh, yeah, I know someone like that" kind.

Just out here living my best flirting and coquettery life...

Softy snuggles alert: The Warehouse has Bluey pyjamas in men's sizing and they are the softest thing ever. Bought a pair for kiddo and am seriously considering getting a pair for myself. www.thewarehouse.co.nz/p/bluey-mens...

The little forepaw WIGGLES on the way down the slide.

As a librarian, archivist, and historian, this is utter nonsense. Most materials - text, images, and sound are not in digital format and most are not catalogued or described in detail. Archives especially do not work that way.

Surely they've suffered enough?

This moment ⚡ "Well what I see is a maturing, as a country, through education." @taniawaikatolawyer.bsky.social 📹 @rt.hon.notmyprimeminister #ToitūTeTiriti #Aotearoa #nzpol

Kiddo’s breakfast innovation: Pancake burger. Two huge pancakes, bacon and scrambled eggs in between (serve with side of cheesecake flavoured Lindt balls). #mothersday

If you are having a hard day just remember there are dogs

I love everything about this. The heavy Ozzie accent, the dead-eye, straight down the lens stare, the AUDIO. I declare this a masterpiece.

Dr Singh: "I hope this message reaches everyone, including those who support NZ First." i do too but don't know how to realistically achieve that irl. but maybe someone in #nzpol has an NZF-supporting whanau member or acquaintance and the table below is something you can talk through with them? 🤞

A fuck you very much to the munter who left a box of assorted rubbish on my berm. Contents include McDonald’s leavings, what looks like a hand towel and broken egg shells.

The Simpsons.

In more "fun times" news, the insurance company person who was "handling" my claim may or may not have read my emails but certainly didn't make a start on any of it. They have been yoinked off my claim and new person is now waiting for the full police report to arrive which is up to 20 days' wait.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Mick Lynch "Nigel Farage is a racist." RT if Mick is right.

Major manu news!! On Monday, 40 tiny native pōpokotea (whiteheads) travelled from the predator-protected safety of the open sanctuary at Shakespear Regional Park to a restored coastal landscape at Mataia on the Kaipara. Full story here: ourauckland.aucklandcouncil.govt.nz/news/2026/05...

What The Luxon Years Produced, In One Picture

New British insults just dropped

A very flippant reason to hate this is that it’s the BSA who put together the “big list of all the swears people complained about last year” document, and can’t we just have nice things sometimes!?

Trees in Christchurch's parks and reserves have a replacement value of $386M. They store 90K tonnes C, sequestering 4K tonnes C each year. They intercept 165M litres of rainfall every year, reducing the burden on stormwater infrastructure. doi.org/10.26021/16387 #ecosystemservices #urbanforest

The contribution of sewing in the history of engineering often gets overlooked. In the early days of aviation, even well beyond WW1, the skin of the wings, fins, and rudders of airplanes were made with fabric, and most of that work was done by women.

The current AoNZ government

Hey siri what does joy look like

SUPPORT YOUR UNION.

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Today, the day of the Met Gala, the unionized workers of the Met posted this image to their Instagram. www.instagram.com/p/DX64ioYjecG/

The sun will rise in #Christchurch #NewZealand tomorrow at 7:24, 68 seconds later than the day before. It will set at 17:27, 78 seconds earlier than the day before.

Among the submissions was a letter from the Japanese ambassador to New Zealand, Makoto Osawa, which claimed it could “cause division and conflict within New Zealand’s wonderful multi-ethnic and multicultural society and between Japanese and Korean communities”.

It's giving Agnes.

Please stop buying Zuru toys for your children (or yourself). Aside from the awful environmental impact they have, you’re also indirectly supporting the ACT Party. #zuru #mowbray #nzpol #act #aonz Via Tee To.

Right. I just got my velvets and winter coats down from the top of the wardrobe and there’s a slow-cooker chicken soup on the go. Couldn’t be any more autumnal, frankly.

AI psychosis is just “I really think the stripper likes me” for guys who don’t leave their house

Treaty law expert Luke Fitzmaurice-Brown unpacks Goldsmith's sneaky skulduggery. #NzPol

This:

Now THAT'S a lady worth getting your head eaten off for, am I right, lads?

poems that changed your life: Ben Mirov edition

Happy International Workers Day

Canada is not an ethical nation.

It’s a perfect autumn day in Ōtautahi. Sunny with a little bit of crispness in the air.

I would expect winston peters to show better judgement after his *checks notes* 40 Years in politics *checks notes again* he has spent *looking at those notes in more detail* he oh… *checks again* oh god *furiously flipping through the pages* oh my god what

opinions are like assholes. you always have to hear your dads, and it’s the worst

the comments in this video killed me dead, rip me 💀

this is a 19 year old caucasian named josh

NEW TED LASSO ON 5 AUG. (don't even care if it's shit)

I'm contemplating not adding any of this onion to my salad. Might crack a new one instead.

Happy birthday, Dad. Wish you were here. You’d know what to do. Or at least you’d know what to write. ❤️