At Split Enz, it’s so old and grey here, it’s like a National party conference.

Guess who dropped the car keys down there…

I’ve been travelling btwn Wgtn and Chch a lot this year but I’ve fisnnaly started trying to make our Wgtn place cosy & my partner & brother wallpapered my bdrm this weekend… the wallpaper was supposed to be for Gov Bay but I bought it up here & it looks amazing with my headboard…

Morning!

God we’re fucked. A genuine climate crisis, a bunch of billionaire sociopaths playing endgame monopoly and the worst bunch of lily livered leaders in the world letting the US’s toddler in chief start a holy fucking war. I’m not getting up today.

Audrey 2 the strawberry

This is the 2nd toad purse I’ve seen at auction… perfect gift for a special someone…

I miss my pups. I need doggie company bad. I’m gonna start hanging around parks looking thirsty.

My partner just informed me he has a new crutch, something to look forward too when I get back to wgtn.

I went to make an appt with my GP, I know the clinic is short of two Drs, but I couldn’t get one until the 31st of March. What the fuck is happening NZ?

Looks like I’m back in Chch for a little bit. If you want to help me paint my house up speak now!

Your very own peace prize… auctions.Webbs.co.nz/lot-details/...

Pre sales on for Marlon Williams, I’ve got mine, you should get yours…

Theyre definitely shagging spiders, creating a a right wing human spider hybrid army…

If someone that you liked skills you that Jesus talks to them on the regular, like go here, buy this, yes its safe for you to eat gluten now, what would you think?

Dog people are the best people…

Just had to say over dinner “how about we don’t discuss the rape and abuse of women and girls on my birthday as a rule from now on”… the world is so dark you can’t have a nice anything anymore.

It’s my birthday today. I’m “I’m over birthdays just give me gifts on the regular cos I could go any day” old.

Took a photo of my freshly groomed with Valentine’s Day bandannas on dogs just as Pip sneezed…

It’s been years since I’ve lived lived in Wellington and you really do learn to appreciate the sun here don’t you. Unlike all of the rest of you who take it for granted.

I’d rather pay money to watch Melania than watch the new hot and sexy pop soundtracked Wuthering Heights.

After 13 years in Kāpiti then a year in Chch coming back to Wellingtons actual rubbish bags seems so archaic.

I went to a silent retreat this weekend, my absolute favourite thing apart from the peace etc was not having to make small talk with strangers.

Damn Catherine O’Hara was a genuine icon to me, I loved everything she did. And in recent years her character Moira became my home style guide. Pyjamas, waistcoats, a cashmere robe I saved and saved for, and brooches… she somehow managed to channel my idea of comfy perfection…

I have an amazing Dr, she never throws you out, every patient gets the time they need. I’ve been with her for 12 years and the one thing I’d say is I worry for her health, she’s overworked and exhausted.

The thing I love abt auctions is you’ll always see something that’ll make you go that’s unusual… auctions.webbs.co.nz/lot-details/...

Best house guest ever.

Now my partners stuck in Ed Sheeran traffic. What is happening to the world.

We’re in a 2 unit building and we had to ask the other owner for permission for our dogs which the prev owner got for us. We just found out after the deal was done she tried to change her mind but it was too late… she visited yesterday morning to tell me she has a 0 tolerance policy towards barking.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it another boring white guy in a suit?

November 7, I just like knowing there’s an end date.

Getting to know my new neighbourhood with these two, there’s two flag houses on the street one Toitū Te Tiriti, one rainbow, two small businesses in McMansions, 3 barmy dogs behind fences right next to the park and a butterfly landed on me. All in all not too bad.

Look who’s come to visit me in Wellington!

The difference between Chch and Wgtn in summer is in welly when you turn the heat pump on it’s to heat the house…

Wellington, home to the howling winds…

I’m abt to leave Chch and I’m feeling a bit sad. Told me that just over a year ago and I wouldn’t hv believed you…

I was in Wgtn yesterday viewing the little flat we’ve bought up there with the current owner, I hadnt seen it in person before, she said she left us some anti spider spray for the end of summer when the huge ones head inside. It’s that a good enough reason to break the contract?

Misty start to the New Year but I’m not complaining..

I’m gonna kick some dicks in 26!

I love the smell of petrichor on a summers afternoon during a thunderstorm.

Christmas night blobbing perfection.

Who else pocket dialed their electrician at lunchtime today? He didn’t have to answer…

Here’s my boys in their Xmas shirts, cutest gang ever… 4 wolves for life!

Merry Christmas everyone. We just said goodbye to our last guests and I feel light headed and hearted with love and good times. I hope you all have some of that good stuff too cos you’re cool & worth it.

I’ve seen pictures in mags of ppl having lunch on verandahs with amazing views and this year I got to host one. I’ve loved this year in Chch & the last 6mths in Ohinetahi. This time last yr I just wanted to go back to Wgtn and now I’ve got my wish but it’s gonna be harder to leave than I thought.

So I opened the card while mentally apologising, to see if the sender details were there. And the senders turned out to e massive Trump fans and were praying for him to deliver America. I put the card in the bin.

For the last few years, we get a Christmas card for a family that have never lived here & I don’t know in the street. I have ‘not at this addressed’ them. But last year, I decided to try and do better & find the sender…

The birds around here have diarrhoea. The berry filled splatters are intense. We’ve had to scrub them off our house.

All terrain spoodle…

Major Klutz