Such a cold and miserable day I've had to break into the block of chocolate I was saving for the declaration of WW3/deepest winter/the zombie apocalypse (whichever comes first).

This is truly the creepiest thing I've seen in ages. Brrrrr!

I want it on a t- shirt.

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Six Sixty-six.

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Puffin cam! What's not to like!

The Sheep Detectives opens tomorrow. I haven't looked forward to a movie as much since Paddington 2.

Apparently, during WWII in NZ, rubber was rationed to such an extent that farmers had to prove they had more than a dozen dairy cows to qualify for a new pair of gumboots.

It's still in good nick. One request, though. If it's saved could they put big sign posts showing the direction of exits. It is the most disorienting building to come out of after an exam or absorbing lecture.

Do you remember the days when we had one bath, one TV set, and there would be a serious discussion about who had their bath when after the announcer gave the evening's schedule of programs? It's a vivid memory of our household when I was growing up, evoked by making a Best TV programme list.

The Wire Our Friends in the North Young Ones West Wing Coronation St Bridesmaid Revisited This Life Cracker Six Feet Under Fleabag The Office Prime Suspect The Detectorists Happy Valley A Family at War Shogun I Claudius Great British Sewing Bee A Dog's Show Succession Borgen Country Calendar

The Best Place in the World. #BookSky

Tool library.

"But Mummy, she was mean to me!. I'm not going tobplaybwirh her anymore."

And that, frankly, is bullshit. The PCRF is a legitimate charity that has been funding aid and relief and food and medical treatment in Palestine for 35 years The kids have set up a petition to change the school's mind, and you can sign it here: www.change.org/p/organize-a...

LOL.

you just know somebody’s being called by their full name right now

Schrodinger's strait, neither open nor not open.

Not only good for bees but you can also eat the iron-tich greens, pckle the buds for faux capers, use the flowers to make vegan 'honey', dry the root and roast it for ersstz coffee. People are absokute idiots treating this as a weed! And downright criminal for spraying it with herbicides!

Say "weak on crime" again. I dare you.

Okay, who did this? 😂

THE DALAI LAMA IS WEAK ON MONETARY POLICY.

“You can’t possibly make the Cybertruck any uglier.” “Wanna bet?”

3rd cat in a box

Greatest. Correction. Ever.

It's not often you can say you were assaulted by your own dinner, but here we are. I opened my freezer and the solid projectile shot out and clipped me on the knee. It's now sore and swollen. The knee that is, not the dahl makani - that was delicious!

Hello, Nutella, I need to return this jar as it doesn't float gracefully around the room.

Here at the end of the world I've just bottled four jars of lime pickles. Looks like shit, but oh the smell, it's divine!

This is rhe bluesky content Im here for. Kindness and gratitude.

Happy Easter!

I don't particularly like creme eggs but when I was working as a guide at Cadburys I was starving between tours. I had a loaf of Vogels in my bag but nothing to make a sensible sandwich. Turns out Caramel-Filled Choc Santas make a great sandwich!

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For Kiwis

Cabinet reshuffle: Chris is replacing Chris who is taking over Chris's position. Chrisis resolved!

#NoZzzzzealand. Reporting in. Just got up and made a toasted cheese sandwich. How you doing?

I want to be this cat.

Spooky! Doesn't bode well.

#books #reading #writingcommunity #wolves #funny #booksky

Aotearoa NZ National Day of Action this Sunday to fight back against the govt’s ‘Move-on’ orders. Locations shown below and in ALT text. #nzpol

Yes

Wednesday

The problem with pronouns is that the bible didn't do a chapter on them after proverbs.