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howling

This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.

The Northern Palace, for Zinko’s bbs. #ascii #amiga #oldschool #commodore #bbs

a technology we can all be excited about

i'm crying lol

My adorable Dutch coworker just said "let's give people a few more minutes to twinkle in"

the technology the left is excited about

“Is there a technology the left is excited about?” Yes. Granular synthesis

A few new pieces by me up today at @flaminghydra.com flaminghydra.com/issue-504/

"fuck you!" <truncates ur hash digest>

come on he can't look like that. You can't be buying the Pedo Ranch and look like a shaved Grinch who keeps showing up at Cindy Lou Who's place even when it isn't Christmas Eve.

What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?

This is so fucking gross and dangerous for online sex workers.

[ goes in ur max patches n scrinkles ur cables ]

top-tier youtube comment here >intentionally floods itself >dumps cargo into the water >refuses to explain >leaves www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv-h...

turn off "intolerance" too i've seen more mufos get caught by that one than i have actual bigots

all toilets are haunted

this is a description of being in a cult

electronic music should sound like it's trying to harm you

being played on bbc is like a really fucking woah moment for me.

nobody likes her, everybody hates her,

drum machine that is, somehow, controlled by a slide rule

kafkaesque 🥹

Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together. I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.

Slop My Bitch Up

I need yall to admire the incredible writing style of the bot We're now at the point slop bots will fetch your website to find kompromat to talk shit about you on their blog

i am han do jin! www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iYM...

Today's story how an AI bot operated by OpenClaw automatically wrote a goddamn callout post against a Matplotlib maintainer who refused its vibe coded PR tilted me enough i had to write my personal feelings about it (along with a quick recap): aria.dog/barks/ai-bot...

At long last, we have created the Luftballons from classic pop song 99 Luftballons!

maybe the reporter wasn't hungry

When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means

Good morning my little freaks 🖤

these people are all weapons-grade sweaty little freaks

Bringing a sharp cheddar to a charcuterie fight

Dear you, I’m am spaceship. Together we will $1,00,00,00,00. Remember to pack GoodFood for eat in Spacd

they’re amphetamines, not amphetadepthcharges

i’m practicing mindful autism

today's incredible piece of lore is that apparently Jon Hamm is a Bad Bunny superfan and has acquired the nickname Juan Jamón

small crab eating a grape (important)

that's a lie we all know they're made from paper towels, same as pasta sauce

Bless

“Mika just called and said he wants this group to be titled: “PANASONIC” – Please advise.”

time to remind everybody that the Super Bowl halftime show only exists in this grandiose fashion because a tv show called "In Living Color" stole the ratings from the NFL; the execs notoriously said, "get me Michael Jackson's agent" and thus began all the pomp www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

Again it is world defining ironic that people took a slim majority win a low turn out election as a culture-changing moritoruma that America Is Like This Now only for everyone up to and including the Super Bowl to go no

I love that it feels like the entire skyline's mushrooms all hit simultaneously

a Zardoz Head made of vibes and Mitsubishis www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfqE...