i may be biased, but this is correct.

“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video

So I got a minor surgery today and I’ll only be under for like an hour but still it would be a nice thing to wake up to if yall could get to manifestin

So the other neat thing about my characters quoting non-existent songs other than having to write those songs is when I forget to add them to the stupid song list and instead have to look out for comments like "oh thanks Past Richie now I gotta write a dumb song about that too"

Hey team just remember they are recording these meetings for machine learning purposes so remember to keep on mute unless you're presenting.

The time an old lady fat shamed my baby. Subscribe to my YouTube for more. http://www.youtube.com/@alicerfraser #AliceFraser #YouTubeComedy #StandupComedy #Comedian

Nothing matters anymore. Go ahead and updoot your crush’s posts from years ago.

Sisu. Trigger warning for graphic violence but it’s mostly literal Nazis.

I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself! bluesky-map.theo.io I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail

Soooo apparently I've been calling all sorts of shit art deco when it was streamline moderne and nobody ever warned me.

$25* tickets for 25 hours! Comedy doesn't get better than this. Or cheaper. For 25 hours only, ticket prices have dropped to just $25* across a huge selection of 2026 Festival shows, including mine! 🎟️ https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/alice-fraser/ *Conditions apply

The perfect Star Trek episode to watch on Groundhog Day.

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I was at the park once. Two bros started spitting ice at each other from several paces away, while the other would catch it in his own mouth. They did this with the same piece of ice several times then switched. Once their girl-shaped companions showed up they quit but there was genuine love there.

A bit of standup from my show Twist, which I’ll be putting out on my YouTube channel in full for free later this year. Follow me on Patreon for more: https://www.patreon.com/AliceFraser #AliceFraser #writingCommunity #ComedyWriting #writersretreat

Randomly dropping myself into Google street view can lead to some suprisingly fascinating moments. Shoutout to these Milanese college students given proper stinkeye to the ostrich backpack mapper.

It me. Me got the job.

I'm just a boy, standing in front of Wikipedia, having imaginary arguments with a long-dead Melville scholar.

*points at mirror* And worst of all this bastard keeps threatening to make me read Bartleby the Scrivener "for vibes research"

It's funny how researching architecture for my space western book has made me hate Henry VIII that much more for his dissolution of the monastaries.

Okay so I'm really trying to keep off the socials but I got La Vie En Rose in my head and then remembered how invested I was in How I Met Your Mother and honestly I shouldn't be surprised by any of this shit.

someone said big pharma should periodically release quaaludes for a limited time, like a narcotic mcrib

happy birthday to the GOAT Hayao Miyazaki

I promise you, you'll never guess which "politics" they're referring to

I hate when the traveling cowboy erotica salesman takes all my savings.

A lovely boost of confidence for Realms Unknown to be mentioned in the Guardian’s roundup of some favorite pods! #RealmsUnknown #GuardianPick #AliceFraser #ComedyPodcast #PodcastRecommendation #SciFiCommunity #TrendingNow

This annual marathon reading of Moby-Dick under giant actual whale skeletons in New Bedford is so awesome, if you ever get a chance to go

Let's be fuckin' real it all starting turning to shit when Word made Calibri the defult. [editor's note: we are aware this change was to make media more accessible in a growingly digital landscape. It is however our contention that said landscape is to blame for the aforementioned enshitification.]

Wanna feel old? You're 78.

So it's appropriate to arrest a world leader if you consider them criminal? You can just go get them? Just asking questions here.

one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is

Light up your face with gladness Hide every trace of sadness Although a tear may be ever so near That’s the time you must keep on trying Smile what’s the use of crying You’ll find that life is still worthwhile If you’ll just Smile

You can just start screaming a countdown too early. It isn't illegal.

Hey people who like Mars does this little nubbin guy have a name? I've looked at a few different maps of varying detail and don't see it named yet.

Everyone shut up a sec, I need a map of mars that has that distance measurement function like Google maps and do NOT tell me maps have a distance key because I ain't using those again after what happened in Utah.

What’s everyone’s favourite Avatar quote? Mine is: "Where was Avatar when the Westfold fell?"

"Where was fucking Godor when the Westfold fell?"

Something to consider 🎄 youtu.be/RZLDjSeVyjE?... w/ @alicefraser.bsky.social and @tpneenan.bsky.social

You can't park there, mate.

snoop dogg as porta potties: thread

Break me off a switch, son...there's gonna be a beating.

Curl Up & Dye Bowdon, GA

The video has been taken down from YouTube. You can still download it here: is.gd/paU8Ko

On the first night of winter, St. Nautilus flies through the air, pelting good children with candy and dousing the naughty ones in ink.

Definitely don't wanna watch but I await the live commentary.

you’ve definitely heard of elf on the shelf but are you ready

Because sometimes we all need to dive into a wardrobe and escape the world 🦁 Yeah, that's right, it's a Narnia-themed Realms Unknown this week... youtu.be/AhTjORWE9-A?... w/ @alicefraser.bsky.social and @eleanormorton.bsky.social