Garry the Prophet knew what was up.

Post ten and the 11th is free.

I’d make another sandwich joke, but they’ll bánh mi if I do.

🎶Instant schwarma’s gonna get you🎶

The guy’s a real gyro.

Mood

More of this please.

I suspect that after only three words from me Nick Cave would be looking forlornly at his stylish watch.

We are lucky that women let us men work with them.

Gals, if you're not absolutely ruining the workplace for certain kinds of men, you need to step up your game. 🩷

One of my favorite things about this place is that if I go to refresh my feed and as I’m doing it I see something interesting - it’ll still be there after the refresh. Amazing concept.

Apparently my Wu-Tang name is Metropolitan Provider.

Watching The Jeffersons and damn, Lenny Kravitz’s mom looks good.

Hizzonor-elect believes in Alt Text. What a guy.

It’s 7:30. Time for turtles.

🧵

Telling a James Carville robotext to fuck off feels appropriate

Quality post on my red town’s FB page.

drop something green

It’s a shame that Dick Cheney didn’t live one more day.

How’s Dersh this morning?

Has Schumer claimed credit yet?

Someone is going to be apoplectic tonight. Good.

Cue the Republican “we didn’t want to win anyway”s.

They grow on trees?

I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.

For those on here too young to remember Dick Cheney… I’m so jealous.

Wrong dick.

Me, every time I see someone trying to figure out how to make this place more like the other place:

There but for the grace of Godzilla goes @jcsalterego.bsky.social

RIP Dianne Ladd. Bad year for Dianes.

Nothing like playing “where’s that dead mouse smell coming from?”

Watched some Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In last night on Catchy TV. I forgot how naturally funny Sammy Davis Jr. could be and how that show could not be made today.

🎶 Hey, I just shagged you, and this is crazy But here’s my home test, so baby maybe🎶

While I largely agree, I think the Bros were co-opted early by the right. Bern’s big mistake was thinking that they just supported him instead of them being used to drag Secretary Clinton down.

Having two women knock at my front door the day before Election Day and be jehovah’s witnesses was not what I expected.

Crazy world we’re living in. Sturdy and staunch people are required. A time to pause and get angry. Torpedo the status quo.

Listen up 2025. Willie Nelson is off limits.

Bananas? In pajamas? In this economy?

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".

Halloween, the day when no kids show up because a) long driveway and b) low house density. Trying not to take the ominous nature of the day seriously. Couple of big events in my family today so just going to pretend it’s just a Friday. But hey, bought a new tractor yesterday before tariffs.

I’m slightly embarrassed that it took me a while to realize that the server at Chili’s was wearing a Sims costume.

Hello. I noticed that you were laying on the floor stretching your piriformis. Do you have time to hear about our lord and savior Marmaduke?

Growing up with quotidian working class parents there were of course gaps in my knowledge. For years I only knew John Houseman from the Smith Barney ads (“They earn it!”). Later on I learned more about him and what a long and varied career he had. And not just War of the Worlds with Orson Welles.

Just did my daily search for “World Series” to see who won the game I couldn’t be bothered watching and all I have to say is “Go Jays!”

We need to severely punish people who end meetings saying “well, I guess I’ll give you 15 minutes of your time back.” You are not the decider of my resources.

No. I will not brainstorm over Teams. My brain is having a pleasant high-pressure system today. I see no need to introduce cutoff lows and flood my mental North Carolina.

I’m convinced that workforce development is a foreign language.

Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year.