I tried to tell a joke on BlueSky an epitaph

So lets see what important work is the Trump administration doing today?

Absolute insanity putting on a massive welcome ceremony including a flyover for the guy that’s responsible for the murder of Jamal Khashoggi and the government responsible for 9/11

Brandolini's Law #MedSky

Brandolini’s Law:The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than that needed to produce it. Pearkes’ Law: I have that energy, bitch.

It's been a long while since I thought about this, but Greg Abbott Is a little piss baby

May you be lucky enough in your life to never know a man this cowardly. www.politico.com/news/2025/11...

People, she’s running for president. If obvious things aren’t obvious to you, make more autistic friends

It's a sign! A sign from the lord! God be praised.

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

Techbro culture is literally like 3 angry replies from saying the 14 words and every day it gets closer to 2 replies.

hewwo 🤪 banned for 3 days bc i called a tech bro afraid of public transit a pansy ass bitch. anyway they're on trains in my city trying to promote eugenics

A Ponzi schemer stole roughly $35M from dozens who believed they were investing in Covid-19 masks, baby formula, & first aid kits for Ukraine. trib.al/igE0b89 For whatever reason, Trump decided to include him in the whopping 143-person pardon issued the day before he left office in 2021.

(5/X) Do you think Bill Ackman or Bari Weiss cares even a little a bit about the Heritage Foundation being pro-Nazi? Of course they don't.

can anybody tell me whether the current position of the United States Government is 1) we wrote the Ukraine surrender plan we presented or 2) we did not write the Ukraine surrender plan we presented

if you ask me to scan a qr code while i am trying to give you money i will cancel my sale julia roberts pretty woman style.

evergreen

Remember: the only way to save New York City from Donald Trump’s wrath is electing Andrew Cuomo.

"When we murder a bunch of people and take their oil, we could really see oil prices go down even more"

ICE having some real trouble in the Stand Your Ground states. Will surely turn deadly soon. I know Republicans had a weird fever dream that this would only be used on black and brown people, but it's kinda obvious that they didn't really think it all through.

Congrats to the Teamsters (especially their awful president) and all the other truckers & freight workers who voted themselves into a "structural goods recession." In October, truckload freight volumes declined for the fourth consecutive month. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/20/t...

Dick Cheney was an awful, awful, evil human being with a few weird cracks of brutal honesty. But Trump is too evil and dishonest even for him. www.cnn.com/2025/11/20/p...

they're going to get dummymandered and it's very funny

Complete tone deafness is one of the reasons Windows has become so enshittified $MSFT www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi...

Chairman of Toyota wore MAGA merch at a NASCAR event in Japan. He said: “I’m not here to argue whether tariffs are good or bad. Every national leader wants to protect their own industry.”

Welp. I am completely ashamed to own Toyotas now. Will never buy one again. www.roadandtrack.com/news/a694744...

a thing that continues to make me burn with rage: quiet piggy

Great news that the Senate has passed the bill forcing the DOJ to release its Epstein file. Now Bondi must comply. But our work cannot stop there. We need to force the Treasury to release the Epstein bank records too. I have a bill to make that happen. FOLLOW THE MONEY.

The reason we have laws* against bribery is that companies will absolutely bribe politicians at the very first opportunity if it is good for the bottom line, because they see it as a sound business decision, not a civilizational betrayal. /1

Massie on Johnson: "He's trying to say that rich & powerful men who were on the plane to Epstein island are now victims because their names would get disclosed. I think that's how a Christian man can stand up there & say a lie like that is he has something in his head that makes it okay"

Your daily reminder that the fossil fuel industry is propped up by billions of dollars in U.S. government subsidies and a multimillion dollar campaign to spread climate disinformation. 💵

A fly over for bin Salman. No word on if they were scattering Jamal Khashoggi's ashes.

79-year-old Paul Bojerski was born to Polish parents in a WWII German refugee camp. His family legally emigrated to the U.S. when he was 5. He’s been taken by ICE in Florida. www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...

A Ukrainian soldier said something that sticks with me: "We are so very lucky that they are so very stupid."

“...It’s like to fight in front of them seems like some f‑‑‑ing ‘Hunger Games’ type of f‑‑‑ing s‑‑‑. I don’t give a f‑‑‑ to fight in front of some f‑‑‑ing billionaires and rich people that could give a s‑‑‑ less about me. Probably throwing parlays. F‑‑‑ you guys”

To all pedophiles who threaten our kids: If you keep trafficking children—we will kill you.

*Literal* death threat. Not quoting song lyrics, no comedic exaggeration. Actionable threat, @safety.bsky.app. Is it in your backlog too?

I'd say 80% of white people over the age of 45 in the South vote Republican because they are inveterate racists who loathe the idea of sharing power with black people even if it means they are poorer and less healthy.

omg Larry Summers is SO FUCKING HORRIBLE. Why do Democrats in power never quit foisting him on us?

They like Trump and try to help him.

Donald Trump taking a second peek at Kevin in Home Alone 2 hits different now

Can you imagine if Bill Clinton getting a blowjob ends two different presidencies?

Trump really isn’t controlling much of anything at this point. What you’re seeing is the Stephen Miller agenda.

Trump just told reporters on Air Force One that he hasn’t ruled out a pardon for Ghislane Maxwell

I’m back. substack.com/@sarahkendzi...

No.

Did Bluesky ever respond (with an explanation or apology) to your defense? Just curious.