Ironic, isn’t it?

We all know it’s The Handmaid’s Tale, right? I need to know that we all know it’s “The Handmaid’s Tale”.

I prefer simpler times where all we had to fear was the arrival of the Vengabus

Sesame Street for that level of hell with all the unbaptized infants.

Nancy Mace looks like it takes her half a dozen attempts each morning to apply her lipstick without her hand automatically doing the thing from films where they smear lipstick halfway across their face to signal to the viewing audience that they’re about drive a Dodge directly through a supermarket.

Now what the Sam Hill is Mario Lopez doing commentating on boxing?

there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him

Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

I won’t hand anything to the right, but I will say that one thing they do NOT do is fall all over themselves in frenzied, whimpering self-castigation, as if wearing a hair shirt is praxis.

He was a fucking podcaster

This is also the exact vibe of Charlie Kirk obituaries. Nary a mention of how he said he’d hypothetically force his daughter to deliver her rapist’s baby at age 10

This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

The fact that we call it “femicide” now instead of just “a patriarch’s right” says something.

HitlerSuckfest1488: "This has radicalized me."

Remarkable last words: Audience member: Do you know how many transgender Americans have been mass shooters over the last 10 years? Kirk: Too many Do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last 10 years? Kirk: Counting or not counting gang members?

I feel bad for his kids. That's about as far as that goes

My heart is legitimately with the Kirk children. Losing a parent, however evil and unworthy, is a unique pain. I know this from experience. I hope they grow up to live more worthy lives than their father was ever capable of.

Continuing his work of being a neo Nazi cool candidate you guys got here.

"It's worth... some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the 2nd Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational." Kirk said this at a TURNING POINT USA FAITH event a WEEK after 3 children & 3 adults were killed at a school in Nashville, TN.

Tim urban is telling on himself if that’s what his feed looks like lmao

Now is the time to think about all the good Charlie Kirk brought into our lives. Like remember when we all bullied him into not smiling with his mouth open because he looked like a freaky little gremlin dork? Good times.

Water Go outside Weights

The common denominator in every place where birth rates are dropping is women’s increased access to education.

Childbearing is physically dangerous & painful for women; childrearing is an exhausting, degraded, isolating, and impoverishing endeavor that annihilates women’s other opportunities & goals. When women are free, they choose fewer children. There is no way to make them have more that is not violent.

I am straight up just posting things my partner is sick of hearing about

Love when the girls are fighting!

It’s funny that people pretend you can only get those shitty grippy socks from the psych ward. You can buy them at Big Lots. They give them to you for free in Economy Plus.

Talk sense goddammit

I remember when adults complaining that teenagers were not horny enough would have been considered "creepy" and "none of your business" and maybe the kind of thing that should make it so you "can't live near a school."

Ok have to say one nice thing about the Wuthering Heights trailer. Uhm. Nelly dean reference!

Okay, look, I grant I made a sloppy mistake stemming from exhaustion but also I can’t help but think of this every day time social democracy versus democratic socialism comes up:

Idaho has basically granted parents the right to life or death over their children.

if people yell at you for advocating "moderation" on trans rights on Bluesky but not on Twitter the reason for that might be because Elon Musk, the guy who runs and owns Twitter, explicitly censored trans people's accounts and posts.

List of things alpha men are afraid of: -subway stations -subway sandwiches -elementary school kids playing the oldest prank in human history.

I’m starting to thing there is something racist about a guy leaning against a barrel the way yall are going on about it

Me and my mom watched this movie together all the time, and I forgot that it opens with Vivian and her roommate talking about finding their friend dead in a dumpster the week before.

Would never have made it to the war in Troy with all my “Aaaaaaaaggghamemnon” jokes on the boat.

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

We gotta have a fine line between having to tolerate abuse from customers and actively ignoring customers when they ask questions.

Imagine having a blue check and not editing your typos

Years of dealing with racists has taught me that all racists are also misogynists, so when they say “protect our women and girls”, they are only speaking half the sentence out loud. The full sentence is “protect our women and girls because they are OUR prey”.

I mean I don’t think it’s any weirder than having yourself as your phone background.

I agree with keezy for most of this list, and for my list I would add: The Black Parade Adele’s 19 Waves and the Both of Us Back to Black Hozier Costello Music Life in Cartoon Motion You’re Awful, I Love You

Too busy shitting and pissing in the grocery store to notice that the bread aisle is still mostly wonder bread.

"everyone does it" you are still effectively taking out a gun and firing random shots off when you do this, if you don't treat your car like a lethal weapon you are a bad person

Post a video of yourself with today’s newspaper saying this