What’s going on with those Epstein files?

Transgender for everybody!

What’s the over under on how long to too after the community note before Pete threw away the screw top on a bottle of JD?

"After two hours of hard work, I've discovered the existence of the Spanish Civil War. Anyway, we're the fascist side" is certainly a post.

After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF

france defense chief: "we do not have that dawg in us 😔" all these french politicians: "that's right! no dawg!" www.france24.com/en/france/20...

The bot will soon use the phrase orangecel desaturatoid

Elon turned Grok into the "no one ___ like Gaston" song

You might say that now we can see what is possible, unburdened by what has been.

What I’m dying to know right now is why Anthony Weiner didn’t get admitted to the “Powerful NY dudes who get away with sex crimes” club. Did someone black ball him?

Absolutely hilarious to me that Donald Trump’s going after everyone for “mortgage fraud.” lmao nobody has committed more of that than him! every accusation continues to be a confession.

It’s clear when the paper’s Politics Knowers think something is important, journalistic standards are no obstacle. They find a way to get that thing on the front page nonstop, whether it’s “reporting the controversy,” repeating right-wing info dumps, or meta-coverage of how it’s affecting politics

Everyone is talking about how they write better emails than Epstein... did you ever think that you should make your emails worse? Perhaps the typos and lack of caps conveys that his time is valuable? I need to make a Virgin/Chad meme.

The ancient parliamentary power to command the production of papers remains undefeated and is, quite honestly extremely underrated as being the most powerful tool in the history of popular government.

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

I can’t wait for someone from Wired or whatever to get this Landon Jr character on the record…

Another thing this email trove has convinced me of is that NYT has been actively and consciously helping Trump since 2015. It wasn't just casual sexism, double standards, and political reporting Kayfabe. They were doing catch and kill

Welcome to TrueAnon the only non-pedophile podcast. First up we have Mark Ames hear to talk about how his time raping teenagers in Russia taught him valuable lessons about the nazi genetic structures of the savage Ukrainian and then Norman Finklestein to talk about how delusional trans people are.

Noooo Jefferies! Why did you release the Epstein email the same day we got the disaster Platner poll! Why are you protecting him!!

This CR Deal is bad and dumb, but remember that the GOP has put themselves in an absolutely unwinnable position vis-a-vis ACA subsidies and the longer it goes on the worse it gets for them. Dems keeping it in the news is a win with respect to 2026. We are going to back here in Jan.

Imagine trusting Cassidy after all this! “Going after” big insurers is just going to end with Trump demanding 2 % equity

Just a reminder to everyone that the electoral optimal strategy for the Dems is to NOT get healthcare funding but find a mechanism to keep talking about it while rates go through the roof.

Now do JD Vance.

Finally, Republican greedflation

From Helen Andrews’ lips to Ross’s ear. Why doesn’t the NYT just get the genuine article?

Watch this space, significant chance this is AI.

When Cuomo resigned he was unpopular but insulated. The women going after him gave everyone license to say what they thought. Boylan, an urban planner, was harrassed by Cuomo. She broke the dam in ‘21, and when he surfaced she swore she’d sink him again. She put her shoulder to the wheel on this.

Gerrymanders make things harder but much, much more brittle. Given a big-enough wave and they make the landslide worse. Trump and co are dumb enough to screw this up.

"You don't get it Jack! I'm not trying to save us from them; I'm trying to save them from us" -Joseph Robinette Biden Jr., delivering a warning to the nation.

Please, someone PLEASE tell Zohran that we need him to come out and start his speech by saying: "When a mayor has swagger, the city has swagger"

Believe it or now, De Blasio was on CNN earlier talking about how impressive Zohran is

i want to repeat this: mamdani and spanberger have run similar campaigns tailored to their respective electorates and it is maddening to watch political journalists attempt to create some broad contrast where none exist

Bill Ackman really has been losing since he went after the Herbalife cult/scheme eh? Might be something to that.

Remember when "NatSec Mom" was so GOP coded McCain tried to make it a thing in 08?

"New York Bald-Hairy, New York Bald-Hairy" I yell frantically after 1 repetition, hoping to will-in a trend to last 1000 years as they wheel me away from the TV.

Trump gonna have to ban tiktok after all lmao.

Is Trump tweeting tonight or did the give him some Propofol?

CIA and Navy seizing key strategic port infrastructure on the Eastern Seaboard, partisans active in and around Kings Bay

No just that, but if the night keeps going the way it started, some of these Gerrymanders are going to backfire.: if the GOP is far enough behind those Gerrymandered seats will turn into a failure cascade.

CNN seriously wants NJ to be close or go GOP lmao.

sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively

They will get the votes. By hook or by crook, enough abstentions will make it happen. No way YFB makes such crazy demands as “no interest first time home loan” if he is serious about taking down the government.

Interdict, please let us have an interdict, it’s been so long!

The moon is very cold… but if you put something up there that generates heat it is actually very hard to keep it from heating up.