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Typical bicoastal—east coast of the US + south coast of Finland
If you don’t hear from me again it’s because I’m lost in the Paris philharmonie building. I’m sorry I don’t speak French you have a Finnish conductor
about 8 hours ago
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Rico Charges
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Norm Charlatan
11 days ago
The end of Daylight Savings Time marks, for me, the beginning of Dave Matthews Savings Time, in which I only listen to Dave Matthews Band songs to counteract the darkness that is slowly consuming my life until the sun starts setting at a later time in the spring.
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Mamdani win confirmed
9 days ago
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Ok gotcha. Yeah that’s pretty much what I was thinking as well
9 days ago
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Looking forward to drinking some gl0Ǒ f6gi this holiday season thanks AI
10 days ago
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Tobias Ryan
11 days ago
coming soon
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Peter
11 days ago
i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.
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Emil A. Meal
11 days ago
plover rings and a plover box for them 🐦 silver and mokume gane 🐦the box is carved from butternut ( white walnut ) 🐦
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yle.fi/a/74-20191755
Finnish news
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"I was speechless": Cow returns to Lapland farm after six months on the run – with a newborn in tow
A farmer in Rovaniemi was astonished this week when a heifer who ran away half a year ago reappeared with a newborn.
https://yle.fi/a/74-20191755
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Keen Smallsheads (747 and counting) may notice this has incredible similarity to a newsletter I wrote a few weeks ago. But only one self-plagiarized sentence
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19 days ago
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Dispatched from my 30s: I tried an heirloom apple (reine de reinettes) and it’s changed the apple game for me completely
12 days ago
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BesmirchedFinancier
over 1 year ago
Candy does seven things—it relieves your hunger, quenches your thirst, fills your stomach, cleans your teeth, makes you sleep, helps you digest, and colors your cheeks.
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Sam
13 days ago
Glory be to God for pinto beans – For beans of couple-colour as a brinded cow; For rose-moles all in stipple upon beans that swim; Fresh-firecoal chestnut-beans; black-eyed peas;
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A.J. Packman
15 days ago
Dreamt that I went to a very old natural history museum, and the plaque below the whale skeleton read: "An Fishe swoll'n beyonde Reason"
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Easily the most psycho thing about me is when I get back to the US from Europe it’s always past midnight and I always unpack right away
18 days ago
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The fact that they have a full grocery store with regular prices at Helsinki Vantaa international airport makes me so emotional. Like imagine the powers that be actually thinking well of course it would be convenient to pick up groceries on your way home instead of Let’s put a spanx store here
19 days ago
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Someone in this airport lounge just caught me murmuring Piggy piggy piggy piggy to myself. Here’s why that’s actually woke
19 days ago
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I’m bringing four coats back. Hopefully my suitcase is a Mary Poppins bag
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19 days ago
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Fart Vision
19 days ago
it's all diminishing
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bradley babendir
20 days ago
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Keen Smallsheads (747 and counting) may notice this has incredible similarity to a newsletter I wrote a few weeks ago. But only one self-plagiarized sentence
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19 days ago
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On the train we ran into a magician my boyfriend knows and he did a card trick for us
20 days ago
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Ppallo
about 1 month ago
Japanese sea captains are only allowed to marry Japanese citizens. This is one of the three major reasons I am not yet a success. Along with, of course, my troublesome uncle who broods in Malta with his confidants, and the bad blood my role in the 2008 financial crash caused.
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Current status after morning sauna
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21 days ago
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Current status
22 days ago
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I’ve spent years asking my followers to recommend mystery novels that don’t suck and yet I had to learn about Josephine Tey on my own
22 days ago
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This 👇🏻
22 days ago
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I’ve joked about it a couple times but this time I mean it, he said it’s ok to post his face. Finnish boyfriend reveal 😍
23 days ago
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They don’t have Thanksgiving here so they have already started Christmas. So at least Thanksgiving is good for one thing
23 days ago
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I’ve been looking for a nice wool coat and new sunglasses for a couple of months. I haven’t mentioned these searches to my boyfriend. In the last couple days he’s walked into stores and selected for himself a pair of sunglasses and a gorgeous vintage wool coat. If I didn’t love him so much…
24 days ago
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my mom was giving me the guilt trip because i haven't called in her in a couple weeks so i called and the first thing she says is "you sound even more tired than i feel." ok great chatting
25 days ago
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Choire
25 days ago
Hell.
nymag.com/intelligence...
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Portfolio: The Trap at 26 Federal Plaza
Every day in downtown Manhattan immigrants arriving for routine hearings are targeted by ICE agents and taken from their families.
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/26-federal-plaza-nyc-immigration-court-ice-agents-detainments-deportations.html?utm_source=nymag_app_article_share
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Three puppy evening
25 days ago
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Hesburger is the great equalizer
25 days ago
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My relationship with my beloved boyfriend is a lot like Conan’s with Jordan Schlansky. I never know what the fuck that crazy little rascal is talking about
26 days ago
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Lloyd’s Soil
26 days ago
America. 2025. Happening NOW
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Grobian Syboe
26 days ago
Shut the FUCK up, I'm watching Gardener's World on BBC Two!!!!
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I am the darling of Helsinki. I was at one of my favorite restaurants and I mentioned to the owner I loved the glassware there so much I’ve been in touch with the glassblower about getting an avant garde kinda thing from him. And the owner gave me a pitcher by the guy!
27 days ago
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Gianmarco Soresi
30 days ago
Social media has destroyed the fabric of civilization buts it’s also helped me a lot personally
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Lunchtime walkabout
30 days ago
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I’ve heard from every moviegoer that one battle after another is amazing. But I’m looking for an opinion from the only demographic I actually trust—girls who go to the movies like four times a year
about 1 month ago
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Tobias Ryan
about 1 month ago
send us your gripes, complaints and pet hates ...
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about 1 month ago
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Can I say something
about 1 month ago
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The most beautiful google review I’ve ever read. They should delete all the other ones
about 1 month ago
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minor literature[s]
about 1 month ago
got beef?
oleada.io/publication/...
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Oleada - A Submission Platform
A submission platform for small presses and magazines.
https://oleada.io/publication/minor-literatures/minor-beefs
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Jack Sapoch
about 1 month ago
NEW: Since October 2023, the IDF Spokesperson's Unit has released dozens of 3D animations illustrating alleged Hamas, Hezbollah, and Iranian sites The style is now unmistakable: satellite zoom-ins, black & white wireframes, and red-textured houses - a new visual language of war
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