If you don’t hear from me again it’s because I’m lost in the Paris philharmonie building. I’m sorry I don’t speak French you have a Finnish conductor

I guess that’s probably true

The end of Daylight Savings Time marks, for me, the beginning of Dave Matthews Savings Time, in which I only listen to Dave Matthews Band songs to counteract the darkness that is slowly consuming my life until the sun starts setting at a later time in the spring.

Mamdani win confirmed

Ok gotcha. Yeah that’s pretty much what I was thinking as well

Looking forward to drinking some gl0Ǒ f6gi this holiday season thanks AI

coming soon

i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.

plover rings and a plover box for them 🐦 silver and mokume gane 🐦the box is carved from butternut ( white walnut ) 🐦

yle.fi/a/74-20191755 Finnish news

Keen Smallsheads (747 and counting) may notice this has incredible similarity to a newsletter I wrote a few weeks ago. But only one self-plagiarized sentence

Dispatched from my 30s: I tried an heirloom apple (reine de reinettes) and it’s changed the apple game for me completely

Candy does seven things—it relieves your hunger, quenches your thirst, fills your stomach, cleans your teeth, makes you sleep, helps you digest, and colors your cheeks.

Glory be to God for pinto beans – For beans of couple-colour as a brinded cow; For rose-moles all in stipple upon beans that swim; Fresh-firecoal chestnut-beans; black-eyed peas;

Dreamt that I went to a very old natural history museum, and the plaque below the whale skeleton read: "An Fishe swoll'n beyonde Reason"

Easily the most psycho thing about me is when I get back to the US from Europe it’s always past midnight and I always unpack right away

The fact that they have a full grocery store with regular prices at Helsinki Vantaa international airport makes me so emotional. Like imagine the powers that be actually thinking well of course it would be convenient to pick up groceries on your way home instead of Let’s put a spanx store here

Someone in this airport lounge just caught me murmuring Piggy piggy piggy piggy to myself. Here’s why that’s actually woke

I’m bringing four coats back. Hopefully my suitcase is a Mary Poppins bag

it's all diminishing

Keen Smallsheads (747 and counting) may notice this has incredible similarity to a newsletter I wrote a few weeks ago. But only one self-plagiarized sentence

On the train we ran into a magician my boyfriend knows and he did a card trick for us

Japanese sea captains are only allowed to marry Japanese citizens. This is one of the three major reasons I am not yet a success. Along with, of course, my troublesome uncle who broods in Malta with his confidants, and the bad blood my role in the 2008 financial crash caused.

Current status after morning sauna

Current status

I’ve spent years asking my followers to recommend mystery novels that don’t suck and yet I had to learn about Josephine Tey on my own

This 👇🏻

I’ve joked about it a couple times but this time I mean it, he said it’s ok to post his face. Finnish boyfriend reveal 😍

They don’t have Thanksgiving here so they have already started Christmas. So at least Thanksgiving is good for one thing

I’ve been looking for a nice wool coat and new sunglasses for a couple of months. I haven’t mentioned these searches to my boyfriend. In the last couple days he’s walked into stores and selected for himself a pair of sunglasses and a gorgeous vintage wool coat. If I didn’t love him so much…

my mom was giving me the guilt trip because i haven't called in her in a couple weeks so i called and the first thing she says is "you sound even more tired than i feel." ok great chatting

Hell. nymag.com/intelligence...

Three puppy evening

Hesburger is the great equalizer

My relationship with my beloved boyfriend is a lot like Conan’s with Jordan Schlansky. I never know what the fuck that crazy little rascal is talking about

America. 2025. Happening NOW

Shut the FUCK up, I'm watching Gardener's World on BBC Two!!!!

I am the darling of Helsinki. I was at one of my favorite restaurants and I mentioned to the owner I loved the glassware there so much I’ve been in touch with the glassblower about getting an avant garde kinda thing from him. And the owner gave me a pitcher by the guy!

Social media has destroyed the fabric of civilization buts it’s also helped me a lot personally

Lunchtime walkabout

I’ve heard from every moviegoer that one battle after another is amazing. But I’m looking for an opinion from the only demographic I actually trust—girls who go to the movies like four times a year

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Can I say something

The most beautiful google review I’ve ever read. They should delete all the other ones

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