@alicefraser.bsky.social's A Passion For Passion is everything i hoped it would be.* *Bonkers. Completely deranged. Entirely brilliant.

I want to make a joke about therr being no South Yorkshire scene in London because London is Expensive and Yorkshire folk are famously tight. But 'not being able to afford to live' was the actual reason i had to move away sooo

yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.

A delightful book. Buy several copies and make multiple people happy this Christmas.

I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.

Oldeat selfie on your phone Yeah...

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney

A big one, every Sunday. Often with subtitles.

If I pay you £100 to come over to my house and you pay me £100 to leave we’ve added £200 to the GDP by creating a haulage company. And over the next year I’ll be using this 10 times per day every day and I value this company at £730,000. We hope to figure out how to get rid of travel costs by 2028

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

It's official she's the anti jkr

Quote this with a selfie if you're Gay Dead (single and over 30) I have several issues with that sentence, but hey:

MANCHESTER! Join me for stories about getting seduced by a twink. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? Find out on Wednesday, just off Canal St!

My show contains a quick explainer on how to take good 🍆 pics. You laugh, you learn stuff, i get to wear a pretty dress and swear like a sailor. Everyone's happy! Join me, won't you?

My show contains a quick explainer on how to take good 🍆 pics. You laugh, you learn stuff, i get to wear a pretty dress and swear like a sailor. Everyone's happy! Join me, won't you?

MANCHESTER! Join me for stories about getting seduced by a twink. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? Find out on Wednesday, just off Canal St!

Manchester! I'm doing my standup show in a couple of weeks and I'd love it if you could come and laugh at ny nob jokes and filthy stories about being an ageing tart.

Matt Berry and Simon Pegg in particular fucking hurt…. Uggg. Hope they love their blood money.

Iconic moment at the Downton Abbey premiere

Anyone who posts pictures with a hotter friend on a dating profile is an idiot, any gay who references Harry Potter on their dating profile is a transphobe.

Just remembering the time he was clearly off his face in Parliament, no reason.

I'm ded 💀 😂 😂 😂

🤗

We've all been there, Jill.

TONIGHT! EAST LONDON! Stories of queer strumpetry, ageing joyfully, and generally growing old without growing up. There's still a few tickets left so come on down to Love Affair Basement on Hackney Road and enjoy some quality nob jokes!

When the church reverses it beeps like a delivery van, just in case anyone forgets to pay attention to the direction of 1,252 tonnes of church and machinery.

TONIGHT! EAST LONDON! Stories of queer strumpetry, ageing joyfully, and generally growing old without growing up. There's still a few tickets left so come on down to Love Affair Basement on Hackney Road and enjoy some quality nob jokes!

professional activists and institutional intellectuals be like:

27 years ago, two years after the introduction of effective HIV treatment, the Bay Area Reporter, San Francisco’s lesbian and gay community newspaper, ran ‘No Obits’ as its headline. It was the first edition not to report an AIDS death in almost 15 years.

I think we are very much losing the sight of the fact that it is not the authors we should be mad at. The only person we should be angry with is the organiser who has created this horrific situation for a group of LGBT writers due to their own transphobic ideology.

The dream

if only men had another demographic to talk to 😔

Sunday Independent...

Doing some more standup soon in London and Manchester. Nob jokes! Silly stories! Meditations on life, ageing, and the joys of learning to love oneself! (It is mostly nob jokes though, NGL)

Why I 🧡 the web. drawafish.com Just draw the fish. Trust me. 🐟

“I asked chatgpt” well i asked your wife. She’s leaving you, Steve; for being such a massive loser

Seems crazy to change the format at this late stage though.

open your eyes cowpeople

Viktor Orban banned pride events in Hungary, the people took it as a challenge and just had the largest pride march in their country's history.

@mrmmarsh.bsky.social @aliceemmalouise.bsky.social Hello hello! So here I am, breaking my lengthy social media silence so I can be probably the ten thousandth person to recommend prefixing the www. bit of recipe pages with cooked.wiki/ to strip out all the junk and reduce to ingredients and method

Because nature, libraries, and people are diverse. Happy Pride month! #pride #PrideMonth #LGBTQ

This absolute icon at Canterbury Pride 🩷🤍🩵

I see the Royal Festival Hall is asking trans people and those with disabilities to share the same toilets. This is both unfair on people with disabilities and breaches the Human Rights Convention by treating trans people as a third sex. I hope everyone ignores their stupid signage.

Remember

"Don't be such a fckin AI, yeah?"

This is heartbreaking