Dared to drag my bag of bones out to the shop for 5 minutes. Fella behind stands as close as he possibly can. Starts to cough then sniffs the snat down the back of his throat. Did I hit the sinus rinse & antibacterial mouth wash as soon as I got in the door? Fucking right I did 🤢

Rude! #wildlife #hedgehog #NorthernIreland

I get so disappointed every time I'm reminded of this.

Apologies to folk on the outskirts of South Belfast. I was just looking out & thinking about how we didn't get the rain promised and put the scud on us all.

Look, these are perfectly normal garden noises for this time of night. There's absolutely no need for anyone who is home alone here to shit themselves, right. Right? 👀

Booked our holiday cottage. It didn't specify which of the two cottages we were getting, but I'm pretty sure it's going to be the one with the attic door above the double bed 👀 Might be trying out the bunk beds in the room next door 👀

Flures!

He'll be ok, it doesn't affect thumbs.

Threat detected lol! #wildlife #Hedgehog #NorthernIreland

Oh dear! Looks like we're going to need a second hutch! They've both spend the day squeezed in there. Both indignant at "their" house being invaded by the other. It was a time share gig until bookings clashed last night... #HedgeHogs #Wildlife #NorthernIreland

Can I pet that dawg?

Same guy no doubt decided that covid restrictions were unnecessary.

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

Technology, making life simpler.. or something...

I need to get up but this is happening on my knee...

Well now...

Like my body isn't sore enough this afternoon, it decides to hit me with big sneezes 💀

The thing about disability is you can't predict when it will affect you or people you love. As we age we become increasingly likely to become a member of the 1 in 5 UK adults who has some form of disability. The odds *are* against you. Punching down is punching yourself, your family & friends.

I'll have you all know that, not only can I handle ketchup, but I can go all the way up to a small dash of sweet chilli sauce 🔥 💅

The window room in this kills me, an artist's dream 😍. Yea'd have to insulate the crap out of it, triple glazing, the works if you didn't want to founder to death in it. The garden could be made glorious too.

It's beautiful looking outside, but I'm in bed with a hot water bottle and the heating is on because... brrrrrr!

There should be laws to cover treason against the people. Politicians and parties accepting "donations" which have any conflict of interested should be the first in line to be yeeted into prison.

I have a couple of tickets for this Sambroso All Stars show tomorrow night in Belfast at the Empire because my friend can't make it anymore. The show is a sell-out so selling for what I paid, £50 for both.

All the neighbours have decided to start their garden power tools 💀. Can't wear earplugs or the pulsatile tinnitus will get me 💀, FML 💀

I've had breakfast, killed a man and dropped the kids off at the pool. Going back to bed to try to add to the 3 1/2hrs sleep.

Wonder if Gordon Brown will advise him to be less of a hateful cunt?

Aaaannd.. big drink...

Omnomnomnom....

Ginger's aren't cats though. They are orange demons with a variety of mental health and anger issues.

My phone has kindly alerted me that the password I used to use on this account has appeared in a data leak. A password and email not used for anything else. Cheers for the heads up @safety.bsky.app 🤬

Calling yourself a patriot & voting for a Russian agent, is up there with saying you're a defender of women & children while smacking your partner about & having child p*rn on your hard drive. The Venn diagram is a circle of scumbags.

Why won't my font door open?! Asks the woman clicking her car key at the house.

Is it time to have a UK referendum on making England independent?

I'm back on Saturday with a lovely journey of beats and treats. As always, it would be lovely if some of you could join me, for those that can't and fancy a listen, the catch-up link should follow on Monday #TSH www.lovewillsavetheday.fm

I've put the heating on. I'm not ready to talk about it.

It's not a ballroom, it's Shitler's bunker, isn't it?

Little sleep & yeeted into a morning of brain activity that couldn't be postponed has me 😵‍💫. I want to do art but instead I'm sitting here like a zombie 💀

Once had a 55kg Bordeaux drop flat to the ground on meeting the 5kg silly spaniel. The spaniel was delighted, she loved her big doggos ❤️

Another day, another national newspaper publishing a cartoon with Zack Polanski with a massive hook nose. Another day of silence from mainstream politicians self-proclaimed great antisemitism fighters on the antisemitism faced by Zack. Solidarity with Zack and ALL the victims of antisemitism.

After about 4yrs planning it* we managed to declutter/organise 1/2 the attic today AND do a Sunday dump run, even though the marathon was on 💅 #MiddleAgePorn *trying to avoid doing it.

#Motoring bluesky. Is it worth buying a towing pole? Need to tow the geriatric car to the garage in a couple of week & was just wondering if it would make life easier? (shares appreciated for boost x) #Cars #Driving

I find it incredibly telling when men like Dawkins are convinced that the LLMs are ‘intelligent’ because it ‘agrees’ with them or tells them how insightful or clever they are

I'm only eating these 4 biscuits to help me drink this really hot tea to help me ease this really bad headache, k?

Back in bed by 12.40pm with my head encased in an electric heat pad. The cat is entertaining me by attacking the weighted blanket. He attacked me when I was getting ready to get into bed, attacked my socks & then flopped down beside me like a sweet cuddly kitten who hadn't just tried to matricide.

No migraine today, I have a tension headache instead 🙌 💀

Oh!

Do vampires pee red? Is their poop just liquid? I have questions.