Are you kidding me on

She’s got the electric Nebraska on again

Clearly follow too many boys as there is a whole lot of vague posting on the tl that I’m guessing is to do with their football contest

If some wee bunch of kids turn up singing HE LIVES IN A HOUSE A VERY BIG HOUSE IN THE COUNTRY at me when I’m dying I will take them out on the way

Wonder if there are any openings in the E Street Band

Have there not? Huh

Bill and Ted remain so based

AI isn't 'inevitable'. Banning and resisting it isn't 'going against the tide'. We can reject this narrative and determine our own future. But it will be a fight, and it will take greater tech literacy. Which tools are bad and which are not? Who are the bad actors? Which politicians are fighting?

Can’t believe I’m being called out like this youtu.be/5NfN8l1LktI

repost to kill an american reddit poster instantly

Oh god I’d forgotten about that. I have a probably broken rib rn so if we can stop making me laugh

As if there isn’t enough food discourse lol

Greggs removing Mexican items from sale because that's a totally rational thing to do in the UK in 2026 ahead of a football match.

If we’re ever going to have a mayor of Glasgow it’s going to be Holly the Bruce. Obviously.

Paul Sweeney stop trying to become mayor of Glasgow challenge

Happy stay inside because the orange bams are everywhere day 🚀🍊🇬🇧

Happy Fourth of July everyone!

If you’ve been very very good

Treating everyone to the Pulp Countdown Extended Version tonight, you love to hear it youtu.be/1uJfEfOZcXA

The best Mode is the Live in Berlin Mode

Oh boy, it's America Eve! I can't wait for Uncle Sam to come down the chimney tonight and protect the interests of the United Fruit Company by installing a fascist dictatorship in my kitchen

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

it’s so over

Love it when my mum tells me absolutely radge family lore. So when my nana was dying in the New Royal Infirmary in Edinburgh (20 years ago, like) she kept waking up and accusing folk of trying to take her to Glasgow and she WOULD NOT GO

Only really cat sitting for my ex tonight because she’s beside the best Vietnamese restaurant and that’s what I want for my tea

‘died after being hit by a bullet’

Failing to challenge a racist claim about your colleague (that because he's a Muslim he must secretly be a homophobe) is completely unacceptable. Absolutely disgusting stuff.

what if i don't want to spend 90 minutes discussing metadata options what then

Colleague got excited that they’d get to see what my YouTube algorithm throws up but I only use my personal laptop to watch Suede, Manics, and Masterchef Australia videos so they got nothing lol

i just filled all the squares on my don’t threaten me with a good time bingo card

Hester don’t sit on my pizza box there’s nothing in there for you

Oh she’s been at another book thing

just took a dive full along a corridor, skinning my elbows and knees, went to a meeting and cried

a guy brought a bacon roll to a meeting in our office why would you do that, now it smells of bacon roll ew

When the Scottish Parliament repealed Section 28 in its first session under a Labour/Lib Dem coalition, it did so in the face of MASSIVE public opposition. 79% of Scots opposed repeal. Keep The Clause ran adverts showing ministers with fingers in their ears. They did it anyway, because it was right.

It’s great that a button fell off my dress just at crotch level. Really fantastic.

Enjoying not having to cart my laptop into work but don’t think that’ll mean voluntarily doing two days in a row in future

Been going to book things again eh

if you have your own physical media collection, you can do your own version of the Criterion Closet where you stand in your basement by yourself and saying "oh wow, In the Mood for Love, what a film" to absolutely no one

comprehensive overview of water companies in public ownership in devolved nations you got there shame if someone were to ctrl-f scot

forgot to get teabags so i'm reduced to using the scabby ones floating around the bottom of my bag that i've taken from hotels. interesting flavour profile.

Ahahahahaha, fucking hell

Ooh. Went to V&A East on the opening weekend last year, Dundee is even better www.vam.ac.uk/blog/museum-...

My irritation at coming in to work for a (3.5 hour!) meeting slightly tempered by the fact I can leave my laptop here and don’t have to drag it out with me tonight

Good morning

Second night in a row I’ve had a dream about Kathleen Hanna. Huh

My god, they aren't targeting trans people just to get at other people. They are targeting trans people to target trans people. And they are targeting other people. We don't just exist as a warning for the rest of you, fuck me.

There is so much about Scotland that’s brilliant and beautiful and genuinely progressive, but the UK government needs at least half of us to never realise that.