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There is no more a messy bitch that loves drama than the Scottish Labour Party and that is what keeps me going

Scottish politics is good again bbz

Went to book thing. Got book 📚Very good

for anyone wondering why there’s so much unbridled joy on ScotPol Bluesky about the arrest of a Scottish Labour MP’s husband for spying for China, take your pick

Looking forward to this and also this tonight! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/the-caledo...

Jack LaLanne would never

Going to be disappointed if the person making soup with Trainspotting as the movie influence doesn’t serve it in a manky toilet

Yesssss 🖤🩷🖤💖

seem to be spending my afternoon largely saying yeah no don't publish with them no really find anyone else. also not them.

Been sitting at the bus stop for half an hour now, might have to start eating my sandwiches

If Reform had won, Labour's statement would be that this result is a stark reminder we need to listen and learn from voters who rightly feel betrayed by modern politics. But the Greens won by a comfortable margin, so it's: these voters are stupid and also sinister and, ugh, Muslims

Just constantly being threatened with a good time by the Daily Express, you love to see it

It is the consistent surprise of the socially conservative white middle class in the UK that the far larger blocks of working social conservatives don't share their weird hang-ups. Like those about trans people, a purely online brainrot that has inflicted a very specific British demographic.

Liverpool always so good to me. Wee shame it’s in England

The whole “false allegations ruin lives” narrative has always upset me so much because it is sexual violence that ruins far more lives, but people care far more about the 2 to 5 percent of false accusations than we do about the 1 in 4 women and the 1 in 6 children who experience sexual violence.

EXCL: Zack Polanski overheard speaking loudly on his phone on a train saying there's shit loads of new green party members. And the Greens are going to win elections right across England and Wales in May. Join.greenparty.org.uk

wait Scottish Labour are having a conference today ahahahahaha

Accidentally found a library

This is turning into an absolute all-timer Friday.

The funniest thing would be if the Labour Party also got arrested today

Its unique identity as a massive fucking car park? Hahaha, get wrecked

Labour: why don't you all fuck off LOL Labour: no not like that

I hate him so much

the Greens keep saying the kinds of things that people who vote Labour agree with and Labour keep calling it dangerous extremism, and I’m not sure you could plan a better voter alienation strategy

Sources telling me the good pasta is back in Lidl 🙌

keir do you want picking up in the morning pal

anyone familiar with British politics will know that any news that isn't entirely negative will be closely followed by a sustained bombardment of misery that will make you want to fucking die. but currently it's Friday, it's payday, and the fascists have lost

Great stuff

If Reform win this by-election Labour are gonna get so much worse. If the Greens win Labour are gonna get so much worse. If Labour win, Labour are gonna get so much worse

I can still repeat the entire script of the bank call centre I worked in 20 years ago. You also got marked down if you didn’t use the customer’s name at least 3x in a call

Chippy tea has a different meaning here, what a place

@pegerman.bsky.social trying to figure out where to put my knickers

How are you going to call yourselves The Bagelry, where your whole job is selling bagels, and not have any bagels at 12.30pm

In a cafe in England asking what juice they have and they offer me apple or orange lolol that is not what i meant

Holding my breath til Preston

Managed to stop someone on the train leaking RHCP from their headphones with a couple of glares. Yeah, you should be ashamed pal

Thanks! I hate them!

Guess I was preordering books again at some point

Shaking my head while setting my out of office due to being in England

Hate writing references so appreciate this one that's just come through and only really asks 'do you vaguely remember this person and did they turn up'

until now, the funniest thing about Lindsay Hoyle was that he wanted to rename Heathrow after Princess Diana. this is funnier

this is the ONLY annotation the previous owner made in my second-hand copy of the Sonnets

okay what the fuck was the BBC doing with that broadcast? because at this point it could be mistaken for intentional… variety.com/2026/film/aw...

"The men implicated in the Epstein files reinforces that I spend half my life explaining to men that their simplified, optimistic view of other men doesn’t line up with the experience of women and girls trying to dodge sexual harassment, assault and abuse attempts." - Leslie Morgan Steiner

my local park is full of hundreds of snow sculptures and someone has been adding museum labels

Full of tacos, as is correct for a Tuesday

The good thing about your book group text only being 130 pages is you can read the whole thing during your commute and lunch break in one day. More of this

Train late so they’re just skipping all the stops between Newton and Central lol, didn’t know they could do that

Happy Willy Wonka Experience Anniversary to all who are celebrating.