I swear to god I’ve worked in retail for almost 20 years and I’ve never seen somewhere so incompetently run as my current job. I’ve just had to cancel my weekend plans to work extra shifts because a manager is sick and there’s no alternative. I’m one month in, haven’t even passed probation.

Being teased by releases from Robyn and Peaches. What is this 2010?

Has losing weight cost me my butt? You be the judge.

I just spent £150 shopping and it was hands down the single most erotic thing I’ve ever done.

@aglassborow.bsky.social to me this evening: ‘the quads are the nipples of the legs’

I survived. Now to try and stay awake long enough to enjoy my evening.

Remember that 24 hours when Trump was maybe dead? That was nice.

Your Monday is my Friday. Let’s fuck this shit up.

Day 4 down, now just one more day until I get a day off. I make no apologies.

And on this the lord’s day

That orange colour of the iPhone 17 just makes me think of tacky Y2K design. In fact it specifically makes me think of Oblivion at Alton Towers.

Slept badly, went to the gym, arrived at work and almost had a mental breakdown because I was so tired. I can’t sustain this.

Jeremy Corbyn’s complete press illiteracy strikes again then.

Work is pissing me off, I have no time to be horny anymore.

5 days until I get paid for the first time in 9 months, but I’m already psychologically in debt due to the volume of internet window shopping I’ve been doing.

Did the run group again but I wasn’t in the photo because I was being chased by a wasp, so I was running around flapping my hands.

One of your five free T-shirts a day!

Theres a little used and oft forgot slur for gay people in Liverpool. ‘Queg’ and I unironically love it and if I ever start a gay night here then it’s got its name.

Javier Bardem while already supremely sexy just had his sexy magnified like 100 times.

I just want to say I’ve had a shit couple of years, which have driven me into extreme financial insecurity and it is only, *only* driving me further to the left. Becoming a bigot isn’t the only response to things getting worse.

You guys, I fucked up

I really try hard not to post about my mum’s Alzheimer’s as I think it’s right to protect her privacy about something she’s find incredibly difficult. My dad has gone away for the night and the wheels have absolutely come off.

Im starting to renegotiate the concept of dating again after basically 3 years of absolutely avoiding it. I find the idea to be hideous, is this normal?

An unfired bullet casing used to assassinate Charlie Kirk, a notorious homophobe had the inscription ‘if u read this u r gay lmao’. I don’t really know what to do with this information, but I guess I’m gay now.

The shop was out of chocolate protein powder so I bought vanilla. Girls, I got it home and it was in fact banana ☠️

I have found an Instagram account where someone slowly explains internet memes with PowerPoint presentations. Once I’m done watching these it’s over for you hoes.

Idly googling running clothes to buy when I get paid and this came up. Shall I get it? For… running?

Washing machine is broken 😞

Cardi B’s Hot Ones is the brain cleanse I needed this morning. ‘Why would aliens want to invade Earth? Earth is ghetto’

Only Murders in the Building Season 5

Reconsidering my teenage abandonment of witchcraft. Them’s some powerful Etsy witches.

New 5km PR of 5:45p/km 🤗

Some more snaps this morning

A doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

Parked my bike up at the Liverpool Philharmonic this morning as usual and it was being turned into a night club for Batman

In the grand tradition of my family my fathers health moderately improves and so my mother gets rushed to hospital.

Happy #monochromemonday from me and my big elbow bruise

I just want to get paid so I can go Halloween shopping in Matalan

It’s Sunday night and I wish I was kissing a boy.

Not a fan of working the entire working ngl

Trying to make new friends is so embarassing

Watching the Delta Work interview with Marguerite Perron and actually sobbing. I feel like I spend so much time having the rug ripped out from under me about people I like or care about that it’s kind of wild to hear of someone going through something awful and becoming a better person because of it

Not Hinge offering up my best friend as my most compatible.

My output today is very heterophobic and I’m ok with that.

Just saw a video of some straight guy who downed a bottle of poppers thinking it was an energy shot. A reminder that having gay friends literally saves lives.

You could tell me Barry Manilow and Cliff Richard were the same person and I’d believe you.

I think it’s about time straight people recognise that the gym is a queer space that they’re tolerated in.

The way straight men are scared of the prone leg curl. Butts to Christ boys.

Finally met my number one babe @adambbz.bsky.social he told me to say he’s a gem

My chicken tendies have ratkinged in the freezer