I went dancing tonight and three people approached me to tell me their friend was interested in me. They all turned out to be 21 which was obviously a no, but it’s nice to be wanted. I wish I had friends who were that concerned with getting me laid.

Boycott the Eurovision Song Contest. #eurovision #esc #boycotteurovision

Putting a bid on another house right now and my dad has dealt with the estate agent as I’ve been in work. Called them because an email hadn’t come through and my dad had given a very embarrassing email address I had when I was 14.

Went for another house viewing this evening. I will obviously be making an offer.

My bike tyre exploded on the cycle home this evening. This was due to a very old tyre, which id just bought a replacement for. Walked the bike home, took the wheel off, replaced the inner tube and tyre and replace the chain and the wheel in about 15 minutes. I feel so powerful right now.

Someone offered more 🤷🏼‍♂️

Making my first offer on a house today 😬

I’m booking my first viewings for houses to buy in the area I want to live and my viewings this weekend really run the gamut.

Janet Jackson is one of the most criminally underplayed pop artists out there.

Ive taken some time away from Bluesky and I think it’s done me good. I’ve come back to say I’ve bought new shoes.

Tried to go to the doctor today because I’ve developed a twitch in my hands that won’t go away. They’re closed obviously, so I’ll just have motor neuron disease mentally for another weekend.

Not me googling ‘why does tooth extraction feel so violating’

So I went and did my cute holiday after the half marathon and part way through I got a dental infection, spent the remaining week on antibiotics trying to recover from it. Instead I travelled home early to have my tooth pulled. Felt quite rough, first time I’ve ever had dental work done.

Genuinely mystified by this toilet gender signage

Girl, she’s drunk

Buffy never happened without Xander, he says refretfully.

This has been an exceptional week. I have had a gorgeous, outrageous, embarassing and awesome time with my friends new and old. Couldn’t have wanted a cooler Saturday night. X

I never especially liked the Nicholas Brendon and you’ll never catch me making the same post as when Michelle Trachtenberg died, but Xander mattered to me as a kid, good or bad. He had a huge impact on me. I will never not be the kid perving on him in speedos.

Nobody congratulates me for almost not shitting the bed

Nobody congratulates me for almost not shitting the bed

A little Sitges photo dump for you 💖

Hiked out to the nude beach 🏖️

Arguably the signing and pre-emptive cancellation of the New Sunnydale show is the best thing that could’ve happened to Buffy and its legacy. It pushed the show into the zeitgeist again without diluting it with what would, frankly, have been a load of pap.

Love a writing desk with a view

Your support has been quite extraordinary these past few months and I’m so delighted to have achieved this. Thank fuck I’m going on holiday tomorrow.

2 hours and 5 minutes!

Maybe I’m a chopped unc 😢

Signed on to insta this morning and I’m confronted with a white gays impression of what the golden girls would think of the war in Iran. I’d love to see how fast these takes rolled out if a foreign military had just bomber DC.

A woman came into the shop today, took out a Newborn doll and wouldn’t leave until I held it. It was one of the most upsetting experiences of my life.

A woman came into the shop today, took out a Newborn doll and wouldn’t leave until I held it. It was one of the most upsetting experiences of my life.

Really looking forward to my holiday in sunny Spain

Got myself a new sweater as a little treat.

The half marathon is next week and I haven’t let myself down, though a bridge did let itself up

Finally got round to playing the Wuthering Heights soundtrack vinyl I bought myself last week, and after seeing the film I’m happy to confirm it is the best thing to come out of that movie by a wet, dark, country mile.

Bought myself some cute fungi/bug illustrations from a local market but now I’m faced with finding somewhere I can get attractive affordable frames. Any ideas?

My mum has been winding me up this week

Growing my hair out for the first time in 3 years and my god, the GREYS

No cheating. Your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist. I’m going shopping

Nothing gives me the ick like the ‘manly’ shoulder pat when you hug someone.

I have requested my first house viewing 🫣

I just found out that Robbie Williams co-wrote Your Disco Needs You by Kylie Minogue and I need to reassess everything

People always talk about how friendly Liverpool is, as if talking to me at the bus stop on the way to work, before I’ve had coffee is a good thing.

Also a month and a day out from my holiday 🤩

One month out from my half marathon and I’m definitely nearly there, but I have a bit of a niggle in my right hamstring and I’m very concerned about it becoming more than a niggle.

So Sam Raimi is just becoming Tim Burton with mouth to mouth vomiting scenes

I just saw an insta video where they listed how many time each star sign was mentioned in the Epstein files. All I will say is it confirmed a lot of prejudices about Geminis and Leos.

Tickets to Robyn secured 😮‍💨

I just ran 16km and I’m back in bed exhausted. Someone bring me cake.

Well this can’t be unseen

Look how long and luscious my hair is now