I’ve just watched the Toxic Avenger remake starring Peter Dinklage, Kevin Bacon and Elijah Wood and what I’ve come away with is that Peter Dinklage is an extraordinary actor, I love that man.

I’m probably not alone in this, but it doesn’t matter how well I know someone, once they’re in sport-fan mode I feel anxious and threatened.

I have travelled to London for a friend’s funeral and I’m staying with my best friend who has invited people over to watch England play and this isn’t a patch on my first football game ever with @drwsplnd.com and @vazduho.bsky.social

Had the damp survey on the house I am looking into buyer by this morning and they said I’d basically have to take the entire ground floor back to brick, dig up all the floors. Back to the drawing board. 😔

Went a bit mad and bought myself some freeze dried sweets in Lidl earlier and they’re fucking manky. Ate one an hour ago and I’ll be picking it out of my teeth until the day I die.

I’m about 20 years too late but I’m embarking on a viewing of The Human Centipede trilogy.

Woman getting off the bus took a zip-loc bag of assorted chocolate bars out of her purse and offered the bus driver one on the way out. Didn’t offer me one though. That Time Out was looking pretty good.

Just legit saw someone ‘drop the recipe’ for blue ice which was legitimately adding blue food colouring to water and putting it in an ice maker.

The house purchase is on a pause for damp concerns and I was already picking out cats on the local sanctuary website.

Watching Brian Cox advertise Malibu is like watching a dog drive a car

I’ve been watching Taskmaster for the first time from the beginning and I think I am developing a thing for Little Alex Horne

Not a good year to be a Buffy fan all told

Watched Bugonia last night. I wasn’t sure about in the first 20 minutes, but I should never have doubted Lanthimos would turn it the fuck out, especially with Ari Aster on board. Damn.

Paul McCartney is a fucking personality vacuum.

Just watched The Long Walk and that film is the gayest thing I’ve seen. Including porn.

Popped to Manchester for the afternoon to do a bit of shopping. I’m sat at a restaurant opposite a fully made up Juggalo having lunch with their mum and dad.

My evenings now consist of looking at sexy tables on vinterior

Big news, lads. My new Birkenstocks arrive tomorrow.

Every time I think about buying this house I keep thinking ‘but Iwm jwust a bwaby 👶🏻’

I gave up a lot moving away from London. A phone call with my bestie still makes me feel like I never left.

Not a single fucking day off this bank holiday weekend.

My response to anyone saying they’re ‘5’10’ is and will always be ‘like Cindy Crawford’

Ahhhhh my offer has been accepted.

I went dancing tonight and three people approached me to tell me their friend was interested in me. They all turned out to be 21 which was obviously a no, but it’s nice to be wanted. I wish I had friends who were that concerned with getting me laid.

Boycott the Eurovision Song Contest. #eurovision #esc #boycotteurovision

Putting a bid on another house right now and my dad has dealt with the estate agent as I’ve been in work. Called them because an email hadn’t come through and my dad had given a very embarrassing email address I had when I was 14.

Went for another house viewing this evening. I will obviously be making an offer.

My bike tyre exploded on the cycle home this evening. This was due to a very old tyre, which id just bought a replacement for. Walked the bike home, took the wheel off, replaced the inner tube and tyre and replace the chain and the wheel in about 15 minutes. I feel so powerful right now.

Someone offered more 🤷🏼‍♂️

Making my first offer on a house today 😬

I’m booking my first viewings for houses to buy in the area I want to live and my viewings this weekend really run the gamut.

Janet Jackson is one of the most criminally underplayed pop artists out there.

Ive taken some time away from Bluesky and I think it’s done me good. I’ve come back to say I’ve bought new shoes.

Tried to go to the doctor today because I’ve developed a twitch in my hands that won’t go away. They’re closed obviously, so I’ll just have motor neuron disease mentally for another weekend.

Not me googling ‘why does tooth extraction feel so violating’

So I went and did my cute holiday after the half marathon and part way through I got a dental infection, spent the remaining week on antibiotics trying to recover from it. Instead I travelled home early to have my tooth pulled. Felt quite rough, first time I’ve ever had dental work done.

Genuinely mystified by this toilet gender signage

Girl, she’s drunk

Buffy never happened without Xander, he says refretfully.

This has been an exceptional week. I have had a gorgeous, outrageous, embarassing and awesome time with my friends new and old. Couldn’t have wanted a cooler Saturday night. X

I never especially liked the Nicholas Brendon and you’ll never catch me making the same post as when Michelle Trachtenberg died, but Xander mattered to me as a kid, good or bad. He had a huge impact on me. I will never not be the kid perving on him in speedos.

Nobody congratulates me for almost not shitting the bed

Nobody congratulates me for almost not shitting the bed

A little Sitges photo dump for you 💖

Hiked out to the nude beach 🏖️

Arguably the signing and pre-emptive cancellation of the New Sunnydale show is the best thing that could’ve happened to Buffy and its legacy. It pushed the show into the zeitgeist again without diluting it with what would, frankly, have been a load of pap.

Love a writing desk with a view

Your support has been quite extraordinary these past few months and I’m so delighted to have achieved this. Thank fuck I’m going on holiday tomorrow.

2 hours and 5 minutes!

Maybe I’m a chopped unc 😢