Your support has been quite extraordinary these past few months and I’m so delighted to have achieved this. Thank fuck I’m going on holiday tomorrow.

2 hours and 5 minutes!

Maybe I’m a chopped unc 😢

Signed on to insta this morning and I’m confronted with a white gays impression of what the golden girls would think of the war in Iran. I’d love to see how fast these takes rolled out if a foreign military had just bomber DC.

A woman came into the shop today, took out a Newborn doll and wouldn’t leave until I held it. It was one of the most upsetting experiences of my life.

A woman came into the shop today, took out a Newborn doll and wouldn’t leave until I held it. It was one of the most upsetting experiences of my life.

Really looking forward to my holiday in sunny Spain

Got myself a new sweater as a little treat.

The half marathon is next week and I haven’t let myself down, though a bridge did let itself up

Finally got round to playing the Wuthering Heights soundtrack vinyl I bought myself last week, and after seeing the film I’m happy to confirm it is the best thing to come out of that movie by a wet, dark, country mile.

Bought myself some cute fungi/bug illustrations from a local market but now I’m faced with finding somewhere I can get attractive affordable frames. Any ideas?

My mum has been winding me up this week

Growing my hair out for the first time in 3 years and my god, the GREYS

No cheating. Your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist. I’m going shopping

Nothing gives me the ick like the ‘manly’ shoulder pat when you hug someone.

I have requested my first house viewing 🫣

I just found out that Robbie Williams co-wrote Your Disco Needs You by Kylie Minogue and I need to reassess everything

People always talk about how friendly Liverpool is, as if talking to me at the bus stop on the way to work, before I’ve had coffee is a good thing.

Also a month and a day out from my holiday 🤩

One month out from my half marathon and I’m definitely nearly there, but I have a bit of a niggle in my right hamstring and I’m very concerned about it becoming more than a niggle.

So Sam Raimi is just becoming Tim Burton with mouth to mouth vomiting scenes

I just saw an insta video where they listed how many time each star sign was mentioned in the Epstein files. All I will say is it confirmed a lot of prejudices about Geminis and Leos.

Tickets to Robyn secured 😮‍💨

I just ran 16km and I’m back in bed exhausted. Someone bring me cake.

Well this can’t be unseen

Look how long and luscious my hair is now

May all supposed allies who consider selling queer people, people of colour and all minorities down the river consider Nikki Minaj’s gold card before doing so. No amount of pick me energy will save you.

Yes, I got laid

Went on a date to an escape room last night. Found a bobby pin under a desk tidy and so naturally picked a lock in the adjacent wall and moved into the next room. The woman from the place came in and shouted at me because that was apparently not what was supposed to happen.

Fucking he’ll, Catharine O’Hara was a sideswipe

Got my first haircut in over two years and it’s barely identifiable as any different. I’m not sure I had any gay powers to restore, but here we go…

It’s Sam day, you all be nice to him, he’s one of the nicest people on the internet.

Sadly I wasn’t quite prepared for how exhausting running into a 45mph headwind would be and I crapped out at 10km

Mentally preparing myself for 18km in this

How’s your Sunday?

My holiday to Sitges in March is booked ☺️

Parkrun did me proud this morning

Managed to avoid The Traitors spoilers until I could watch the finale this morning 💪🏻

I have the weekend off this weekend. This will be my first day off at the weekend since November. Maybe I’ll take some nudes.

My back and legs have now been fully dismantled. Perfect day off almost complete. Now to go for cuddles and to get my back blown out.

Sauna down. I’m now in my favourite cafe for lunch and I’ve slightly over-ordered.

I’ve inadvertently turned today into TREAT YO’ SELF 2026 and I’m fine with that

Saw the boner temple last night. It’s gory and funny and I don’t feel like it progressed the story a millimetre.

Booked myself in for a sauna, an hour of sports massage and initial sports therapy session for my shoulder on Tuesday. My aim is to start Wednesday as a puddle.

Matt, then Stephen, then Rachel’s stories around the dinner table genuinely had me sobbing so hard I blew a snot bubble

My WiFi I cockblocking me from The Traitors

Help me make a fashion choice. Do I like these new runners or do I send them back?

The Hours episode of Kath and Kim is one of the best bits of tv ever made

Shared a bed with a man last night for the first time in like 3.5 years and he told me I was talking in my sleep saying ‘trauma trauma trauma’ and also sleep laughing. I’m dying alone.

Would you rather be banished or murdered?