Matt, then Stephen, then Rachel’s stories around the dinner table genuinely had me sobbing so hard I blew a snot bubble

My WiFi I cockblocking me from The Traitors

Help me make a fashion choice. Do I like these new runners or do I send them back?

The Hours episode of Kath and Kim is one of the best bits of tv ever made

Shared a bed with a man last night for the first time in like 3.5 years and he told me I was talking in my sleep saying ‘trauma trauma trauma’ and also sleep laughing. I’m dying alone.

Would you rather be banished or murdered?

Starting the long, awkward process of growing my hair out. Current length: Millie Bobby Brown season 1

Did my first 15km run in which I also set my 10km PR. I might just be on track for this half in March! strava.app.link/u7mXSW6OTZb

Went to the clinic for a prep top up and I’m leaving with prep, doxypep, a gonorrhoea vaccine and I’m being reviewed for injectable prep.

I just woke up from a horrible nightmare where I had children

My Apple Watch can tell when I’m going for a walk, run or riding a bike, so it stands to reason it can tell when I’m getting porked. Where’s my calories burnt for that, Apple?

Just did a one month review with a girl at work who told me I’m the best manager she’s ever had and she looks forward to coming to work. I almost started crying.

I’ve run 35km this week so I’ve ordered a Burger King. I will not be taking questions at this time.

My shitty job just emailed to say they’re removing what few perks existed for their employees as of January 2026. These included a half hour paid lunch break in a 9 hour shift and one singular extra holiday day above statuatory minimum after one year service.

Managed to get my long(est to date) run in 🥵

Got a little treat in the mail from @vegawork.shop @d4nnyj4mes.bsky.social & @topher.gay

Calling in sick so I can listen to Robyn’s new tracks on repeat

2016 vs 2026

Today was a fuck yeah! Took down my Christmas tree and did a deep clean of my house Had a nap Got up and ran 11km with my run group in which I did not fall behind and did not die Put plans in place to go on holiday in Sitges with some besties in March

Off for an early morning MRI. How’re you doing?

Ok I’m back. Managed 5k on ice and snow. A decent time considering.

Currently having my own time off requests and holiday requests held hostage against the demand I work extra shifts to cover holidays that I didn’t authorise on rotas I don’t make.

Getting my fitness back after falling off in December is going to be hard. That run was awful.

Every fibre in my body is telling me to go back to bed this morning but I need to crack on with the half marathon training

Quote with your last gym selfie of 2025 I’ve not been to the gym in almost a month due to injuring my elbow, but here’s my last gym selfie of 2025

It shows how much attention I’m paying to Stranger Things that I got 5 minutes into episode 7 before realising I had the French audio track on.

More like everyone else than anyone else ☺️

Only a tiny bit envious of everyone’s fancy new colour block pfps

Taking this back to bed and treating it like a lover

Good morning wokeholes

The gift that keeps on giving

I know this is well trod ground, but I just started watching Stranger Things and I can’t help but just be disinterested in this thing I started watching a decade ago.

Going on a coffee date at 4:30pm. How do I possibly get to know someone over a decaf?

I’ve handled this festive period relatively well… probably not by other people’s standards, but for me. It’s always around this time I feel incredibly lonely and I seem to be keeping that tradition alive.

Explain your username Honestly I had to change my username to stop people finding me so easily from real life. It’s the first two letters of my first name, then my middle name and then what I wish your dad would do to me.

Broke my December dry streak now too, so this evening is really giving

Found a tenner on my doorstep

Bought myself a mare ticket for Stablemaster as a little treat

Watching canonically the worst John Waters film

Not feeling my best but my leather trousers still fit so it can’t be all bad.

This morning nine years ago I sat in a cab on the way to work for 7am after finding out George Michael died with the radio playing him non-stop and cried my eyes out.

Still not been for a run or the gym. Feeling like a blob. I need to find my motivation again.

Ngl this Christmas fucking rocked. I wasn’t really prepared for a nice Christmas and yet here we are.

Living my true guncle fantasy by showing my niece Pee Wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special

The hardest part of Boxing Day will be finding my old PFP. Should I just go for something new?

Sorry for the David Harbour content, but I’m watching Violent Night while I cook my chicken

And a Feliz Naviblah to you all

Merry Christmas to you all from a drunk, sleepy boy 🎄

So long time followers may remember that my mum went a bit nuts and bought a Christmas tree on sale at the end of November. My outrage at this has been qualified this evening as my dad just text me to say they’re decorating their second emergency tree as the first one died.

It’s Christmas Eve, I’ve finished work, I’ve decided to get a little fucked up. 🤗