*Tim Robinson voice* SABRRRRES

this is a straightforward impeachable offense for trump, vance, rubio and every other person down the line who enabled it and the framers would have thought impeachment for it did not go nearly far enough

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Keon Coleman listening:

sean mcdermott just had easily his best season ever. won 12 games with a miserable roster, made it happen on defense with 3rd stringers 32 year olds and scraps. of anybody in the building he is the one who least deserved to lose his job. this is breathtaking stuff

firing a team's longtime head coach but keeping the longtime general manager

One of the foundational problems of our era is that we have broadly—in news media, in voter perceptions, in public discourse, etc—decided that Republicans have zero responsibility to the public, zero responsibility for their choices, & no agency as elected officials. Its destroying us.

We made it

I've driven a Civic since 2017 and it's never cost more than MAYBE $40 to fill up so they're just making shit up again

THE SCREAM I JUST SCRUMPT

Democrats need to understand that they can just say “It’s insane to threaten Greenland” and “I don’t think ICE should murder Americans in the street” and you don’t need to pretend to link it to the affordability crisis. Say bad things are bad.

Tearz in my eyez

Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.

⚔️⚔️⚔️

I am going to pass away

Everybody’s dad loves Landman

If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

Goldilocks waking up:

Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true

who wouldn’t want this pervert steeping his green ass in your beverage

terry taking the same approach to his hockey team as I do with my bank account: ignore it and hope for the best

Joshua Patrick Allen

Don’t cross the picket line Don’t buy starbucks

You're the guy running the vomit machine on acclaimed television series Mad Men, I'm the guy providing emotional support for the guy running the vomit machine on acclaimed television series Mad Men via a gentle hand on the shoulder, we are not the same (I'm your rock)

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year

POTUS gave a convicted child sex abuser favorable treatment, and dangled the prospect of a pardon, so she would tell lies about if he was implicated in her crimes. That's not speculative or circumstantial, it's a cold hard proven fact, in and of itself more than enough to demand removal from office.

Charlie Brown: “I’ve heard from Lucy that she is willing to come to the table, she’s willing to work with me to kick this football. So we’ll see if she’s really gonna work with me.”

The filibuster is so fundamentally anti-democratic that forcing the authoritarian party to kill it so that they could keep taking health care and food away from Americans was probably the cleanest out from the damn thing, yet this Cones of Duneshire-ass opposition party loves rules more than wins.

Pure uncut loser shit

"I can still smell the onions and the mustard."

Look, it's impossible to get just how stupid this is into a single headline, but I tried, okay?

American Kappa whose head is full of diet coke instead of spring water.

Logging on

The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.

I know this particular thought exercise is played out and nothing matters, etc. but please take a moment to imagine the uproar from the right if Obama or Biden did this

The whole point of democracy is so one person's derangement does not become everybody's problem. It's social hygiene. The fact the richest men in the West are a mix of grotty twelve year olds and deranged apocalypse fanatics is a problem, and we should be honest about it.